...born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad

 

And one more: A must-read by Julie Burchill.

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One more tune before I go: I never did get to see Celine during our trip to Vegas. But, given the chance, here’s how I’d update the bombastic chanteuse’s most famous song, "My Heart Will Go On":

 

Every night in their dreams

They see scenes of triumph

That is why the jihad goes on.

 

Far across the planet

They scan it, see weakness.

That is why the jihad goes on.

 

Near, far, wherever we are

I believe that the jihad does go on.

Once more they try for a score

And they strike for jihad

And jihad will go on and on.

 

Hate endures forever

And lasts through the ages.

And won’t go until they have won.

 

Hateful when they told us

We’re lower than they are.

That is why the jihad goes on.

 

Near, far, wherever they are,

They believe that the jihad goes on.

Now, calm, they strap on a bomb

And climb on board a bus

Hate for us will go on and on.

 

There is some hate that will not

Go away.

 

They’re here. There’s plenty to fear,

And you know that their jihad goes on.

They’ll rage, be on the same page.

And they’ll stage scenes of gore

And encore it goes on and on.

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See you in September: It’s time for my annual end-of-summer break. I’ll be away from my computer until Sunday, Sept. 3. All being well, I’ll be back atcha then.

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Return of the native: In my capacity as activist, I am compelled to scan the Globe and Mail every day. But if I have to read one more piece like this one, in which Mark “Malarkey” MacKinnon has another one of those noble natives pining for lost olive groves stolen by rapacious Jews, I might have to take drastic action.

 

In today’s “let’s feel bad for the poor, victimized Arabs” piece, MacKinnon offers up a “grizzled” elder who wants his portion of Shebaa Farms back, please. But he’s so noble that he’s willing to give up his claim if only it will bring something he longs for even more than his stolen land: an enduring peace.

 

Wow. He really is noble and selfless.

 

According to MacKinnon, that just might be possible, once Israel un-occupies the occupied land, and once Hezbollah disarms, and once Israel and Syria come to terms re the Golan Heights and…

 

In other words, there’s not a hope in Hades—and MacKinnon wants you know that it’s almost entirely Israel’s fault:

If you can bear to read them, here are the opening paragraphs:

SHEBAA, LEBANON -- If there's anyone who should want to fight for the land just beyond the tree-dotted mountains that surround this town, it's Ismail Marquise.

The grizzled, 71-year-old farmer is one of the few Lebanese who has ever seen the Shebaa Farms, a small and fertile patch of soil that Hezbollah says it has been fighting for years to free from Israeli occupation.

Mr. Marquise says that 95 hectares of the Shebaa Farms belongs to his family, who used to grow olives and fruits there when he was a young man. He hasn't seen the land since it was seized by Israel in the 1967 war, but remembers it fondly.

"It's mountainous and rocky, but greener than here," he says, nodding at the brown landscape around this devout Sunni Muslim village near the juncture of Lebanon, Syria and Israel. "There were lots of olive trees. It was easy to cultivate.

But as lush as he recalls the land being, he doesn't consider the Shebaa Farms -- which are actually 14 separate plots -- to be worth the blood that's been shed in the name of "liberating" them. Given the choice, Mr. Marquise says he'd rather have extended peace than another war ostensibly intended at freeing Shebaa. "If peace takes place, then maybe the Shebaa Farms will come back to us. We want peace first. The wars bring nothing."...

Hey, maybe the Lebanese can put this guy in charge of negotiations. He seems to be Israel’s--and the region's--best shot at peace.

 

Update: My letter to the Globe:

 

Ever since the Six Day War, when Israel captured Gaza and the West Bank (and tried, but was rebuffed, when it offered to return these areas in exchange for peace), Israel’s foes, and even some friends, have been insisting it’s about “the occupation.” If only Israel were to give back every last speck of land, it was said, the region could finally coalesce into an era or amity and peace.

 

Well, Israel returned the land—all the land—in Lebanon and Gaza, and all it got in return was missiles fired into Israeli territory and genocidal Islamists, like Hezbollah and its sponsor, Iran, crowing about their great victory and insisting that, next time, they would prevail in their goal of wiping Israel off the map.

 

Looking at the map showing Shebaa Farms—and hearing a Lebanese professor aver that Hezbollah’s “raison d’etre is resistence”—should remind us that “the thorny knot” gumming up the works here is not a few disputed acres in what may or may not be Lebanese territory. (Syria says not.) It’s the “occupation” of the entire state of Israel by Jews who deign to be sovereign over their own tiny piece of land.

 

In that sense at least, the whole issue of Shebaa Farms is less a thorny knot than it is a red herring. And frankly, like fish left out on the counter too long, it’s beginning to smell.

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Canada’s first family: The introductory issue of the Canadian version of Hello! magazine has just hit the stands. The cover story features a prominent Canadian family with a marked predilection for totalitarian strongmen.

 

No, not the Khadrs. The Trudeaus. From the Ceeb:

 

The premiere Canadian edition of celebrity magazine Hello! hit newsstands on Thursday with 12 pages devoted to the Trudeau family.

 

The weekly tabloid, a Canadian version of the magazine published in Spanish as Hola!, is being published by Rogers Publishing Ltd. and replaces a U.K. edition of Hello! that has been sold in Canada.

 

The glossy picture spread on Margaret Kemper and Justin and Alexandre Trudeau compares the Trudeau family to the Kennedys and calls them Canada's "royal family."

All three members of the family remark on the legacy of Pierre Elliot Trudeau and speak reverently of worthy causes such as Katimavik, WaterCan and the Trudeau Foundation. There is a separate story about Alexandre Trudeau's latest film, Secure Freedom.

 

The Trudeaus grace the cover, along with Hilary Duff, who is shown inside posing with fans and appearing at MuchMusic in Toronto…

 

I’m rushing out to buy my copy right now!

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Q: When is a bomb not a bomb? A: When it’s a penis enlarger: A miscommunication leads to an airport security snafu. From the Chicago Sun-Times (link via Drudge):

 

The female airport security guard held the small, black, squeezable rubber object she'd just plucked out of Mardin Amin's backpack, and eyed it suspiciously.

 

Standing next to his mother, an embarrassed Amin whispered out of one corner of his mouth that it was a "pump" -- as in a penis pump. The guard misunderstood the Iraqi man and thought she heard the word "bomb," Amin's attorney told a Cook County judge Wednesday.

"He told her it's a pump," attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke said as a cluster of burly, snickering police officers watched the court proceedings. "He's standing with his mother. Of course he's not going to shout this out."

 

But after listening to the female guard testify she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb during the Aug. 16 incident at O'Hare Airport, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was enough evidence for the case to move forward. Amin, 29, is charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted…

 

I always wondered who bought those things.

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Live and learn: Victor Davis Hanson says there are seven lessons we should learn from the war in Lebanon. Here are the first four. From Real Clear Politics:

…First, death is the mantra of terrorists. In urban landscapes, they hide among apartment buildings, use human shields and welcome all fatalities - friendly or hostile, combatant or civilian. Death of any kind, they think, makes the liberal West recoil, but allows them to pose as oppressed victims.

Their nihilistic hatred intimidates, rather than repels, third parties - whether "moderate" Arabs, Europeans who back off from peacekeeping in Lebanon, or the Western public at large. Our enemies call Jews "pigs" and "apes" and employ racist caricatures of the U.S.'s African-American secretary of state. Meanwhile, we worry about incurring charges of "Islamophobia," when we should be stressing our liberal values and unabashedly contrasting Western civilization with the 7th-century barbarism of the jihadists.

Second, windfall petrol-dollar profits (now around $500 billion annually) financially fuel radical Islam. Iranian cash allowed Hezbollah to acquire the sophisticated weaponry needed to achieve parity in ambushes with the Israeli Defense Forces. Unless the U.S. can find a way to force oil prices back down below $40 a barrel, Islamists may eventually be better equipped with weapons they buy than we are with munitions we make.

Third, as Israel's experience in Lebanon demonstrated, air power alone can never defeat terrorists. Precision bombing is a tempting option for Westerners since it ensures few if any of our own casualties. But jihadists, through the use of human shields and biased photographers, are able to portray guided weapons as being as indiscriminate as carpet-bombing.

Fourth, the use of old shoot-and-scoot missiles - Katyushas, Qassams and worse to come - is altering the strategic calculus, as they now number in the many thousands. The fear of Hezbollah's near limitless mobile launchers enabled terrorists to put whole Israeli cities in bomb shelters and almost shut down the country's economy.

In the Middle East, neither the new Israeli border wall nor the Golan Heights guarantees security from a sky full of rockets. Israel needs a breakthrough in missile defense and may have to target the conventional assets of terrorist sponsors - the power grid, for example, of Syria - to restore deterrence…

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The “Pluto” of the Liberal caucus: “Innocent Abroad” Borys Wrznewskyj has resigned his post as deputy foreign affairs critic for the Liberal party. Borys, you’ll recall, is the Liberal MP who, during an Arab-sponsored visit to Lebanon said Israel had committed “war crimes” and recommended that Canada “talk” to Hezbollah’s political wing so as to discourage its military wing (because of the vast chasm Boryn and the other useful tools perceive as existing between the two division). Borys insisted that “talking” to Hezbollah is the only way to hash out an eventual peace deal with them.

 

Borys’s suggestions landed with a thud, and the Liberal party, currently trying to restore some lost lustre and choose a new leader, distanced itself from him post haste.

 

Not that Borys has changed his mind about chewing the fat with the genocidal terrorists. Not at all. Like those wise old souls at the UN (the organization from which Borys gleaned this blinding insight), he thinks there’s much to be gained by sitting down at a bargaining table and coming to terms with people who want to efface you from the planet.

 

But then, you and I know something that Borys, the UN and lots of other useful idiots don’t, something that precludes any sort of confab: The jihad is non-negotiable.

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Jew-ish, but not Jewish: Mark Steyn, Catholic on both sides, on being mistaken for a Jew. From NRO:

Earlier this year, I chanced to be at a public meeting with the great Caroline Glick of the Jerusalem Post. Afterwards, a gentleman from the audience casually made some allusion to some or other aspect of the Jewish calendar, at which I looked momentarily befuddled. And so Caroline helpfully explained to him that “Mark’s not a Jew, but he plays one on TV.”

By which she meant that, as I publicly “defend” Israel (which is, in itself, a curious formulation, implying that the issue is the legitimacy of the Zionist Entity) and as I have a suspiciously Jewish-sounding name, I’ve been routinely assumed, at least since 9/11, to be a Jew. I’m honored to be so mistaken. And, in truth, even if I weren’t, there’s not much I could do about it. Someone asked me on the radio in Australia, two-thirds into a long, long discussion, about how Jewish I was, and I answered that the last Jewish female in my line was one of my paternal great-grandmothers and that both my grandmothers were Catholic. I then filled in a bit of remaining family background for the two or three Aussies who hadn’t yet expired from total boredom.

And, of course, I’d only been off the air for ten minutes before I was deluged with e-mails triumphantly announcing, “Ah-ha, something to hide, have we, Steyn? Or should I say Stein? Or is it Goldstein? Why so defensive about being Jewish, eh? How come you don’t have the guts to declare your Jewishness every time you write about Israel? Or do your Jewish media masters encourage you to lie to your readers?”

I didn’t know I was hiding it. There’s a couple of FAQs about it on the biographical page of my website — “But why not on the homepage, Goldsteinberg, eh? Something to be ashamed of, is it?” — and, given the number of columns I’ve published about Israel since 2001, it would be a bit clunky to have to explain it every time. I did think of writing back to my correspondents wondering if they could suggest a convenient shorthand — a yellow star next to the byline, maybe.

But I realized, in fact, that this cheap crack would be doing the Third Reich an injustice. Even the Nuremberg Laws would have cut me more slack than my Internet chastisers: “Article Five, Section One: A Jew is an individual who is descended from at least three grandparents who were, racially, full Jews.” Under the 1935 German laws on race, I would have qualified as a bona fide citizen of the Reich. But the cyber-enforcers among my readers run a tighter ship than the Führer. Half my mail reads like some ancient Woody Allen pickup line: Have you got a little Jew in you? Would you like one?

Nick Cohen, of the Observer in London, found himself in a similar situation. Pre-9/11, I always thought of him as an Old Labour leftie — i.e., well to the left of Tony Blair. But he knew enough about the Iraqi victims of Saddamite totalitarianism to be unimpressed by the pre-war London “peace” marches. And so he too was deluged by mail accusing him of bad faith or, more to the point, bad blood:

“I typed out a reply that read, ‘but there hasn’t been a Jewish member of my family for 100 years.’ I sounded like a German begging a Gestapo officer to see the mistake in the paperwork. Mercifully, I hit the ‘delete’ button before sending.”

So, yes, I am a Jew, because, after all, only a Jew could “defend” Israel, right? I don’t really “defend” it on anything but utilitarian grounds: Every country in the region — Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia — dates as a sovereign state from 60–70 years ago. The only difference is that Israel has made a go of it. So should we have more states like Israel in the region or more like Syria? I don’t find that a hard question to answer...

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Astonomical demotion: It’s a sad day for fans of a nine planet solar system. Pluto has been stripped of its official designation and is being unceremoniously turfed our of the planet club.

 

From now on, it will be known as a “dwarf planet.”

 

Which sort of makes it the “Israel” (or “the Jew”) of the solar system.

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Faux—and real—fears: Remember when folks were all freaked out about Y2K (which turned out to be a bit fat nothing) when what we should really have been worried about was the jihad and trying to connect the dots that culminated, a year and ¾ later, in 9/11?

 

That’s kind of like the situation today, but with a much longer time frame. We were all awaiting Doomsday on August 22, which has now come and gone with the world more or less intact. Meanwhile, we should really be worried about this.

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Sex and death: File this one under “too funny.” From the Toronto Star:

5 arrested after strippers perform at farm funeral

 

Five people were arrested after two groups of strippers gave “obscene performances” at a farmer’s funeral last week in Donghai County, Jiangsu province, Xinhua news agency said.

 

The disrobing was to boost attendance. “Local villagers believe that the more people who attend the funeral, the more the dead person is honoured.” 200 showed up last week.

 

It reminds me of the old Red Skelton (or George Jessel) quip about the “standing room only” crowd that turned out for the funeral of unlovable Hollywood movie mogul Harry Cohn: “Give the people what they want and they’ll show up in droves.”

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For the love of dead Jews: From an AP story in the Toronto Star:

"OSLO—A  sprawling mansion used by Norwegian Nazi collaborator Vidkun Quisling during World War II openend yesterday as a center to oppose the intolerance, hatred and treachery he represented.

The Oslo mansion, called Villa Grande, now houses The Centre for Studies of the Holocaust and Religious Minorities in Norway. Its displays and research will focus on the Nazi-led genocide of millions of Jews and on the persecution of other minorities.”

To which I say, big whoop.

Why am I so underwhelmed? Could it be because of the European penchant for shedding crocodile tears and erecting monuments to dead Jews, meanwhile reviling the live ones? Could it be because Norway is a bastion of snillingers—clueless, dangerous do-gooders doing their utmost to abet the jihad? (For more on the subject, see Bruce Bawer’s compelling and distubing book, While Europe Slept.) Could it be that universalizing the Holocaust and making it merely one of many “persecutions” suffered by many “other minorities” is to fail to understand the specificity of the Holocaust—why this specific kind of hatred arose and was directed at a specific people, and how it resulted in the entire Continent lending a hand in what one historian has called the only pan-European collaborative effort of the 20^th Century?

Yes, yes, and yes.

And in case you think I’m being harsh on the Norwegians, I am posting this. It’s from a response written by Jewish Norwegian journalist to a piece that appeared in the Norwegian paper Aftenposten earlier this month calling for the elimination of the Jewish state. The journalist, Mona Levin, has been subjected to concerted verbal attack in her homeland for daring to support Israel, a nation most of her countrymen consider to be a font of iniquity and evil.

Which, come to think of it, is exactly what Vidkun Quisling and other Nazis used to say about the Jews. (The article was translated by a blogger, so please forgive any infelicities of language or punctuation):

…If I think that Israel is abominable, if I bow my head in shame, then I become an acceptable Jew who may live in Norway for a long time and have a friend in Jostein Gaarder [the Aftenposten writer who wrote the “get rid of Israel” column]. If I think that there are also two sides to this affair, then I’m an unbalanced Zionist, paranoid and over-reacting, and have only myself to thank for anti-Jewish reactions.

Gaarder is able to write his column No. 2, published in Aftenposten yesterday, without mentioning that there are two sides to the conflict, while I, as a Jew, am placed under pressure of obedience to distance myself from one of the sides.

When a lady by the water’s edge somewhere in peaceful Norway picks up a glove and it explodes all over the world, this shows how inflammatory the subject is, and how important it is to be careful. The telephones ring night and day. Of the almost 200 email messages I have received so far, by far the majority express warming support, followed by shock that an author with such a large international field of impact should let the cat out of the bag in such an ugly manner. The messages come from several corners of the world, and from Klassekampen [Norwegian left-wing newspaper], from international media and from private individuals. From the latter group there also come various threats, prophecies/certainties about my imminent death, delight in my destruction. Like most Jews in the world, I am secular. If once a year I visit a synagogue, it’s in the same way as many Christians visit a church on Christmas Eve – there is something moving about it, something that evokes old fragrances and memories. In Norway today it is only Jews who have to have police protection all year round when they go to worship.

In Norway the number of Jews is in inverse proportion to the ignorance about us. There are 1300 of us, all of very different political, religious, social and economic backgrounds. Not all of us are members of any Jewish congregation (there are two), but nonetheless have a Jewish identity, one we ourselves want to define. But in his column of August 6, Gaarder has redefined me in his image, which is based, through a prophecy, on medieval prejudices against Judaism.

Thomas Hylland Eriksen, professor of social anthropology, goes further. (Aftenposten, August 10). He takes my citizenship away from me by demanding that Norwegian Jews must swear allegiance to the Norwegian state. Thank you so much, professor. My family will soon have been Norwegian for 150 years. It is true that all our civil rights were taken from us in 1940-45, but we got them back afterwards. When you have removed them again, must I then publicly distance myself from Israel in order to get my passport back, perhaps stamped with a J, like the one my family had 60 years ago?

Because of Israel, Hylland Eriksen wipes out my only nationality, namely the Norwegian one. What other Norwegian citizen is demanded for allegiance in this connection? For what else must I be reprimanded apart from being a Jew?

And now I hear the cries out there: Can’t one criticize Israel without being called an antisemite? Can’t you stop harping on about the Holocaust?

I see it like this: criticism of Israel is okay. When the media are full of it every day, all year round, I don’t understand how anyone can call it taboo. Criticism of Jews because they are Jews, in Israel or outside it, is not okay. Those who criticize (and hate) must take responsibility for their use of words, so that it doesn’t end in anti-Jewish abuse.

Criticism of religion is okay. Insulting of, scorn and contempt for a particular religion, in this case Judaism, is not okay. A hotch-potch of religion, politics and collective condemnation of all the world’s Jews in all ages is very definitely not okay. Just as not okay as believing that all Muslims are fundamentalist suicide bombers.

Where the Holocaust is concerned it is hard not to talk about it, because it affects most Jews on earth. The Holocaust is an aching wound on the body of Europe, one which makes Europeans so uncomfortable about cleaning that the inflammation spreads. I myself can write about this today because I narrowly escaped deportation in 1942, when I was three years old. Most of my family did not escape. The knowledge that this happened in the so recent past, and the knowledge that Holocaust denial is flourishing today, makes it hard to forget. And if for one moment I were to forget, then Hylland Eriksen helps me to remember, he who thinks that Jews have not been humiliated enough here in Norway.

So far no one in this debate knows what I think about the war in Lebanon, because I haven’t expressed an opinion. That doesn’t mean that I support the war. It doesn’t mean that I don’t support it. I have no duty to present my view in public when I’m talking about something entirely different – namely, how cruelly the uncontrollable hatred in Gaarder’s first column struck me.

What I have expressed an opinion about is the absolute right of Norwegian Jews to walk Norwegian streets and attend Norwegian schools in safety, even if war is raging in the Middle East. I demand the right to a secure, Norwegian life, with or without a Star of David around my neck, and without being considered to be a fifth columnist. If I can’t do that, it’s a political problem, and the politicians will have to deal with it. So far the reaction has been hesitant and late, but if the politicians don’t take responsibility now, they may silently be preparing the ground for open antisemitism...

Thanks for the museum, Norway. You know where you can stick it.

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The final solution: Harpoon Siddiqui, quoting old gasbag Zbigniew Brzezinski, says there’s a “growing consensus” that “neither the U.S. nor Israel has the capacity to impose a unilateral solution on the Middle East.”

 

You’re right, Harpoon. Only Iran has the power to do that.

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Signs of the time: Some years ago, Ceeb radio used to run a serial every Sunday morning written by Thomas King. Being a Ceeb comedy show, it managed to marry irreverence with political correctness as King, a writer from a First Nations background, poked gentle fun at his own people, and, on occasion, much less gentle fun at us silly-ass white folk. The tag line that ended every show has always stuck in my mind: “Be brave. Stay calm. Wait for the signs.”

 

Not a bad way to respond to life’s roller coaster, I think--the ups and downs, the twists and turns, the loop-de-loops.

 

I hadn’t thought of that line for a while. What retrieved it from my cerebral hard drive was a Forbes headline on google news: “Iran Urges West to See ‘Positve’ Signs.”

 

Good thing that “positive” is in scare quotes, because there’s nothing positive about what Iran is doing, i.e., sending up phoney smoke signals as it continues leading us silly-ass infidels around by the nose.

 

So with nuclear capability well within reach in reach of the creepiest, kookiest and ookiest leadership on the planet, it might be a good time to repeat Thomas King’s Aboriginal mantra: Be brave. Stay calm. Wait for the signs.

 

And pray like hell that the U.S. and Israel bomb the crap out of the nuclear facilities before the mullahs have a chance to vaporize the Jews.

Posted by: scaramouche at 21:06 | link | comments

 

Ceeb asleep: On Ceeb radio yesterday evening, a journalist who had just spent the last six months in Iran told clueless Ceeb listeners exactly what they wanted to hear: Iran’s leaders may be religious fanatics with an End of Days death wish, but the Iranian people are completely different—hedonistic, irreverent, disdainful of the mully-bullies and all their religious mishegas. And since the Iranian people believe their leaders’ assurances that they only want to enrich uranium for peaceful purposes, the inference was that we should be accepting of this taqiyah as the nice (but, alas, powerless) people.

 

Two quotes are in order here. The first, which I’ve cited before, is by that great poet (but despicable Jew-hater) T.S. Eliot. Eliot once wrote (as if he had the Ceeb and its listeners in mind): “Humankind cannot bear very much reality.”

 

Too true, Tom.

 

The second quote comes from corpulent Nazi Luftwaffe chief, Hermann Goering. During the Nuremburg trials, Goering had this to say (as if he had the Iranian people in mind):

 

Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.

 

Right on, Hermann!

 

Proving that a dead, fat Nazi has more insight into human biddability than the Ceeb does.

Posted by: scaramouche at 20:37 | link | comments

 

Reality check: We’re still here.  At least for now.

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I’d like the Himmler burger with a side of Eichmann fries, please: If you’re visiting Mumbai this summer, here’s a restaurant you want to be sure to avoid. From Reuters:

MUMBAI (Reuters) - Israel's mission in India asked city authorities in the financial hub of Mumbai on Wednesday to get a restaurant called "Hitler's Cross" to change its name.

The restaurant, which opened last week, was promoted with posters of Hitler and Nazi swastikas, infuriating India's small Jewish population.

"We hope the Indian authorities will ensure that Hitler being such a mass murderer did not get any rehabilitation," Daniel Zohar Zonshine, Israel's consul-general in Mumbai, told Reuters.

The multi-cuisine restaurant used publicity material featuring a red swastika carved in the name of the eatery.

Its owners, who removed a huge poster of Hitler initially installed at the entrance, have said they chose the German leader's name to stand out among hundreds of restaurants.

But India's remaining Jews -- most have migrated to Israel and the West over the years -- say they could consider legal action.

Zonshine said he hoped the restaurant's owners would realise the hurt their action had caused to Jews.

"There is a limit to a gimmick. In India, we believe, if something like this hurts the sentiments of a community, it can be treated as a criminal offence," he said.

The restaurant's owners have said they were neither promoting Hitler nor the Nazi ideology, but would not change the restaurant's name.

They have said they would open two more branches in Mumbai with the same name by October.

And coming soon to Gaza and Lebanon?

 

Update: Looks like these guys may not get the chance to chow down chez Hitler.

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The Liberal way: Yesterday Parliamentary Secretary Jason Kenney held a press conference to offer his government’s response to the three MPs who, at the behest of a Canadian Arab organization, had traveled to war-torn Lebanon. The three MPs, one from each of the three opposition party, had opined that, sure, Hezbollah was a bona fide terrorist group, and, yeah, they had their issues with the Jews. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t talk to them. Maybe even take them off our terror list to show we understand the subtle distinction between Hezbollah’s “military” and “political” wings.

 

As we know, despite the Ceeb’s and the Toronto Star’s best effort to float that dirigible, it crashed to the ground like a concrete Hindenburg.

 

The Liberal party, whose MP, Borys Wrzesnywskyj, had compared Hezbollah’s political division to the IRA’s Sinn Fein (there’s that subtle distinction I was mentioning), quickly distanced itself from the remarks. The Liberals, after all, are trying to find a new leader, and the whole Middle East imbroglio has caused them no end of grief, leading to division in the party and the defection of some lifelong Liberals to the Tory party. (Heather Reisman as a Tory: in a million years, who’d a thunk it?)

 

Anyway, back to Kenney’s press conference. It was a joy to behold. Not mincing a single word, Kenney lit into the three MPs and said there was no way Canada was going to open discussions with Hezbollah because it’s a terrorist organization with an agenda of wiping out Israel (the agenda is set out in its charter, said Kenney). As such there is absolutely nothing for us to discuss with them. Period. Game over.

 

Kenney also remarked on the startling similarities between what happened in the 1930s and what’s happening today.

 

“We need to learn the lessons of history,” he said.  “There was another political party in the past which had democratic support, which provided social services, which played an important role in the political life of the country—Germany in the 1930s—which was also dedicated to violence against the Jewish people.”

 

May I just say this: I love you, Jason Kenney.

 

But, hey, that’s me. The suggestion that Hezbollah might have a glancing similarity with the Nazis proved too much for Liberal leadership hopefuls, who came down with a collective case of the vapours. Here’s how the Toronto Star reported it:

 

Liberals were seething over remarks by Conservative MP Jason Kenney, Harper's parliamentary secretary, who scolded Wrzesnewskyj.

 

Kenney called comments made by three opposition MPs during their visit to Lebanon this week "very disturbing." He also claimed the MPs had tried "to backpedal and duck and dodge" after their remarks in Lebanon were reported.

 

Last night, Toronto MP Joe Volpe, who's also running for the leadership, said it must be made clear that the "Liberal party's position is not Mr. Wrzesnewskyj's."

"If and when we choose a leader, then we can have that discussion," Volpe (Eglinton-Lawrence), said of the leadership convention planned for the end of November in Montreal.

 

He lashed out at Kenney, saying "he never misses an opportunity to be outrageous. "He brings in the worst elements of partisan politics anywhere. It's certainly not very helpful and productive."

 

Au contraire, Joe. He says it like it is and, like that Jack Nicholson line in “A Few Good Men ” (which, come to think of also describes what your leadership race seems to be lacking), “You can’t handle the truth.”

 

As pusillanimous and pussy-footing as the Liberals are when it comes to the standing up for Israel, the National Post notes that some Liberals—or at least one Liberal—didn’t have the same reticence about voicing support for Hezbollah. Thomas Hubert, who until a few days ago vice-president of communications for the Young Liberals of Canada in British Columbia, and who is supporting former Ontario Education Minister Gerard Kennedy in the Liberal horse race, got into some hot water when he voiced his enthusiasm for the terrorists in his blog. Here’s how it went down, according to Guy Giorno in the Post:

 

Mr. Hubert doesn’t like Israel. In fact, he appears to detest it. How long he has held that view, and how widely his opinions have been known among Liberal ranks are unclear. The secret held until this past weekend, when Mr. Hubert went public with an attack on Israel and her supporters in Canada.

 

Referring to recent defections within the Liberal party, he posted the following comment on the Internet: “The Liberal Party is stronger without these violent Zionists in our party. I am glad for them to cease influencing our foreign policy so we are free to promote Canadian values of peace. It amazes me that this community is so absurdly selfish. The only issue that matters to them is the defence of a ‘state’ that survives on the blood of innocent people. Shameful.”

 

In another place on the Web, Mr. Hubert wrote that “History will remember Hezbollah as an organization that stood up to the most vile ‘nation’ in human history.”

On his own site, Mr. Hubert declared that the “Israeli Terror State continues to hate peace.” He proudly posted a third-party claim that “Hezbollah is not a terrorist organization, Israel is”—calling it a “great article.”

 

Hubert apologized, natch, explaining he was “impulsively angry” when he wrote those words and said he was “sorry that my comments were written in a way that allowed them to be taken offensively by anyone.” But they were, they were, and Hubert resigned his post. (One good thing about the retraction: Sure it was lame and unconvincing, but at least he didn’t ask the Jewish community to assist him with his recovery, a la Mel.)

 

Not that anyone would suggest that Hubert’s views are representative of the Liberal mainstream. Perish the thought. No, the Liberals have glommed onto what they think is a fool-proof strategy for reclaiming power: hearken back (like the Islamists) to a glorious era that never existed (for the Liberals: an era of “peace-keeping” and “honest-brokerage”; for the Islamists, the Utopia that inhered when Mohammed was around), and persuade Canadians that they can somehow sit out the jihad.

 

I’d like to think that Canadians are smart enough not to fall for this line, and to realize that we have as much at stake as Israel does. But reading about how Liberals are “seething” because a Tory had the audacity to speak the truth—and to do it in public—I’m not so sure.

 

Update: My friend E. alerted me to this editorial in the Toronto Sun. Unlike the leadership of the Liberal party, which seems to have misplaced its moral compass, it’s not afraid to mince words:

 

EDITORIAL: They're terrorists, period So, interim Liberal leader Bill Graham says his party still views Hezbollah as a criminal terrorist organization -- as long as Hezbollah continues to call for obliterating Israel and killing Jews. Well, that's a relief. Ditto for Gilles Duceppe's Bloc Quebecois. But the fact that both parties' leaders even had to make such a statement this week in the wake of questionable comments from their MPs is disturbing. As for the NDP, who knows? Jack Layton says it's not about lists. Or something like that. And Etobicoke Centre Liberal MP Borys Wrzesnewskyj -- who started all this on the weekend in Lebanon with his fellow travellers Peggy Nash of the NDP (Parkdale-High Park) and Maria Mourani of the Bloc -- hasn't been much clearer. All three, who were touring wartorn areas of Lebanon courtesy of the National Council on Canada-Arab Relations, expressed concern about Canada's current terrorism law, which designates Hezbollah as a criminal terrorist organization and, as such, bans official contact with it. When asked by reporters if that designation should be changed, Wrzesnewskyj said yes. But he has since stressed that Hezbollah should still be considered terrorist because of its "war crimes" of attacking civilians. He does, however, think the law should allow talks with the group's political wing, which he compared to the Irish Republican Army's Sinn Fein. For her part, Nash said "it's just not helpful to label them a terrorist organization," noting many Lebanese consider Hezbollah resistance fighters and providers of charity. It's naive nonsense like this that leads to tolerance of terrorists in our midst -- witness the Hezbollah flags at recent rallies. Don't these MPs get it? There can be no negotiation with groups that support and fund violence through their so-called charitable and political work (including the recently banned Tamil Tigers, the focus of yesterday's arrest of three Canadians on terror charges) -- much less those that seek to wipe a democratic state and an entire people off the map. Canada's long-overdue decisions to criminalize groups like Hezbollah, Hamas and the Tamil Tigers sent a powerful statement that allies us with other democracies and necessarily crosses all party lines and bears no equivocation. There can be no appeasing or negotiating with terrorists. Suggesting anything less is not "helpful."

 

Update: If you read nothing else today, I urge you to read this piece by Mark Steyn (another non-mincer of words).

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Today’s chortle: Occasionally, I like to check in on the Times Watch site, just to see what I’m missing by not reading The Most Self-Important Newspaper in America every day. (For reasons of activism, I survey the Toronto Star and the Globe and Mail every morning. Were I also to scan the NYT on a daily basis, it would put me over my daily quota of moonbattiness, and I wouldn't be able to function.) This post from Times Watch made me chuckle. It pertains to the NYT headline “Widening public scepticism about airline terror threat.”

 

As Times Watch drolly notes, the scepticism seems to be confined to the NYT newsroom.

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The greatest love of all?: The strangest story I’ve read all day. From iafrica.com:

Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of terror group al-Qaeda, was such a fan of singer Whitney Houston that he considered marriage and having her husband Bobby Brown killed.

This is but one of several details revealed by a woman who claims she was once the sex slave of America’s most wanted man.

Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who says she was kept against her will as Bin Laden’s mistress for four months in 1996, makes the revelation in her new autobiography.

In ‘Diary of a Lost Girl’, excerpts of which appear in Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Boof claims: “Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t.

“He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.

“He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”

Bin Laden wanted to shower the ‘I Will Always Love You’ singer with presents and convert her to Islam, claimed Boof who, until recently, was a writer for soap opera ‘Days Of Our Lives’.

“He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

“He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband — Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed,” the 37-year-old writer claimed.

“He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.”

Boof claims Bin Laden raped her and kept her prisoner in a hotel in Morocco. She has previously said she had to take her son out of a school in Los Angeles after rumours circulated that his father was the al-Qaeda mastermind.

In her autobiography she reckons Bin Laden also had a taste for Western literature.

“In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy,” she wrote.

He would also “ramble on” about his favourite TV shows ‘Miami Vice’, ‘The Wonder Years’ and ‘MacGyver’, she claimed.

I’m not so sure I believe a Sudanese soap opera scribe/poet named “Boof” who claims to have been Osama’s sex slave. (Call me crazy, but something about her story strikes me as, oh, I dunno, completely implausible.) But if  her claims did turn out to be true, we’d have to look no further for proof of Osama’s derangement than his fondness for “MacGyver.” That’s something no one in his right mind would admit to.

 

Update: Of course, if Osama were to sing the song, he’d make a few crucial changes:

 

I believe the children are our future.

Teach them well to blow up like shahids.

Show them all the hatred they possess inside.

Give them a sense of pride to make it easier.

Let us all remind them how it used to be.

 

Everybody searching for a hero.

People need someone to look up to.

Mohamed is the guy who fulfills our needs.

A perfect man he was,

Performed such perfect deeds.

 

I decided long ago,

Always to walk in Prophet Mo’s shadow.

I’ll prevail, and we’ll succeed,

The infidel will beg and bleed.

No matter how they rant and rave

I’m snug as a bug inside my cave.

Because the greatest hate of all

Is happening to me.

I found the greatest hate of all inside of me.

The greatest hate of all

Is easy to achieve

Learning to hate kafirs,

It is the greatest hate of all…

 

Update: A tongue-in-cheek piece in the Boston Herald about Osama’s unrequited love is titled, “A jihadi in love,” and you know me, I just can't resist an obvious song parody.

 

With apologies to Dion and every single one of the Belmonts, wherever you are:

 

Each time I see my Whitney

Star in “The Bodyguard.”

She makes my heart beat faster.

Part of me get so hard.

Each night I ask Allah up above:

Why must I be a jihadi in lo-ove?

 

Want her for my own woman.

But my position’s grave.

Can’t get her to leave Bobby

And move into my cave.

Each night I ask Allah up above:

Why must I be a jihadi in lo-ove?...

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And the winner is…: Quick now--who’s the most loathsome Jew in the pantheon of Jew-hating Jews? Chomsky? Viorst? Judt?

 

Ladies and gentlemen of the Cyberspace Academy, I hereby officially nominate “academic” Norman Finkelstein. Not only because he’s probably the Jew-hater’s favourite Jew, but because he’s capable of writing the most revolting diatribes this side of the Palestinian press.

 

His latest target: Alan Dershowitz, whose defence of Israel has put him in the crosshairs of the unhinged Finkelstein.

 

Dershowitz documents this abuse in Front Page Magazine:

 

The level of “academic discourse on the Middle-East reached a new low—quite a feat considering some of the old lows—when the notorious Jewish anti-Semite and Holocaust justice-denier Norman Finkelstein wrote a screed suggesting that I be targeted “for assassination” because of my views on Israel. The obscene article was accompanied by an obscene cartoon drawn by “Latuff”, a frequent accomplice of Finkelstein. The cartoon portrayed me as masturbating in rapturous joy while viewing images of dead Lebanese civilians on a TV set labelled “Israel peep show,” with a Jewish Star of David prominently featured. The cartoon aptly represents the content of Finkelstein’s piece, which accuses me of being a “moral pervert” who “missed the climactic scene of his little peep show.” He also claims quite absurdly that I “sanction mass murder” and “the extermination of the Lebanese people.” (I’m surprised he hasn’t accused me of kicking of puppy dogs, scowling at little children, and parking in handicapped spaces.)

 

Finkelstein call me a Nazi not once, but twice, first saying that I subscribe to “Nazi ideology” and then comparing me to Nazi propagandist Julius Streicher, who was presecuted at Nuremberg by my mentor Telford Taylor.

 

The peep-show cartoon was even too extreme for the notorious “Counterpunch,” a Stalinist website that glorifies Hezbollah, Hamas and other terrorist enemies of the U.S. and Israel. Prior to its decision not to run this particular cartoon, Counterpunch seemed to have no standards, but even for them this one was apparently too much (though they kept in the “peep show” reference that inspired the cartoon)…

 

Wow. Clearly, the Fink and his cartoon crony are off their meds—and their rockers.

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Italy’s modest request: If Israel wants Italy to send soldiers to “keep the peace” in southern Lebanon, Israel has to agree not to do anything to prevent Iran from rearming its terror proxies, Hezbollah.

 

Of course, Italy didn’t state it that baldly, since that’s not acceptable diplomacy-speak. From the Jerusalem Post:

Israel must respect the cease-fire in Lebanon if Italy is to send troops to Lebanon as a major part of the peace force, Italian Foreign Minister Massimo D'Alema said in an interview published on Tuesday.

"From Israel, we expect a renewed commitment, and this time really binding, to respect the cease-fire," D'Alema was quoted as saying by the Rome daily La Repubblica. "It is right to insist that the Hizbullah put down their arms, but we cannot send our soldiers into Lebanon if the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) continues to shoot."

D'Alema is expected to press that appeal on Thursday when he meets in Rome with Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, a day after she holds meetings in Paris.

Italy appears to be on the verge of taking on a major role in the peace mission, aimed at keeping fighting from breaking out again after weeks of widening warfare between Israel and the guerrillas that claimed civilian lives in both Lebanon and Israel.

On Monday, Italian Premier Romano Prodi said he told UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan that Italy is willing to command a UN force in Lebanon.

Prodi, D'Alema and Italian military officials have said Italy could send as many as 3,000 soldiers, by far the largest offer of any prospective participant in the beefed-up UNIFIL force.

In the interview, D'Alema pitched for more European participation, although he played down French reluctance to send more than a few hundred troops…

If the Jews are counting on the Eurabians to protect them, they are truly doomed.

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Shooting the “fact-finders”: Yesterday Ceeb radio tried to fly the three MPs on an Arab-sponsored “fact-finding” mission up the flagpole, but it looks like they ain’t gonna fly. After conducting interviews—at length—with Liberal MP Borys Wrzesnywskyj, who assured listeners that, yes, Hezbollah is indeed a terrorist group, but we should talk to them anyway because, um, the UN sez so (apparently, it’s written into the ceasefire agreement), the Ceeb has done a semi-volte face. This morning, instead of asking us to entertain the MPs’ “pearls of wisdom” (“Hezbollah’s military wing and poltical wing are separate”; “Hezbollah is just like the IRA,” etc.) the Ceeb has bowed to realities, and is backing off from being cheerleader for this clueless trio.

 

Why the retreat? Aside from the obvious absurdity of their claims (not that that’s put the brakes on the Ceeb before, as it continues to regularly tout the likes of Noam Chomsky and Robert Fisk), the Ceeb could obviously see the way the wind was blowing—and it wasn’t in the Ceeb’s direction. An editorial in today’s Globe castigates the three MPs for their naivete, calling them “Innocents Abroad,” and doubts the usefulness of any report they might deliver in the House of Commons. And the Liberal party, currently embroiled in a leadership race, seems to be distancing itself from the “missionaries.” On Ceeb radio this morning, interim leader Bill Graham was said to be concerned about “the optics” of the visit (a Liberal leader concened about "optics"?--what a shocker) and says Hezbollah should retain its designation as a terrorist organization. He’s also advising Canadians not to put too much stock in the MPs’ words.

 

So why do I call it a semi-volte face? Because Graham also said that Canada must return to its traditional role of straddling the fence and playing peace-keeper (a role that exists solely in the minds of left-wing fantasists, like Graham and the Ceeb). And, as we have seen in recent day, that message has a lot more “legs” than the lame-o one being proffered by the MPs.

 

Nice try though, Ceeb. Better luck next time.

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How to defeat our enemies: According to this writer on the israelinsider site, our best shot is to expose and poke fun at their lies and absurdities:

 

…The key to winning in Iraq, Lebanon, Iran, Syria, et al is to totally destroy their nation's dignity, very, very publicly. This includes embarrassing their families, their history, their leaders--all with truth. It shouldn't be hard, no harder than Ahmadinejad's little "nuke."

In fact, that is why the entire Arab and Muslim world is angry with Israel, a thousandth of their landmass and a hundredth of their population. Israeli shows them just how little and impotent they are.

I mean, why does Malaysia, Indonesia and Kuwait hate Israel and refuse diplomatic relations or trade? Israel does not "occupy" one square inch of their land. If it really was the Palestinians, how come not one word was said against King Hussein of Jordan who massacred the Palestinians and threw the remainder of them out of his country in what has become known as Black September of 1971.

The simple answer is that the entire Muslim world is angry with tiny little Israel because this ragtag bunch of ex-Yeshiva buchers totally humiliated every single Arab and Muslim nation by building a gorgeous, successful country in the Middle East from sand dunes, produced one of the most incredible scientific and technological societies in the world, and then had the audacity to decimate any Arab/Muslim country that attempted to destroy them. Talk about humiliation!

And the Saudis, even with all of their oil money, are still -- so to speak -- humping camels in the desert. Check out Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, Egypt, et al -- third world countries all that have not yet to develop to any modern extent. Can we blame them for hating Israel so much? How dare those arrogant little Jews embarrass a billion Muslims!

These are real answers to winning the war against terrorism, about which every single Western democracy should be concerned. If we do not begin to respond to their evil rhetoric, we will have to respond to their evil nuclear weapons. Only then, it may be a little late.

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Blind as a bat, and manoeuvring without benefit of sonar: Here’s the situation as it stands: Hezbollah thinks it won the war; the world reviles Israel for its “disproportionate response”; and the mully-bullies and their talking head, Moo Jihad, are on the cusp of going nuclear.

 

And, oh yeah, the West still doesn’t have a clue.

 

From The American Thinker:

…The West, as usual, does not get the picture. Cognitive deficiencies produced a moral and political failure of an order no less than the Munich appeasement deal of 1938, although this time the West has no excuse. The blindness is such that western news agencies doctored photographs and slanted reports to give the impression that Lebanese casualties were far higher than they were, while “leaders” prattled on about disproportionate force as if war were an Olympic sport.

In the end, it was western powers that hammered out a deal at the UN which contravened the UN’s own previous resolutions, for among the provisions of the resolution calling for a ceasefire was a call to settle the disputed Sheba Farms area which the Secretary-General had already concluded was not part of Lebanon. But since this issue was a Hezb’allah demand, the UN had no moral compunction in ignoring its own previous rulings and international law. If the West cannot take on Lebanon, one can well imagine its even greater reluctance to take on Iran, whose nuclear ambitions, if not checked, will lead the world straight to nuclear war. But the West has not yet understood that they are dealing with an enemy who uses unconventional weapons.

Neither has Israel, it would seem. It conducted a war that left the impression it was not resolutely pursuing its enemy, but aiming instead for international brownie points. It dropped leaflets on Lebanese citizens warning them when bombings and even ground forces were coming and so warned the Hezb’allah terrorists with whom these citizens sympathized. It declared it was not engaged in war with Lebanon, thus supporting the sham position of the Lebanese government. It did not mobilize its full forces and once it did, it did not engage them in battle, quick to accept an international deal that history has shown them would be worthless.

The UN has never protected Israel from its neighbors, has ignored their violations of ceasefires, and has disappeared when they mobilized for aggression. For six years since 2000 the UN has not enforced its own resolutions on Lebanon. It allowed Hezb’allah to build up illegal rocket caches and turned a blind eye when it kidnapped Israeli soldiers. And the recent resolution notwithstanding, both the UN and the powers that supported it, chief of them France, have made it clear they are not going to disarm Hezb’allah, a group France kept off the EU terrorist list. In short, the Israeli government has made its country’s security hostage to a feckless world community that is anti-Semitic to boot.

Israel, which was supposed to be the haven for Jews in a crunch, has thereby pulled the rug out from under Jews worldwide. The Israeli government’s action in Lebanon has created a major dilemma of trust. Countries like France do not understand why Israel would have gone to war to rescue its kidnapped soldiers, but Israelis understand why. All Jews are bound one to another, and especially in Israel, which depends on a citizen army. The soldiers that do the work have to know that they can count on the solidarity of their fellow citizens, a solidarity embodied in their government.

If the Israeli government can sign on to a resolution that does not include the return of kidnapped Israeli soldiers, the future does not bode well. How will they believe that government in the future when it crosses its own red lines? What point is there to sacrifice if the government will not keep its word? And how can one explain that Israel did indeed go to war to rescue its soldiers if the government abandons that war aim so cavalierly? True, the functioning of democratic society, like all societies, has a built-in disconnect between individuals and social systems, but democracies work on the paradox of trust more than other kinds of society; and the Israeli government has certainly stretched the limit here. Perhaps since modern societies also learn from their mistakes, there will be some political and strategic housecleaning in Israel that will bring the Oslo mentality to a well-deserved end. If so, that will be the only benefit of this ill-conceived and ill-conducted war.

Of one thing Israel can be certain: there will be another war soon. The appeasement of Hezb’allah embodied in the UN ceasefire has meant only that there is a lull in the century-old war that the Arabs and the Muslims have been conducting against the Jews over Israel. Behind Hezb’allah stands Iran and behind Iran stands the threat of nuclear weapons, which, once dropped, will leave neither time nor reason for Reuters to doctor the photographs or the West to moan about Jewish perfidy…

And should Iran drop the Big One, I doubt our foolish, feckless world will harp on the “disproportionate response.”

Posted by: scaramouche at 18:15 | link | comments

The not-so-disarming French:

 

Anyone who thinks the French are actually going to insert themselves between Hellzbollocks and the Jews is—what’s the word I’m searching for in the recesses of my memory, wherein resides all my High School French; oh, yeah—fou!

Posted by: scaramouche at 17:54 | link | comments

 

In other “news,” dog bites man, they still hate the Jews, and Hellzbollocks is an Iranian-sponsored terrorist organization: Iran vows to defy the world and continue building its nukes.

 

Does that mean the world isn’t going to end tomorrow?

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Sanitizing Hezbollah: Three clueless M.P.s, one Liberal, one N.D.P., one Bloq Quebecois, are visiting Lebanon as part of a fact-finding mission arranged by the National Council of Canadian Arabs. After looking around at the devastation wrought because a genocidal terrorist organization, sponsored by a genocidal Islamist dystopia, provoked the Jews, whom it plans to (and I quote) “wipe off the map,” the M.P.s have had a brainwave: It’s not Hezbollah’s mass murder schemes that are impeding peace in our time; it’s its designation as a terrorist organization. From the National Post:

BENT JBAIL, Lebanon - It would aid the cause of peace if Canada dropped Hezbollah from its list of banned terrorist organizations, two Canadian MPs on a fact-finding mission to Lebanon said yesterday.

When asked if he was in favour of Hezbollah being taken off the terror list, Etobicoke Liberal Borys Wrzesnewskyj said: "Yes, I would be."

He likened the situation in the Middle East to that of Northern Ireland, where "if there wasn't the possibility for London to negotiate with the IRA, you'd still have bombings."

"Hezbollah has a political wing. They have members of parliament. They have two Cabinet ministers. You want to encourage politicians in this military organization so that the centre of gravity shifts to them."

New Democrat Peggy Nash, who represents the Toronto riding of Parkdale-High Park, said her discussions in Lebanon had led her to believe "that it is just not helpful to label them a terrorist organization."

"If the political parties in Lebanon who may disagree with Hezbollah, and be opposed to them and their philosophy, can figure out a way to work with Hezbollah and try to get along internally, then perhaps we should take a cue from that."

Both MPs said they would bring that message back to their caucuses, and eventually to the House of Commons, when they return to Canada this week…

The Nazis, another Jew-expunging outfit, had a “political wing,” too. But I hardly think their designation as “Nazis” is, as Ms. Nash said in an interview re Hezbollah on Ceeb radio this morning, the reason the West couldn’t “draw them into democracy.”

 

Newsflash for Wrzesnewskyj and Nash: totalitarians with global ambitions aren’t much interested in being drawn into democracy. Given their druthers, they prefer to obliterate it.

 

In other words, it’s not a matter of semantics but of anti-Semitics.

 

Update: Back in 2002, Mazen Choaib, the executive director of the Arab organization that arranged the fact-finding mission, had this to say when Canada put Hezbollah on its terrorist list:

 

Mazen Chouaib, Executive Director of the National Council on Canada-Arab relations, rejected the notion that the charity and militant arms of Hezbollah are one and the same.

But when asked by Canada AM's Lisa LaFlamme how someone donating money could be sure it was being used for charitable causes and not for terrorist activities, Chouaib said: "I cannot guarantee that."

Chouaib said money raised in Canada would largely be targeted for humanitarian causes. "They are funding some orphan here, orphan there," he said.

"We see this as another effort by a pro-Israel group to change Canadian foreign policy," Chouaib said, adding that banning Hezbollah outright would perpetuate stereotypes that Canadian Arabs are involved in terrorism.

 

And there’s nothing worse than perpetuating stereotypes, is there? Especially when there’s such a clear distinction between Hezbollah’s “military” and “political” wings (says scaramouche, quoting clueless Liberal “fact-finder” Borys in an interview on Ceeb radio this afternoon). In fact, much like the distinction between the military and political wings of the Nazis.

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Compadres:

 

 

Claudia Rosett alerts us to the firm friendship between loathsome, bespoke internationalist, Kofi Annan, and loathsome, bearded terror-Meister, Sheik Hassan Nasrallah—a relationship that goes waaay back. From NRO:

…Annan jumped that gun six years ago, by meeting in Beirut on June 20, 2000, with the same Lebanese terrorist satrap of Iran who runs Hezbollah today: Hassan Nasrallah. Against a backdrop of flowers, their handshake and grins were recorded in this (almost certainly undoctored) Reuters photo of the occasion. At the time, as a U.N. press release put it, “They talked of cooperation between Hizbollah and the United Nations peacekeeping mission in Southern Lebanon. The Secretary-General thanked the Sheikh for his restraint shown by Hizbollah during Israel’s withdrawal from Lebanon.”

That meeting in Beirut was the follow-on to Annan’s meeting just two days earlier, on June 18, 2000, with Iranian officials in Tehran. On that occasion, as Annan’s office reported, “Their talks focused on the emerging political, economic and social role in Lebanon for Hezbollah,” as well as “the political transition taking place in Syria, peace efforts in Afghanistan,” and so forth.

While Annan, Nasrallah, and the tyrants of Syria and Iran might have considered that round of U.N. diplomacy in 2000 a rip-roaring success, there were no victories there for the Free World. Afghanistan’s Taliban regime went on hosting al Qaeda, which was by then planning the Sept. 11 attacks on America. Syria completed its transition from the tyrannical President Hafez Assad to his despotic son Bashar Assad. Iran, of course, carried on with its totalitarian terrorist-sponsoring ways, as well as its nuclear-bomb program, and has now brought us the messianic Hezbollah-praising President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Kofi Annan got lunch, some photo-ops, and, of course, a Nobel Prize.

And, as we now know, just four months after Annan’s handshake with Nasrallah, Hezbollah in its “emerging political, economic and social role” went on in October, 2000, to kidnap three Israeli soldiers from inside Israel — murdering them all. UNIFIL’s contribution was to hand over at gunpoint to Hezbollah the bloodstained vehicles in which the Israelis were apparently kidnapped, conceal from Israeli authorities for months videotapes of the evidence, and then “observe” for more than five years as Hezbollah trucked in weapons from Iran and Syria, honeycombed southern Lebanon with fortifications and launched the recent bout of ruinous war with the July 12 kidnapping of another two Israeli soldiers, whom Hezbollah has yet to return.

Annan himself may be oblivious to the damage done to the real cause of peace by his favored brand of thug-hugging U.N. “diplomacy,” but the rest of us will be living with it long after he has retired. Right now, Annan has no more business talking with Hezbollah than he would have visiting the Iranian exhibition of holocaust cartoons that opened Monday in Tehran. Or should we brace for that as well?

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There are none so blind…: I have found the place where the “war on drugs” and the “war on terror” converge (or one them, anyway). It’s documented in the following madness, wherein Britain the Italy provided specialized equipment to Iran so it could fight the drug war, and Iran ended up giving the stuff to its terrorist protégé, Hezbollah, to use in the "war on Jews." From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Kiryat Shemona, Israel -- Israeli intelligence officials have complained to Britain and the United States that sensitive night-vision equipment recovered from Hezbollah fighters during the war in Lebanon had been exported by Britain to Iran. British officials said the equipment had been intended for use in a U.N. anti-narcotics campaign.

Israeli officials say they believe the state-of-the-art equipment, found in Hezbollah command-and-control headquarters in southern Lebanon during the just-concluded war, was part of a British government-approved shipment of 250 pieces of night-vision equipment sent to Iran in 2003.

Israeli military intelligence confirmed that one of the pieces of equipment is a Thermo-vision 1000 LR tactical night-vision system, serial No. 155010, part No. 193960, manufactured by Agema, a high-tech equipment company with branches in Bedfordshire, England, and San Diego. A spokesman for Agema in San Diego denied all knowledge of the system.

The equipment, which needed special export-license approval from the British government, was passed to the Iranians through a program run and administered by the U.N. Drug Control Program. The equipment uses infrared imaging to provide nighttime surveillance that allows the user to detect people and vehicles moving in the dark at a range of several miles.

Use of such equipment would have enabled Hezbollah to detect and record the movements of Israeli forces inside Israel, as well as its military advance into Lebanon.

Britain and Italy both have provided specialized tracking and monitoring equipment over the past decade as part of U.N.-sponsored attempts to stem the flow of heroin and opium into Western Europe from Afghanistan and Pakistan. Iran is a major route for shipment of narcotics to the West.

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office in London said Saturday, "The Israeli Defense Forces have confirmed to us they have found some night-vision equipment in south Lebanon that is apparently made in Britain. We're trying to get further details to see exactly what the equipment is, who made it and who the original buyer is."

The spokesman, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Britain participates, through the U.N. drug-fighting agency, in Iran's interception program, which is run by anti-narcotics forces along the country's eastern border with Afghanistan and Pakistan, both major opium poppy-growing countries.

"We've been encouraging the Iranians as part of their anti-narcotics program, and there was an export in 2003 ... as part of the heroin and opium smuggling program. This is an area where we try not to let the nuclear issue prevent cooperation on countering narcotics," he said, referring to Iran's dispute with the United Nations over its nuclear enrichment program…

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Harpoon’s apologetics: Harpoon Siddiqui, eminence grise of the Toronto Star, can usually be found occupying his bully pulpit in the paper’s Op-Ed section. Today, however, he’s moved into the IDEAS section for a lengthy examination of what he is calling “The Muslim Malaise.”

 

What’s the malaise? Endemic poverty (the result of Western colonialism). Repressive governments riddled by corruption. A sense of powerlessness over what they perceive to be unfair U.S. and Israeli policies.

 

Is it any wonder, asks Siddiqui that so many have found solace in an “extreme” version of Islam, and are acting out in such explosive ways?

 

Not that Siddiqui is condoning this behaviour. He’s merely trying to account for it. He assures us that hatching terrorist plots and blowing up non-Muslims is completely out of character for a religion whose holy book and Prophet have a default setting of moderation. Mohammed was “a moderate himself” who “smiled often, spoke softly and delievered brief sermons”; in one of them, he told followers to “be moderate in religious matter, for excess caused the destruction of earlier communities.”

 

And if you buy that, I have some gibungous Buddhist statues for sale in Afghanistan. Of I would have, if the excesses of some of Mohammed’s less that moderate followers hadn’t contravened his doctrines and caused the destruction of that remnant of an earlier community destroyed by the jihad.

 

Let’s get real, shall we? As Robert Spencer is wont to explain, there may be moderate Muslims, but Islam is not a moderate faith. It is a religion of conquest, domination and subjugation, and it didn’t conquer half the civilized world by making nicey-nicey with non-believers. It did so through war, pillage, rape and killing all the kafirs who stood in its path.

 

Has anything changed today? Yes. Islam is making inroads in Dar al Harb—that’s our part of the world that will be embroiled in perpetual warfare until it has been conquered for Islam—through less overtly violent means; through demographics and policies like multiculturalism which have persuaded clueless, foolish, self-loathing Westerners (carrying that onerous double burden of their complicity in “colonialism” and the inherent virtue of everyone in the Third World) that all cultures and religions are equally valid—even one that enshrines “jihad” and “dhimmitude” and the primacy of Islam, the one true faith.

 

Not that Harpoon would mention such loaded words. No, he’s too busy trying to convince us that Mohammed is, well, Jesus, and that “suicide bombings, slitting the throats of hostages and committing other grisly acts” are an aberration of Islamic theology.

 

If only. Unfortunately, Mohammed was a man of war, and his book is replete with plenty of slice-and-dice-the-infidel passages which validate the actions of holy warriors and, further, hold out the enticement of an eternity in a no charge, All U Can Screw bordello for those who heed Allah’s highest calling and martyr themselves for the cause.

 

Thus, when Harpoon calls on Muslims, oppressed, poverty-ridden and angry though they may be (“too many are struggling to survive”; “nearly half live under authoritarian regimes where they can speak up only on pain of being incarcerated, tortured or killed, and they are helpless spectators to the sufferings of fellow Muslims in an unjust world order”) to DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT, about the rot  in Islam (my characterisation, of course, not his) you know he’s being immensely disingenuous. For one, how can they do anything when people like Harpoon tell them that (and us) that it’s about poverty—and doesn’t count on the Muslim nations awash in oil money to assuage the poverty? How can they do anything when the rich nations—Saudi Arabia and Iran—are more interested in funding jihad against Great Satan and his little buddy, Israel, than in building infrastructure in Yemen and Bangladesh? How can they do anything when they’ve imprisoned themselves in a cult and cage of victimhood, stewing in their “anger” and “frustration” and “humiliation” and “grievances”? Harpoon calls on them to “confront their challenges, for Allah never changes a people’s state unless they change what’s in themselves,” but how can they change anything when they are taught that the Koran is the uncreated—and thus immutable—word of Allah and that Mohammed is the most perfect human being who has ever lived?

 

In what context, Harpoon, can you amend perfection? And what’s the motivation to do so when the jihad in all its forms (a continuum that runs from “moderate” efforts, like demography, to “extreme” ones, like Gatorade terror plots) is having such great success?

 

Update: It is interesting to read this column by David Warren as a companion to Siddiqui’s piece. Warren says it isn’t at all useful at this stage to speculate as to whether “moderate” Islam (come out, come out wherever you are) can reign in “extreme” Islam; from all appearances, it can’t. What matters is that we in the West face an even more crazed and emboldened enemy:

…It is getting less and less useful to claim that we are defending a "moderate Islam" that can accommodate the West, against a "fanatical Islam" that can't. The enemy has succeeded in making the issue, Islam versus West.

The plot develops with the progressive takeover of the world Islamist movement, by the ayatollahs of Iran; and has been further thickened by the huge propaganda victory that Iran's client, Hezbollah, has just won over Israel. This has had and will continue to have the same effect on Muslim mass psychology as the Al Qaeda terror attacks. It shows the most virulent and aggressive forms of Islam to be triumphing -- to be, in effect, the wave of the future, the standard around which all Muslims may rally. It leaves all those who reject this standard not in the position of "moderate Muslims", but rather in that of isolated and irrelevant or treasonous holdovers from some "Western imperialist" past.

Numbers have nothing to do with this; for the question is, who has the guns and will use them. In Lebanon, it was Hezbollah, and by merely surviving the Israeli onslaught, they have raised the standard of 9/11 to new heights. The bitter consequences of that must now be harvested not only by Israel, but by the whole West.

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UNbelievable: Despite the fact that the ceasefire is supposed to hinge of UN troops acting as a buffer between Hezbollah and Israel, countries seem to be very unforthcoming with manpower. Kofi Annan has stepped up to encourage them to get with the program, assuring them that in the tried and true tradition of UN fecklessness, the men won’t actually have to do anything. Anything other that what it’s been doing in the area for the last six years, I mean, which, basically, amounts to a lot of what you might call “observing.” From AP:

UNITED NATIONS - Secretary-General Kofi Annan appealed to U.N. member states to provide desperately needed U.N. peacekeeping troops for Lebanon and assured them the U.N. force would not "wage war" on Israel , Lebanon, or Hezbollah militants.

"It is not expected to achieve by force what must be realized through negotiation and an internal Lebanese consensus," Annan said in a report to the U.N. Security Council U.N. Security Council on implementation of the Aug. 11 resolution calling for an end to the Israeli-Hezbollah conflict.

Deputy Secretary-General Mark Malloch Brown said countries needed to understand that the force wouldn‘t be offensive. "It‘s not going to go in there and attempt large-scale disarmament," he said.

Malloch Brown welcomed Italy‘s announcement that it will contribute, though it gave no numbers, and Finland‘s pledge of 250 troops. But he stressed that more European nations are needed for the vanguard force of 3,500 troops that the U.N. wants on the ground by Aug. 28 to help ensure that the truce between Israel and Lebanon holds.

"However, I would caution that the situation is still very fragile," Annan said. "I call on all parties to do their utmost to ensure that the cessation of hostilities holds and to transform it into a durable cease-fire."

Assuming the cessation of hostilities does hold, Annan said the next reinforcements for the U.N. force, up to 3,500 troops, are needed by Oct. 5, and a third and final wave of up to 3,000 troops will be needed by Nov. 4.

Annan praised the first meeting in a decade of Israeli and Lebanese generals with the U.N. force commander and the positive start to Lebanon‘s phased deployment and Israel‘s phased withdrawal.

Annan told the council that the 2,000-strong U.N. force, known as UNIFIL, has reported "only a handful of isolated violations of the cessation of hostilities since it came into effect."

The U.N. troops found "four dead bodies of Hezbollah members, which were later taken away in an ambulance," he said.

"There was no response from the other side and the situation in the area remains calm," he said.

Every day, he said, UNIFIL has observed Israeli violations of Lebanese airspace at least once and up to four times.

Annan called on the Lebanese and Israeli governments "to work resolutely towards a long-term solution and a permanent cease-fire."

"A reinforced UNIFIL is not going to wage war on any of the actors in the theater," Annan said, and it cannot be "a substitute for a political process."

Um, what political process? The one whereby the Lebanese, grateful to the terrorists for bribing them with cash and rebuilding their homes elect even more Hezbollah politicians to the Lebanese parliament? The political process whereby nothing is done to curtail delivery of Iranian missiles smuggled in via Iran? The political process which enables the mullahs to finish building their nukes while the international community continues to mull the possibility of maybe employing the potential option at some point in the near to distant future of sanctioning Iran?

 

As always, great plan, Kofi.

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Not-so-sweet charity or: low down in High Wycombe: On of the positive aspects of Islam is the provision it makes for care of orphans and widows. Unfortunately, too often these days, the jihadis have turned charity on its ear, as the shekels earmarked for the unfortunate are redirected into what I like to call “humaniterrorism.” Such is the case, it seems, with emergency relief that was supposed to go to the poor unfortunates of an earthquake in Pakistan. It turns out that at least some of the aid ended up financing the recently thwarted terror plot in London.

 

Something for the world to consider as it sends off oodles of boodle to rebuild a Lebanon still in thrall to those Iran-backed humaniterrorists, Hezbollah.

 

From the Times Online:

 

THE Pakistan earthquake appeal has emerged as a potential link between some of the terror suspects arrested over the alleged plot to destroy transatlantic aircraft using liquid bombs, The Times has learnt.

A charity founded to help orphans and disaster victims provides a connection between some individuals being questioned by police on suspicion of plotting “unimaginable mass murder”.

Crescent Relief London was created by Abdul Rauf, from Birmingham. Two of his sons were arrested as part of the bombing inquiry and are among the 23 suspects still being held by police after the alleged attempt to bomb planes flying between London and the United States.

The Charity Commission is looking at reports of links between several British charities and the alleged bomb plot. The public gave £30 million for earthquake relief, much of it raised in mosques and donated to locally based charities.

The discovery came as the BBC reported last night that, according to sources, martyrdom videos had been discovered on at least six laptops during searches by police investigating the alleged plot.

The Government yesterday ruled out any early return to normal airport security measures despite an ultimatum from Ryanair, which said that it would sue it for compensation for delays unless usual security arrangements resumed within seven days.

The Department for Transport said it had “no intention of compromising security”, nor did it expect to change requirements in the next week. Under the new requirements, half of all passengers must be body searched and the maximum size of hand luggage has been reduced, with a ban on liquids, creams or gels.

A pilot made an emergency landing escorted by a fighter jet in Brindisi, Italy, yesterday after passengers discovered a bomb threat scrawled on a sick bag. The Excel Airways flight had left Gatwick bound for Hurghada, Egypt, at 10.45am, carrying 269 passengers. The note stated: “There’s a bomb on this aircraft.” The Boeing 767 plane was evacuated but nothing was found after a search.

The charity Crescent Relief was operating in High Wycombe when all five suspects from the Buckinghamshire town were enthusiastically helping with the earthquake relief effort, The Times has established.

A thousand tents were sent by High Wycombe to Pakistan through Crescent Relief London. An article in the Bucks Free Press said readers wishing to donate to that organisation should contact Khuram Ali and gave a mobile phone number. Mr Ali is one of the five High Wycombe suspects being held by police.

The mobile number is now obsolete but it was previously used to advertise a salvaged Mercedes from High Wycombe on the eBay auction website. Mr Ali is a self-employed car dealer…

So the guy from High Wycombe who tried to sell a used Mercedes on eBay used the same phone number to solicit money for the Gatorade terror plot?

Oh, brother. You couldn’t make this stuff up. And if you did, and you put it in a Tom Clancy-esque thriller, you'd be accused of implausibility.

 

Update: The New York Times has a report about the High Wycombe Raufs. From the sounds of it, there’s a lot more to the mishpacha than selling wrecks on eBay and raising funds for terrorism:

…Some tension between cultures in this case — possibly between traditional law and that of their adopted nation — seemed to explode for the Rauf family in April 2002.

Mohammad Saeed, a delivery driver and a brother-in-law of the elder Mr. Rauf, was stabbed to death in April 2002 at his house in Birmingham, in front of his wife and two children. He was 54.

No one was ever arrested, though the Rauf house was searched. Rashid Rauf, believed to be 29, fled shortly afterward to Pakistan.

The police never formally identified a suspect, but news reports pointed to Rashid and what was said to be a family dispute that possibly led to an “honor killing,” not uncommon in Pakistan, and often involving possible sexual misbehavior. The West Midlands police refused to comment on the case, other than to confirm that the Rauf’s house had been searched in connection with the killing.

Three years later, the family came under suspicion when violent riots between black and Asian youths broke out in Birmingham, leaving among the dead a young black man, Isaiah Youngsam. The police confirm that the Rauf family home was again searched over that killing, though eventually other suspects were arrested…

Wow. What can you say? A family that slays together stays together? (Notice how the Times scribe tries to downplay “honour” killing by describing it as having to do with “sexual misbehaviour” instead of what it really is—a crackpot religious doctrine which situates a family’s “honour” between the thighs of its female members, to be guarded at all costs by the family’s males.)

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Back to school: In its Focus section, that part of the newspaper given over to incisive commentary and probing, the Globe and Mail has a lengthy profile of “Islamic firebrand Sami ul-Haq,” who runs was is essentially a Jihad High School in Pakistan near the Afghanistan border. Sami, who from his large photo in the centre spread of the Focus section looks like someone who could have benefited from the use of sunscreen to protect him from the punishing Pakistani rays (too late now; he’s as crinkly as an unironed cotton sheet), looks like the world’s scariest, sternest teacher. Either that, or he hasn’t had a really good bowel movement in a long time. In any case, Sonya Fatah, the Globe scribe who wrote the piece, is mightily impressed with the grim-visaged Sami and his fancy-dancy school (also shown in the a large centre-spread photo) where he proudly claims to have brainwashed, er, educated most of the Taliban, the jihadis who are giving our Canadian boys such a agita over there in the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan.

 

Here’s an excerpt from Ms. Fatah’s semi-adoring piece. I’d liken it to reading about a Nazi “educator” bringing the Fuhrer’s pearls of wisdom to Hitlerjungen, the prerequisite for toughening them for their battle to the death with the enemy. Which is us, just in case you forget after reading this peace in which Sami and his son tout the Taliban’s “purity” (an obsession with their own purity and their enemies’ foulness being something else they have in common with the Nazis):

…Sami ul-Haq has run the school since 1988 when his father passed away. Abdul Haq was a maulana, or religious leader, who graduated from India's leading Muslim academy, Darul Uloom Deoband, and returned to Akora Khattak, where he'd been born, to start Haqqania in 1947. Over time, however, the reform agenda of the Deobandi school changed under the influence of Pashtunwali, the conservative Pashtun tribal code.

His son, as well as being a maulana, is a politician -- a member of Pakistan's senate and the leader of Jamiat-e-Ulema-e-Islam (S) or JUI-S, an Islamist party that places great emphasis on the Sunnah, the tradition of Prophet Mohammed, and adherence to sharia law.

He is also a good friend of Mullah Muhammad Omar, the one-eyed former Afghan president who gave shelter to al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, the architect of the Sept. 11, 2001, attack on the World Trade Center. Mullah Omar is the recipient of the only honorary degree Haqqania has ever granted, so it's perhaps not surprising that the school sports a rich tradition of alumni engagement with the Taliban, both as leaders and foot soldiers.

For years, it has publicly declared its admiration for the fundamentalist cause. "The whole world is against Islam," the openly anti-Western Mr. ul-Haq says in an interview. "Everyone is afraid of Islam. America, Europe, even the Far East is against us. They've perpetuated a myth against Islam, which is, 'If you don't support us against Islam, it will swallow you whole.' "

But is the "myth" really that far-fetched a notion? In neighbouring Afghanistan, "infidels" and invaders from the Russians in the 1980s to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization troops today have discovered just how tough it can be to wage war against radical Islam…

He’s got a point about the “myth” of Islam wanting to swallow us whole. As we have seen from all the terror plots in recent years (according to Robert Spencer, there have been 5,000 since 9/11) the jihadis are not averse to blowing us to smithereens before trying to ingest us.

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Mimic men: Remember that British Cabinet Minister who resigned because he was offended that the war in Lebanon were causing people to lose sight of the desperate plight of the Palestinians? Looks like he’ll be able in good conscience to reclaim his job. According to Caroline Glick, Hamas is so encouraged by Hezbollah’s recent success against the hated Z.E. that it has hitched a ride on the Iran bandwagon. Even Mahmoud Abbas, the designated “moderate” of the group, has decided to go along for the ride, even though it means grovelling like a girly-man in front of his rival, Ismail "the Hun" Haniyah; what other choice does he have if he doesn’t want to get left behind? From JWR:

…Today the Palestinian Authority is just another Iranian proxy. During the past month of war in Lebanon, it was the supposedly moderate Fatah terror group and the supposedly moderate Fatah-led Palestinian security forces that organized mass rallies in the streets of Ramallah and Gaza where they cheered on Hizbullah and called for Hassan Nasrallah to bomb Tel Aviv.

Now, in the aftermath of the ceasefire, which handed Hizbullah, and its state sponsors Syria and Iran the greatest victory in their history, forces in the PA are actively preparing for a new round of war against Israel. As Hamas spokesmen have put it, Israel's defeat in Lebanon has convinced them that it is possible to adopt Hizbullah's methods to destroy the Jewish state.

Amidst false reports that he was planning to dissolve the Hamas government and replace it with a government of technocrats, Abbas went to Gaza on Monday morning and asked Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh if Fatah could join his government.

As instructed by his commanders in Teheran and Damascus, Haniyeh has not yet agreed to Abbas's offer. Rather he set humiliating conditions which Abbas must accept first. Abbas already agreed to Hamas's demand that he allow the Islamic Jihad terrorist organization to also join the government. Abbas is similarly expected to agree to Hamas's demands that Fatah join the government as a junior partner and that it abandon its negotiations with Israel.

Throughout Gaza and the Palestinian areas of Judea and Samaria, the Palestinians are gearing up for their next round of jihad with Israel. As was the case six years ago, they are beginning with public executions of Palestinians accused of helping Israel combat terrorism. Just this week, a crowd of hundreds hooted and stomped their feet in ecstasy as unmasked murderers killed one such Palestinian "collaborator" in Jenin.

So while all eyes are glued on Lebanon, the Palestinians prepare the next war. And we know exactly how that war will look. They will use missiles, mortars and rockets that they will smuggle in from Egypt to kill Israelis in our homes in the south. They will infiltrate Israeli cities by digging tunnels under the security fence around Gaza, and from Egypt and from towns and cities in Judea and Samaria and murder us in ever growing numbers. They will receive money, weapons and combat instruction from Hizbullah and Iranian operatives in Gaza and abroad and they will attack us while protesting their everlasting dedication to jihad and their anger over Israel's "aggression."…

Sigh. I have to stop reading this stuff. It’s bad for my health.

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Profiles in terror: The Toronto Star has a completely nonsensical editorial about how we should “Profile terror, not race”:

 

How can Canada best protect itself from attack by Al Qaeda and other terror groups that twist the tenets of Islam to justify mass murder?

 

Not by subjecting Canada's 750,000-member Muslim community to racial or ethnic profiling. It is a "stupid" and ineffective waste of resources, the country's top spy says.

That caution this week from James Judd, head of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, strikes a welcome note in a growing debate.

 

Canadians were deeply shaken by the recent arrest of 18 people in the Greater Toronto Area who are accused of plotting to besiege Parliament and bomb targets in Toronto. And Britain's arrest of 23 people for plotting to bomb passenger aircraft has lent urgency to the debate.

 

Not surprisingly, polls suggest Canadians are about evenly split on whether the authorities should focus anti-terror surveillance on the Muslim community.

 

But that would be counterproductive, Judd warns. CSIS does not do racial profiling because it is "fundamentally stupid," he told a gathering of Canadian judges this week in St. John's. Profiling is a misuse of scarce police resources because it targets an entire class of innocent people. And it risks turning off a major faith group that should be encouraged to repudiate and expose extremists.

 

"From a national security perspective we can't afford to have whole communities feel alienated," he said.

 

That sensible view is shared by Mr. Justice Dennis O'Connor, who headed the inquiry into Maher Arar's ordeal. If people feel unfairly targeted, that is "not healthy for agencies that are trying to develop co-operation for those communities to help with their investigations," he says.

 

Profiling is also impractical.

 

Richard Reid, the shoe bomber caught on a mid-Atlantic flight in 2001, was born in London and grew up there, the son of an English mother and a Jamaican father. No crude profiling program of Arabs or South Asians would have caught him.

 

And security agents nabbed Anne Marie Murphy at Heathrow Airport in 1986 not because she fit a classical profile but because they thought it odd that a young, pregnant Irish Catholic woman would be travelling to Tel Aviv on her own. Her Jordanian fiancé had handed her a carry-on bag with a bomb in it.

 

These cases suggest the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, CSIS, airport screeners and other security personnel are more effective when they profile terror, not race.

 

For the RCMP and CSIS, that means paying close attention to a subject's known views, associates, military training, travel and other factors, rather than focusing exclusively on race or religion.

 

And at airports and borders, officials will continue to take a special interest in people who look shifty, belligerent, sweaty or distracted…

 

Especially the Muslim ones with unpotable Gatorade and one-way tickets.

 

Here’s the letter I sent the Star:

 

While it’s true that only a tiny minority of Muslims are involved in terrorism, it is also true that the vast majority of terrorist incidents today are being perpetrated by Muslims. Thus, authorities would be remiss if they didn’t take the necessary precautions to protect the general populace from this threat—and didn't do so in the most efficient and effective way possible. That means that, for the moment at least, Muslims of every race can and should expect to be subjected to greater scrutiny than, say, Inuit seal hunters and Norwegian grandmothers.

 

That’s not “racial profiling.” That’s just plain old-fashioned common sense.

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More Malarkey: And speaking of Mark "Malarkey" MacKinnon, he has two, count ‘em, two, stories in the Globe (which makes three today for the Malarkey-Carolyin’ tag team). The first is about how the exultant Lebanese Army, which had lifted nary a finger to prevent Hezbollah from setting up missiles in the midst of Lebanon’s civilian population, has started to “enter (the) Hezbollah heartland” as part of the UN-brokered ceasefire. Here’s an excerpt from that one:

KFAR KILA, LEBANON — Flying its country's cedar-tree flag from antiquated trucks and armoured personnel carriers, the Lebanese army began a halting deployment in Hezbollah's heartland in the south of the country yesterday, a key step toward ending five weeks of war.

But while it was a symbolic breakthrough to see Lebanese forces in what had previously been a no-go area for the regular army, its impact was called into question by the force's apparent unwillingness to disarm the Shia militia.

The makeup and arrival timetable for a beefed-up United Nations force that is supposed to bolster the Lebanese army was also thrown into disarray when France, which was supposed to lead the mission, said it would only send 200 combat soldiers to south Lebanon, rather than the thousands it was expected to contribute.

UN deputy secretary-general Mark Malloch Brown said he wanted to see a 3,500-strong international force deployed as quickly as possible, and warned that delays were threatening the fledgling ceasefire on the ground “We must convert promises into firm commitments, and commitments into rapid deployments on the ground. Every moment we delay is a moment of risk that the fighting could re-erupt,” he told a closed-door meeting of UN ambassadors, according to a published text of his remarks. “The situation on the ground is tenuous. We must all act with great urgency to construct a lasting ceasefire from the current cessation of fighting.”

Israel, which continued its withdrawal from the area yesterday, warned that its pullout was “conditional” on the ability of the Lebanese army and the UN force to take control of the area.

As the advance units of a planned force of 15,000 crossed the Litani River, the natural border of south Lebanon, President Emile Lahoud made it clear he had no expectation that the army would try to take Hezbollah's weapons away.

“It is disgraceful to demand the disarmament of the national resistance while the blood of martyrs is still warm,” he said. Like Hezbollah, Mr. Lahoud is seen as an ally of Syria. “How can they ask us to disarm the only force in the Arab world who stood up to Israel?”

How, indeed, especially when Hezbollah has yet to finish the job?

 

And here’s a bit from Malarkey's second piece, another of his trademark “boo-hiss-Israel” articles, wherein he recounts in excruciating, gory detail some of the horrible things the bloody-minded Jews have done to innocent Canadian, er, Lebanese, er, Canadian-Lebanese civilians:

A yellow Caterpillar backhoe clawed its way through the rubble of the Al-Akhrass family home yesterday, recovering the unrecognizable bodies of a Canadian family that had been buried underneath for 32 days.

But for the still furious relatives and neighbours who watched the slow and gruesome recovery effort, the retrieval of the bodies brought them no closer to understanding why the Israeli military bombed the house on July 16, killing 11 people, including eight Canadians.

"Why? They were innocent civilians. . . . There was no reason for targeting this house," said Hussein Al-Akhrass, a 28-year-old mechanic who was related to the victims.

While two empty neighbouring houses were also obliterated, no other buildings on the street were destroyed during more than 30 days of intense warfare.

Notice how he sneaked in a reference to Caterpiller, as if to give a wink-wink-nudge-nudge to like-minded Globe readers who revile the name of the heavy machinery company for its complicity in tearing down houses of innocent Palestinians in the “occupied” territories and flattening little Rachel Corrie, the Anne Frank of the intifadda.

That’s our Malarkey. Just doing his bit for the glorious cause (i.e. the jihad against the Jews).

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Born to ‘splode: Carolynne Wheeler, whom no one in his/her right mind would call Malarkey MacKinnon’s “better half” (even though they happen to be hitched) has a “charming” piece on the front page of the Globe and Mail. Wheeler notes a recent trend among Palestinians. They are burdening their infant shadids-to-be with the name of a great Muslim hero, the one who, so far, has the best shot at tossing the hated Jews into the sea, or barring that, dropping a big, fat nuke on ‘em (also on all the Palestinians—but at least all the collaterally damaged, the male ones, anyway, get to reconnoitre in Paradise with scads of virgins; unlike the Jews, who, being Jews, are doomed to eternal hellfire):

He's three days old, just 6½ pounds and from the look of his sleepy eyes and screwed-up mouth, he's far more interested in his next meal than in hearing about the high expectations attached to his name.

But by the time baby Nasrallah Mohammed Daoud is old enough to understand his moniker, he'll no doubt have plenty of contemporaries. After the bloody conflict in Lebanon, Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah is gaining thousands of fans, and dozens of tiny namesakes, in the Palestinian territories.

“We dreamed of the name, and then we had the baby two weeks later,” mother Lubna Anturi said. “We love Nasrallah because we live an intifada and we are always seeking someone to help us. He has boosted our morale.”

In Lebanon, Mr. Nasrallah's popularity is greater than ever. While some Lebanese blame him for triggering the conflict by kidnapping two Israeli soldiers in a cross-border raid on July 12, others have gained new respect for Hezbollah and the way the militants fought off the powerful Israeli army.

And in the West Bank and Gaza, the idea of somebody — anybody — who is able to fight sustained battles against the Israeli army and inflict dozens of casualties is the subject of great celebration.

Never mind that two of his rockets nearly hit the West Bank city of Jenin. With his portrait now gracing stores in the West Bank, Hezbollah flags on sale in Gaza City and radio songs singing his praises, Mr. Nasrallah has become a new Palestinian hero…

There’s even a photo of the adorable Nasrallah Mohammed Daoud—he’s cute enough for Angelina Jolie to want to adopt. And soon enough, his proud parents will have him decked out in one of those teeny-weeny terrorist outfits, complete with face mask and Fisher-Price semtex vest.

 

It’s hardly surprising that Palestinians would want to name their babies after genocidal, Jew-hating leaders. “Palestine” is home to a dwindling number of old men who have lived their lives with the moniker affixed by parents who worshipped another Arab “hero.”

 

The name of these aging men?

 

Hitler.

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Happy Birthday to me: It’s my birthday today. My BIG birthday. One that has an odd number followed by a bit fat zero.

 

Microcosmically speaking, it’s a very happy birthday. Macrocosmically, however, it sucks and blows—simultaneously.

 

In honour of my BIG birthday I am stepping away from my computer for the remainder of the day. But I’d be remiss if I first didn’t post this bit of “birthday cheer” by Ralph Peters in the New York Post: 

 

August 17, 2006 -- ISRAEL'S rep for toughness in tatters. Hezbollah trium phant. Iran cockier than ever. Syria untouched. Lebanon's government crippled. An orgy of anti-Semitism in the global media. Anti-Americanism exploding among Iraqi Shi'as inspired by Hezbollah.

 

Thanks, Prime Minister Olmert. Great job, guy.

 

The debacle in Lebanon wasn't even a war. It was only round one of a war. And Israel's back in its corner, dazed and punch-drunk.

 

Israel got in a gut jab, but Hezbollah landed three ferocious aymakers:

 

* Despite the physical damage the Israeli Defense Forces inflicted, Hezbollah's terror-troops were still standing (and firing rockets) when the bell rang.

 

* At the strategic level, Hezbollah's masterful manipulation of the seduce-me-please media convinced the region's Shi'a and Sunni spectators alike that Hassan Nasrallah is the new Great Arab Hope. He's got a powerful Persian cheering section, too.

 

* While Israel couldn't plan or execute a winning campaign, it also failed to think beyond the inevitable cease-fire. But Hezbollah did. The terrorists had mapped out precisely what they had to do the moment the shooting stopped: Hand out Iranian money, promise they'll rebuild what Israel destroyed - and simply refuse to honor the terms of the U.N. resolution.

 

Israel couldn't wait to throw in the towel and start pulling out troops. Then Hezbollah's fighters emerged from the rubble of towns Israeli leaders lacked the courage to conquer - and the number of terror-soldiers who survived shocked the Israelis.

 

Politicians and generals everywhere, repeat after me: "Air power alone can't win wars; you can't defeat terror on the cheap with technology; and (in the timeless words of Nathan Bedford Forrest) War means fighting, and fighting means killing."

 

The U.N. resolution called for Hezbollah to disarm - a fantasy only a diplomat could believe. As soon as the refugees began flowing southward and packing the battlefield, Nasrallah told the international community to take a hike. He knows that U.N. peacekeepers won't try to disarm his forces - if they ever show up - and the Lebanese military not only won't try, but couldn't do it.

 

The world's response? The French (who talked so boldly) took a cold swig of Vichy water: Now they say they won't send in their peacekeepers until Hezbollah is completely disarmed - which isn't going to happen. And Lebanese leaders stated openly that not only wouldn't the Lebanese army attempt to take away the terrorists' weapons, it wouldn't even confiscate caches it stumbled on.

Sucker-punched (well, don't fight with your eyes closed), Israel's complaining to the ref. While staring around in bewilderment.

Want more good news? After finally calling our enemies by the accurate name of "Islamo-fascists," President Bush backtracked so fast the White House lawn was smoking. Then he declared that Israel had won.

 

That's about as credible as insisting the Titanic docked safe and sound…

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Full of Malarkey: Hezbollah—literally, God’s Army—is an organization comprised of genocidal Islamo-fascist thugs who are convinced that Allah has commanded them to expunge all the Jews so their occluded imam can unocclude and emerge from his hiding place to preside over a Judenrein End of Days. But to the Globe and Mail’s Mark “Malarkey” MacKinnon, who may as well be on their payroll considering all the great press he’s been giving them, Hezbollah is a force for good in the region. Now that there’s a hudna, Malarkey wants us to know that, after using the Lebanese populace as disposable cannon fodder for over a month, Hezbollah is rolling up its collective sleeves and has exchanged “its AK-47s for 2X4s.”

 

Yeah, they’re a regular Habitat for Humanity. Time to give Nasty Nasrallah a Nobel Peace Prize:

AITA AL-SHAAB, LEBANON — Surrounded by the misshapen remains of a town annihilated by war, Abu Hassan announced it was time to start rebuilding what he had helped destroy.

“After one day, food and water will come to this town,” the portly, bearded Hezbollah fighter said, waving at rows of what once were people’s homes. The shattered buildings had been used as shelter by both sides as Israeli troops entered the town, only to withdraw after suffering their heaviest losses of the war.

The streets were still strewn with rubble yesterday, but Abu Hassan, one of about 50 Hezbollah fighters here who held off repeated Israeli assaults on Aita al-Shaab, said he was confident that trucks carrying food and other supplies would reach the town by Thursday morning.

Three days after he received the order to stop fighting, Abu Hassan (the name means only “father of Hassan”; he refused to give his real name) was back to his peacetime job as a social worker.

Lebanese Hezbollah supporters sweep the rubble-strewn streets in a destroyed residential area in Beirut’s southern suburbs yesterday.

His Kalashnikov rifle was nowhere in sight. Instead, he carried a camera bag and was taking photographs of the destruction and making estimates of what it would cost to repair it.

The soldier-turned-surveyor went on to lay out a plan for resurrecting this town, once home to 10,000, from the rubble of more than 30 days of war. “We,” he said, will rebuild the people’s homes and give them a place to stay in the meantime. “We” will pay compensation to the families of those who died in the conflict.

For Abu Hassan, “we” is Hezbollah. Now, as before Israel’s war to uproot the Shia militia from such places, there is no other relevant authority in southern Lebanon…

Hezbollah has even formed a construction company, Jihad al-Benaa, or Holy War for Construction, to handle the rebuilding of the south…

So the outfit whose "holy war" resulted in all the deconstruction now has a Holy War construction company.

 

One thing about Malarkey: you can always count on his never having a shred of irony when he writes up this dreck.

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Lost innocence: The news that someone has finally been arrested for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey reminds us that there used to be a time back in the 1990s when the world was a different place. It was a time when most of us lived in  a fool’s paradise, oblivious to the threat of Islamism; a time when the most compelling story on CNN, one which gripped the public and monopolized coverage for months, was the murder of little blond moppet in Boulder, Colorado.

 

The scenes we now see on CNN—of wars against Islamic terrorists and jihadi plots to bring down large airliners using liquid explosives hidden in baby bottles—show us how distant that time is from our own, and how we can never, ever go back.

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Is Israel toast?: This guy seems to think so. (Warning: don’t follow the link if you’re already feeling depressed; it could put you over the edge.)

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Peace in our time, 2006: If you looked closely at the all those beaming faces at the UN who voted in favour of the pathetic, toothless joke of a ceasefire, you might have been able to discern the ghost of Neville Chamberlain, hovering in the background and smiling grimly as he clutched his worthless piece of paper. From the New York Post (link via Real Clear Politics):

 

HISTORIANS will look back at this weekend's cease-fire agreement in Lebanon as a pivotal moment in the war on terror. It is pivotal in the same sense that the Munich agreement between Adolf Hitler and Neville Chamberlain was pivotal in an earlier battle against the enemies of freedom. The accord in October 1938 revealed to the world that the solidarity of the Western allies was a sham, and that the balance of power had shifted to the fascist dictators.

 

Resolution 1701 shows that, for the time being at least, the balance has likewise shifted to the terrorists and their state sponsors. Like Munich, it marks the triumph of the principle of putting off until tomorrow what needs to be done today. Like Munich, it will mean not peace in our time, but a bigger war in our future.

 

In that sense, the cease-fire may be even more momentous than Munich, and a greater blunder. In 1938 Chamberlain and other appeasers had the excuse that they were trying to prevent an armed conflict no one wanted. Today, of course, that conflict is already here. Historians will conclude that by supporting U.N. Resolution 1701 and getting Israel to agree, the Bush administration has in effect declared that its global war on terror is over. We have reverted to the pre-9/11 box of tools, if not necessarily the pre-9/11 mindset. From now on, the worst Iran, Syria, and North Korea will have to worry about are serial resolutions in the United Nations. Terrorists will be busy dodging Justice Department subpoenas, not Tomahawk missiles.

 

Our enemies know better. They know the war is only entering a new stage, and they know who the winners and losers were last weekend.

 

The clear losers were the United States and Israel. Israel has sacrificed lives and treasure, and had its honor dragged through the mud of international opinion, for no purpose. America squandered its political capital at the start of the crisis by getting moderate Arab regimes to condemn Hezbollah instead of Israel. They did so because they thought Hezbollah was about to be annihilated. However, they soon realized their mistake. They now know Tehran and Damascus will set the agenda in the Middle East, not Washington. The Arab League's support for this U.N.-brokered deal is just one more measure of our strategic failure.

 

The other loser is Lebanon. The price of peace in 1938 was de jure dismemberment of Czechoslovakia, as Germany annexed the Sudetenland. The price of Resolution 1701 is de facto dismemberment of Lebanon. A large, well-armed terrorist army acting at the behest of a foreign power now controls the southern half of Lebanon, and pulls the strings in the other half. The facade of Lebanese self-government has been preserved. As a territorial state, it may even last longer than Czechoslovakia did (Hitler gave the Czechs five months before he annexed the rest of their country).

But other states in the region will have learned their lesson. Faced by an internal terrorist organization, especially one with links with Tehran, they will have to make accommodations. No white knight in the guise of U.S. Marines will ride to their rescue; no Israeli tanks and F-16s will do their dirty work for them. Appeasement will be the order of the day…

 

Also hovering in the distance on that black day: the ghost of Adolf Hitler, on leave from Hell, and delighted to be handed a posthumous victory by the international body that was supposed to prevent any more of his kind of Final Solutions.

Posted by: scaramouche at 18:15 | link | comments

 

Shilling for Hezbollah: Rami Khouri is a Palestinian from Nazareth. You might not know that because the Globe and Mail, in which he appears frequently (twice this week!) bills him as “editor-at-large of the Lebanon Star.” From that description, one might assume he is Lebanese, and as such would have insights to offer from that perspective. Not that the Palestinian Arab perspective and the Lebanese Arab perspective are any likely to be much different—both are likely to see Israel as the aggressor/brutalizer/interloper/villain, the Palestinians/Lebanese as their innocent victims and their Islamist terror overlords (whether democratically elected, like Hamas, or self-appointed, like Hezbollah) as their champions. But in the context of the current conflict, it is disingenuous of the Globe to give readers the impression that Khouri is Lebanese.

 

In today’s piece, Khouri expresses awe for the most popular man in the Arab world, a man who—reality check—is actually a vicious, cold-blooded terror-meister and who, at this very moment, is crowing amidst the rubble about his great victory over the Jews. (If Khouri ever decides to get out of the pundit game, he could always have a career as a decoy/stand-in for Nasrallah; put a shmatta on his head and he's a dead ringer for the terror chief.)

 

Words cannot describe how sickening it is to read this pro-Hezbollah bilge in Canada’s national newspaper, and how appalling it is that the paper regularly offers him a pulpit from which to air his poisonous views.

 

As I watched Hizbullah leader Hassan Nasrallah making his frequent television addresses in recent weeks, particularly his Monday night one, after the fighting had stopped earlier that day, he seemed to take on the veneer of a national leader rather than the head of one group in Lebanon’s rich mosaic of political parties. In tone and content, his remarks seemed like those that a president or prime minister should be making while addressing the nation after a terrible month of destruction and human suffering. His prominence is one of the important political repercussions of this war.

The intense interest of some politicians, foreign leaders and many journalists in “when and how Hizbullah will be disarmed” is understandable. Israel, the United States, others in Europe and in some quarters of Lebanon have stressed this issue for many months well before the war. But this focus is too narrow to be a useful peg for a full analysis of the political implications of this war. Hizbullah’s arms should be assessed in the wider domestic, regional and international context in which they exist and operate.

That context has been clarified by this war, which inflicted severe human and material damage on the two countries. Now its political ripples will be felt throughout the Middle East, and perhaps further afield. One of these is the prominence of non-state actors, such as Hizbullah, that act with more efficacy and, in some cases, more legitimacy than some governments in the Arab world.

The significant political fact is not only that such an organization has become very powerful in tandem with the formal Lebanese institutions of state, but also that it has in part provoked and single-handedly fought a war with a neighboring state -- and emerged in rather good shape.

So, Nasrallah speaks to the nation after the fighting stops…

No, Mr. Khouri. The “significant fact” is that Nasrallah is a fanatical Shia cleric who wants to eradicate the Jews so his Messiah can return—and that you are a shill for this evil man and his evil ideology.

 

Update: My letter to the Globe:

 

After reading Rami Khouri’s assessment of the current scene in the Middle East, I feel a few reality checks are in order.

 

Check 1: Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, articulate and appealing though he may be to many Arabs, is not only an enemy of the Jewish state and the Jewish people, whom he has asked to gather in Israel so he can eliminate them all in one go (a pre-requisite, it seems, for the return of his Messiah). He is an enemy of Western civilization and the free world as a whole. So is Iran, the ambitious Islamist state that is backing him and which may soon acquire nuclear weapons.

 

Check 2: Hezbollah, the organization Nasrallah fronts, may be engaged in all sorts of humanitarian pursuits, like building hospitals and schools. But even if Hezbollah sold Girl Scout Cookies and delivered Meals on Wheels, it wouldn’t mitigate the fact that it’s an out-and-out terrorist organization with a stated agenda of genocide, and that it has cynically exploited and harmed the Lebanese people by setting up thousands of Iranian missiles in the midst of a civilian population.

 

Check 3: Hezbollah may style itself as “an anti-occupation resistance group,” but it is in fact the very antithesis of what it claims to be. It is an army of occupation—an Iranian army of occupation—that set itself up as a state-within-a-state and has been allowed to occupy southern Lebanon for many years.

 

One final reality check: Mr. Khouri may be described as “editor-at-large” of a Lebanese newspaper—leaving one with the impression that he is from Lebanon—but he is actually a Palestinian from Israel (though now an American citizen) who sees events through an anti-Israel, anti-U.S., anti-Western prism.

 

Something Globe readers might want to consider when evaluating his pro-Hezbollah views.

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Hezbollahland, then and now: Commentary Magazine has a link to an informative article about Hezbollah from 2003. The article is a good backgrounder about the terror organization, which is essentially an adjunct of the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the kind of malign mischief (of the jihad variety) it has been engaged in over the years.

 

I was surprised to read that three years ago Hezbollah was already thought to have stockpiled an estimated 10,000 missiles in south Lebanon—the number bandied about by the media during the recent war. Surely in the following three years they managed to smuggle in a whole lot more—which means Allah only knows how many farkakteh Iranian missiles are actually there.

 

What wasn’t at all surprising was the following passage about UNFIL, the UN “peacekeeping" force in the region, and how useless it had proven to be:

 

UN peacekeepers in Lebanon have not lifted a finger to stop Hizballah's unprovoked attacks against Israel. In fact, nowhere in UNIFIL'S reports to the world body is there any mention of the thousands of rockets and missiles Hizballah has deployed or of the activities of its training bases.  

In its present form, UNIFIL has no function other than to obstruct Israel's efforts to defend itself. But one could imagine ways in which its annual budget of $120 million, mostly funded by American taxpayers, could be put to better use. This, however, would require a determined U.S.

push to expand its responsibilities, beef up its capabilities, and demand that it fulfill, and be seen to fulfill, its official mandate of restoring international peace and security.

 

This time around (and a bloody war later), there’s absolutely no reason to believe that UNFIL, which still has no mandate to shoot back at the bad guys, will prove any more effective.

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“Stretch” Assad and “Bitsy” Ahmadinejad: These two should hang out together more often--and we should be sure to take lots of photos of them in the act. The height differential makes them both look utterly ridiculous.

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No laughing matter: A Jewish producer of The Ali G. Show describes two of the high-larious comedians who've been slaying ‘em in the aisles at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe festival.

 

Don Rickles, they ain’t.

 

From the Times Online:

…I’ve seen two comics so far who have been happy to amuse their crowds with Holocaust gags. I’m not sure which to be the more concerned about.

One was a left-leaning angry Australian conspiracy theorist, Steve Hughes, whose show The Storm is an assault on all things Western. “I want to bash Condoleezza Rice’s brain to bits and kill that f****** Jew Richard Perle.” Hughes is the one at the Pleasance Courtyard while Perle is an adviser to George W. Bush as he was to Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton on foreign affairs.

The second was a far more charming African-American comic who for much of the show was thoughtful, funny and even quite sweet. But he seemed to have a problem with Jews, too. Reginald D. Hunter is doing sell-out shows in the new E4-sponsored venue, the Udderbelly. Three hundred come along every night to see Hunter’s Pride and Prejudice and Niggas. You should see the poster.

I was laughing along until he announced that he was about to be extremely controversial and break the last taboo of stand-up comedy. Long silent pause. "Jeeeeews"  Another long pause with some giggles from the audience. "You see, you’re not allowed to say that."

He went on to say how its illegal to deny the Holocaust in Austria. He has a good mind to go to Austria, stand in the street and say the Holocaust didn’t happen so that he could get arrested and tell the judge he was talking about the Rwandan holocaust. Whether or not he thought there should be a law against going to Rwanda and denying that genocide, he didn’t say.

By claiming that making a joke about Jews is the one last, great comic taboo, he simultaneously provides the moral justification for a crack at the Jews and he silences them from the right to complain, as this would only confirm the unspoken premise: that Jews are overprotected in society or even worse that Jewish media controllers are obsessed with silencing any criticism of their own.

His joke is essentially one about freedom of speech and selective Jewish control of that freedom, but he gives the lie to his true feelings by his choice of example. Of all the possible targets, of all the things he might wish to say, his complaint is that he is not permitted to parrot the greatest anti-Semitic slur of the last hundred years — that the Holocaust never happened. As a believer in free speech, I am not convinced by the criminalisation of Holocaust denial, but that does not mean I am confused about the motives of those who wish to utter it…

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Cats and dogs and Moo: Mike Wallace has the reputation of being a real pit-bull of an interviewer—or did, when he was in his prime. Sadly, the Wallace who interviewed the World’s Most Dangerous Man on Sunday was much diminished—more fluffy widdle kitten than killer dog. On the Front Page Magazine site, Dennis Prager has a few of the questions Wallace should have—but didn’t dare to—ask.

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Moo ‘toons and Mo ‘toons: When I read the following AP story on the Ceeb website, I couldn’t decide which was more revolting: the story, or the way it was reported:

An exhibition of cartoons about the Holocaust opened in Tehran this week, reflecting Iran's response to last year's Muslim outrage over a caricature of the Prophet Muhammad in a Danish newspaper.

The display, showing 204 entries from Iran and abroad, was strongly influenced by the views of Iran's hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who drew widespread condemnation last year for calling the Holocaust a "myth" and saying Israel should be destroyed.

One cartoon by Indonesian Tony Thomdean shows the Statue of Liberty holding a book on the Holocaust in its left hand and giving a Nazi-style salute with the other.

Masoud Shojai, director of the host Caricature House, said a jury looked through 1,200 entries received after the contest was announced in February by the co-sponsor, the Iranian newspaper Hamshahri.

It came following worldwide protests by Muslims against the Muhammad cartoons published by the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten. Many Muslims considered the cartoons a violation of traditions prohibiting images of their prophet.

Hamshahri said it wanted to test the West's tolerance for drawings about the Nazi killing of six million Jews in the Second World War. The entries on display came from nations including the United States, Indonesia and Turkey.

About 50 people attended the exhibition's opening on Monday.

"I came to learn more about the roots of the Holocaust and the basis of Israel's emergence," said 23-year-old Zahra Amoli.

The exhibition runs until Sept. 13 and the winner will receive $12,000 US. The exhibition hall is next to the Palestinian Authority's embassy, which was Israel's diplomatic site in Iran before the 1979 Islamic Revolution.

Notice how AP tries to tie up the Mo ‘toons and the Moo ‘toons in one nice big tit-for-tat package, as if the two are equivalent, as if Nutjob’s Holocaust denial and Zionism-extrication program weren’t in the works long before the Danish paper published the “blasphemous” images.

 

As for “testing the West’s tolerance” for funny Holocaust ‘toons—I’m pretty sure that while some, but by no means all, of us here in the West would find these works hateful, disturbing, revolting and/or stupefying dumb, you won’t find anyone in the West—or for matter, any Jews—rampaging  through the streets and burning down Iranian embassasies.

 

We’re kind of funny that way.

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Salutin’ and refutin’ Salutin: This past Satuday, the Globe amd Mail ran Rick Salutin’s column in which he asserted that Israel is every bit as much a terrorist outfit as Al Qaeda and that witnessing the terror wrought by Israel during its 1982 invasion of Lebanon is what inspired Osama bin Laden to plot 9/11.

 

This odious suggestion prompted me to write the following letter to the editor, which the Globe, for whatever reason, did not see fit to print.(Well, I guess it was kind of snarky):

 

It has come to this: Rick Salutin’s anti-Israel animus has become so off-the-wall that he is now citing Osama bin Laden as an authoritative source to attest to Israeli “terrorism.” Mr. Salutin would also like us to know that Israel’s 1982  “invasion” of Lebanon (which, he neglects to tell us, occurred because the PLO was using Lebanon and threatening Israel in much the same way as Hezbollah is doing today) inspired bin Laden to hatch the 9/11 plot.

 

What next? Perhaps a choice quote or two from Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad about how his quirky take on history has inspired his “relocation” plans for Israel’s Jews? 

 

Today, the Globe did print a letter about Salutin’s unhinged musings—by someone who’s as out-to-lunch as Salutin. I post it here in full so you can savour the idiocy:

 

Questions of equality

 

Bravo to Rick Salutin (Of Terror Plots, Mideast Politics And the Blue Jays—Aug. 11). I have lived in the Middle East. There is no religious war. People are not angry at our way of life. And they are not crazy terrorists. They are proud people who have been humiliated time after time by Western powers—either directly or through their own leaders by proxy.

 

The majority of Muslims don’t care if Israel is their neighbour. But they want equal treatment. If the West insists that United Nations resolutions against Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Iran must stand, they why should Israel be an exception when it comes to the UN resolutions demanding Israel end the occupation?

 

All these people want is justice. They want to be treated as equal and not as second-class citizens. Extremism and violence are the symptoms of the problem, not the roots.

 

D. DOBJE, Toronto

 

There’s so much delicious nonsense/egregious tripe in there—including the idea of Muslims, who believe in the Islamic concept of dhimmitude that accords second-class status to Jews and Christians under their rule, grousing about their lack of equal treatment—that it would be my great delight to fisk it. Sadly, I don't have the time. Instead I am posting the letter I sent in response: 

 

D. Dobje’s news that “there is no religious war” in the Middle East and that people there “are not crazy terrorists” comes as a great relief. Or would, if not for the unfortunate presence of crazed Islamists, like Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his flunky, Hezbollah terror chief Hassan Nasrallah, who want to wipe Israel off the map because it happens to be, um, Jewish.

 

I think it’s time for those, like Rick Salutin and D. Dobje, who spout the “it’s about the occupation” line to re-examine their beliefs in light of these new realities.

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Caving in to evil: In a symposium on NRO, Anne Bayefsky articulates our collective outrage and despair over the U.S.-brokered ceasefire:

 

The most frightening part of the U.N. Security Council resolution is that the United States agreed to allow the U.N. to play a pivotal role in the battle of our age — between democracy and terrorism, freedom and bondage, dignity and intolerance.

Kofi Annan’s wide grin, as he stood side-by-side with Secretary Rice on Friday, said it all. He won. But America and freedom’s cause lost.

At exactly the moment the “reformed” U.N. Human Rights Council condemned Israel — and only Israel — for the third time in two months, America cut a deal with the same U.N. to pin down the arms of the state on the front lines of democracy’s war.

Why is the America that guards the right of self-defense so dearly willing to deny it, in effect, to the state of Israel? Why would America permit the U.N., which has systematically sided with Arab and Islamic states in their war against the Jews for half a century, to play-act as even-handed peacemaker? Why did the administration believe that denying Israel a win over Iranian proxies this time means America is more likely to win over their Iranian bosses next time?

Everything about this resolution is an assault on the shared values of America and Israel: labeling Israel’s battle against Hezbollah partially “offensive”; failing to mention Iran and Syria — the states driving the war; designing a force for southern Lebanon incapable of disarming Hezbollah; suggesting territorial gains for Hezbollah’s terror; signing a death warrant for the kidnapped Israeli soldiers by placing their release side-by-side with the release of Lebanese killers in Israeli jails.

So why did the administration sign on? The mistaken impression that the U.N. is a good place to make real friends and allies who will be there down the road; the erroneous belief that having the intolerant and the racist inside the tent is progress; the alleged lack of an alternative. These are a lot of very bad reasons for handing an international institution unable to define terrorism a central role in combating it.

 

After last week’s thwarted bomb plot in London, President Bush reaffirmed that we are fighting a war against Islamic fascism. Yet at the same time, he is willing to sacrifice Israel—the nation in the vanguard of fighting the jihad—to placate the Islamic fascists and their international abettors.

 

It didn’t work for Neville Chamberlain, Mr. President. It’s not going to work for you.

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Israel’s defeat: The peerless Caroline Glick (can we put her in charge with Bibi?) analyzes the ceasefire and finds, not surprisingly, that from Israel’s standpoint, it’s a travesty and a disaster. From JWR:

There is a good reason that Hizbullah chief Hassan Nasrallah has accepted UN Security Council Resolution 1701, which sets the terms for a cease-fire between his jihad army and the State of Israel.

The resolution represents a near-total victory for Hizbullah and its state sponsors Iran and Syria, and an unprecedented defeat for Israel and its ally the United States. This fact is evident both in the text of the resolution and in the very fact that the US decided to sponsor a cease-fire resolution before Israel had dismantled or seriously degraded Hizbullah's military capabilities.

While the resolution was not passed under Chapter 7 of the UN Charter and so does not have the authority of law, in practice it makes it all but impossible for Israel to defend itself against Hizbullah aggression without being exposed to international condemnation on an unprecedented scale.

This is the case first of all because the resolution places responsibility for determining compliance in the hands of UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan. Annan has distinguished himself as a man capable only of condemning Israel for its acts of self-defense while ignoring the fact that in attacking Israel, its enemies are guilty of war crimes. By empowering Annan to evaluate compliance, the resolution all but ensures that Hizbullah will not be forced to disarm and that Israel will be forced to give up the right to defend itself.

The resolution makes absolutely no mention of either Syria or Iran, without whose support Hizbullah could neither exist nor wage an illegal war against Israel. In so ignoring Hizbullah's sponsors, it ignores the regional aspect of the current war and sends the message to these two states that they may continue to equip terrorist armies in Lebanon, the Palestinian Authority and Iraq with the latest weaponry without paying a price for their aggression.

The resolution presents Hizbullah with a clear diplomatic victory by placing their erroneous claim of Lebanese sovereignty over the Shaba Farms, or Mount Dov — a vast area on the Golan Heights that separates the Syrian Golan from the Upper Galilee and is disputed between Israel and Syria — on the negotiating table. In doing so, the resolution rewards Hizbullah's aggression by giving international legitimacy to its demand for territorial aggrandizement via acts of aggression, in contravention of the laws of nations…

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Bibi time: If Israelis haven’t been thoroughly ground down by the war and have any residual desire to survive, they will get rid of Olmert, useless, feckless, burnt-out man, and put Bibi back in charge.

 

And if you have any doubt at all that that’s the only way to go, I advise you to listen to his words. From YNet News:

...Like Olmert, Netanyahu opened his speech with condolences, noting both the harsh incidents and united Israeli spirit seen in recent days: "All of our hearts skipped a beat when our soldiers went to battle to protect us and all of our hearts grieved alongside the families of fallen soldiers or the citizens who fell victim to attacks on our cities."  

Netanyahu emphasized that "This is a moment of unity and a moment of self examination. I don't mean simply learning lessons from the recent conflict. I think that we need to examine our collective self as a state, based on one basic principle – every living thing must do two things in order to survive: it must identify dangers and it must arm itself sufficiently to protect itself from these dangers."

 

Netanyahu stated the importance of nurturing military, state, economic and spiritual strength: "A hundred years ago, our people did not have such capabilities. A leader, Herzl, saw the burning coals of anti-Semitism and understood that there was a threat of a fire that would threaten the Jews of Europe and eventually the Jews of the rest of the world. Today I say: we are standing before a grave danger. A new potential fire threatens our people. Not only our soldiers, citizens and economy, but our very existence."

 

"Yes, in each generation there are those that rise up seeking our destruction. But since Hitler, there has not risen such a bitter enemy as Iran's president, Ahmadinejad, who openly declares his desire to annihilate us and his development of nuclear weapons in order to carry out this desire. Until he carries out his scheme, he is using his covert forces: in the south, Hamas, a Sunni force, and in the north, Hizbullah, a part of the Shiite arc that extends from Tehran to Lebanon," Netanyahu elaborated.

 

The opposition chairman praised security and rescue forces, as well as citizens in the line of fire and "a third force, that came forward, the force of the entire nation…people enlisted privately…businessmen, teachers, nurses, spiritual leaders, artists, ordinary people."

 

"The nation opened their hearts and pockets and homes," he continued. "In times of trouble, the people of Israel are all brothers and, in times of trouble, we must understand that the fate of one is the fate of all and that all people of Israel are responsible for one another." Regardless, Netanyahu stated that private donations would not suffice and that government intervention would be required…

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Future tense: Scaramouche Nostradamus here, with my predictions for how I see events panning out. (Remember: I’m not a psychic, merely someone who has read extensively about history, politics and religion, so I predict my accuracy rate is going to be a lot higher than that of an astrologist or tea-leaf reader.)

 

Won’t happen:

 

• Lebanon won’t reign in/disarm Hezbollah.
• UNFIL won’t do anything about protecting Israel from Hezbollah’s rockets; won’t prevent Iran from shipping in more rockets via Syria into Lebanon; won’t serve any useful purpose at all but will serve as a temporary stop-gap that will allow Hezbollah to rearm and regroup.
• The world won’t do anything to prevent the mullahs from going nuclear.
• The world won’t so much as bat an eye should the Shia Nazis obliterate the Jewish state. (But, out of habit, it may erect a few granite markers to acknowledge the genocide—until such time as the triumphant jihadis insist on knocking them all down.)

 Will happen:

 

• Too many people in the West will continue to remain clueless.
• While Israel continues to exist, it will continue to be blamed for all the ills affecting the Arab/Muslim world (see Rami Khouri’s piece in the post below).
• Should Israel be destroyed, the Jews will continue to be blamed for all the ills of the Arab/Muslim world, and, for that matter, the world as a whole.
• If we don’t wake up now, we will all be living (those of us who haven’t been killed, that is) in Dar al Islam.

Posted by: scaramouche at 13:15 | link | comments (2)

 

Khouri’s dangerous delusions: The jihad has kicked into high gear, fuelled by Saudi mega-bucks, Western cravenness, and the ascendance of such Islamic super-duper heroes as Moo Ahmabignutjob and Nasty “Nazi” Nasrallah. But to what does Rami Khouri, editor-at-large of Lebanon’s Daily Star attribute the rise in Islamic radicalism? Why, to none other than that tiny minority of original monotheists who deign to keep drawing breath, and to the efforts of Western authorities to protect their populace from the explosive exploits of home-grown Muslim terrorists. From the Globe and Mail:

Talk about wake-up calls. The arrest of 24 men in Britain who allegedly planned to blow up numerous airplanes over the Atlantic Ocean is about as dramatic and dangerous as it gets in the wake-up-call department. Something is driving average young men to apparently plan and execute deeds of brutal, almost unimaginable, inhumanity, targeting innocent civilians in the West who have nothing to do with whatever conflict may be at hand in the Middle East.

Good police work prevented this suspected plot. But other such operations will take place. That's because terror is a growth industry, fuelled by the cruel policies and human discontent that remain so plentiful. More important than good police work in preventing attacks is to take away the political, personal and other factors that prompt such extremism from hijacking the minds of otherwise ordinary young men. On that front, it seems the prevalent political policies of Arab, Israeli, American and British leaders are contributing to terrorism, rather than thwarting it.

It is high time that people of influence recognize that their civilians are being terrorized because opinion leaders have allowed themselves to be politically terrorized into ignoring the obvious links between conditions in Arab societies and the growth and spread of terror. There can be no doubt that events in the Arab world contribute significantly to turning middle-class men into world-class monsters.

The two most important cases are Palestine and Lebanon. Here is where Anglo-American-Israeli policies combine with the absence of serious Arab political leadership and responsibility to leave ordinary Arabs feeling helpless and vulnerable. They see, feel and must somehow react to the mass suffering, death, displacement, pauperization and dehumanization now transmitted around the world by television.

The Israeli atrocities in Lebanon have been merely the latest example of this modern legacy, but Israel's American-supported assault on the Palestinians has been just as brutal, and much older…

The issue is not whether Israel has a right to defend itself -- of course it does, as does every sovereign state -- but rather the fact that Israel tries to defend itself by ignoring its own role in provoking the battle.

The fact that Israel has simultaneously brutalized entire civilian populations in Lebanon and Gaza, largely with Anglo-American acquiescence, does not go unnoticed by other Arabs, Muslims, Asians, Europeans and decent human beings everywhere. We can expect the inhumanity they see on television every day to result ultimately in two things: extreme reactions of terror against the West by a few enraged young men, and a willingness by political leaders everywhere to consider whether current policies may be fomenting, rather than reducing, terror.

So you see, if only Israel would quit it already (with its determination to exist, that is) and stop "brutalizing" all those nice Arabs, everything would be hunky-dory.

You know, just like Hitler said it would be once the world allowed him to get rid of all the war-mongering Jews in his neighbourhood.

But then, I suppose had he been writing at the time, Mr. Khouri, would likely have blamed the rise of German extremism, a.k.a. Nazism, on the Jews, too.

Posted by: scaramouche at 12:41 | link | comments

Clarity and obfuscation: Before offering an excerpt from Niall Ferguson’s piece in the Telegraph about the inability of the UN to do much of anything—except jabber endlessly and compose endless slabs of the most impenetrable bureacratese—I offer the following quotes from that master of clarity, George Orwell. They are all from his essay, “Politics and the English Language,” published in 1946:

·        A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?   

 

·        Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

 

·        In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning.

And now, Ferguson’s comments on UN policy re preventing large-scale terror attacks, policy which, in the words of a former colleague of mine in the communications game, could be described as being “100 per cent content free”:

…But who seriously expects the United Nations to prevent al-Qaeda (or its latest imitator) from trying to blow up passenger planes in midair? Those who dreamt up the "Lockerbie-meets-9/11" bomb plot clearly did intend "mass murder on an unimaginable scale". All the UN has to offer in response is (as they say in New York) yada yada yada on an unimaginable scale.

I had a look at the UN website on Friday to see how the "international community" was reacting to the transatlantic horror that might have been. It didn't take me long to locate a promising page entitled "UN Action against Terrorism". Clicking on "Latest Developments" took me to Kofi Annan's "Recommendations for Global Counter-Terrorism Strategy".

Underneath was a stirring condemnation of "terrorism in all its forms and manifestations, committed by whomever, wherever and for whatever purposes", taken from the Secretary-General's report, published in April, entitled "Uniting Against Terrorism".

But my heart sank as I ploughed through the report. By the time I got to Chapter VI, "Defending human rights in the context of terrorism and counter-terrorism", I was comatose. Permit me to give you a flavour of this document (which calls to mind nothing more than Dickens's Circumlocution Office in Bleak House):

"In paragraph 109 of the 2005 World Summit Outcome, the Security Council is called upon… to ensure that fair and clear procedures exist for placing individuals and entities on sanctions lists and removing them, as well as for granting humanitarian exemptions.

Pursuant to that mandate, and in accordance with paragraph 20 of the report on the implementation of decisions from the 2005 World Summit Outcome for action by the Secretary-General (A/60/430), I have asked the Office of Legal Affairs of the Secretariat to begin an interdepartmental process, in close cooperation with the Department of Political Affairs and OHCHR, to develop proposals and guidelines that would be available for consideration by the Security Council.

"In the meantime, the Committee established pursuant to resolution 1267 (1999) has approved a partial revision of its Guidelines and is urged to continue its discussions of listing and de-listing, including those recommendations from the reports of the Analytical Support and Sanctions Monitoring Team of the Committee, which has consistently pointed to the need to address these issues."

Well, this must really scare the hell out of Osama…

Indeed.

Oh, and one more Orwell quotation that seems pertinent in light of Israel’s agreeing to the UN ceasefire, thus giving up its right of self-defense and acceding to Hezbollah’s victory: “The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.”

Posted by: scaramouche at 22:23 | link | comments

 

Sisterhood is morally bankrupt: Like most of the left, the feminist movement has lost its bearings and is perambulating in a fog of moral relativism. From an article in the Times Online written by a feminist and former peace activist:

…As a supporter of the peace movement in the 1980s, I could never have imagined that many of the same crowd I hung out with then would today be standing shoulder-to-shoulder with militantly anti-feminist Islamic fundamentalist groups, whose views on women make western patriarchy look like a Greenham peace picnic. Nor would I have predicted that today’s feminists would be so indulgent towards Iran, a theocratic nation where it is an act of resistance to show an inch or two of female hair beneath the veil and whose president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is not joking about his murderous intentions towards Israel and the Jews.

On the defining issue of our times, the rise of Islamic extremism, what is left of the sisterhood has almost nothing to say. Instead of “I am woman, hear me roar”, there is a loud silence, punctuated only by remonstrations against Tony Blair and George Bush — “the world’s number one terrorist” as the marchers would have it.

Women are perfectly entitled to oppose the war in Iraq or to feel that Israel is brutally overreacting to Hezbollah’s provocation. But where is the parallel, equally vital debate about how to combat Islamic fundamentalism? And why don’t more peace-loving feminists regard it as a threat? Kira Cochrane, 29, is the new editor of The Guardian women’s page, the bible of the Greenham years, where so many women writers made their names by staking out positions on the peace movement. She has noticed that today’s feminists are inclined to keep quiet about the march of radical Islam. “There’s a great fear of tackling the subject because of cultural relativism. People are scared of being called racist,” Cochrane observes.

Posted by: scaramouche at 17:57 | link | comments

 

“Nazi leader a hero to many Germans”: You might have read something along those lines in a North American newspaper (say, the New York Times) in the late 1930s. Here’s the same headline, rewritten for modern times.

Posted by: scaramouche at 17:41 | link | comments

 

At the hop: Harpoon Siddiqui says we shouldn’t join Israel and the U.S. in “their dance of tribal solidarity.”

 

Mark Steyn explains which tribal dance we should try to avoid—and it sure ain’t the Hora.

Posted by: scaramouche at 12:56 | link | comments

 

“Protest”—and counter-protest—in Toronto: The Star has a photo of some “protesters” at the pro-Hezbollah rally held in Toronto yesterday (I’ve lost count—is it the second or third pro-genocide such gathering here since the start of the current war?) burning the flag of the Jewish state with what can only be described as hateful glee.

 

I’m not too concerned, though, because, as a “protest” organizer assures us in the accompanying article, only an infinitesimal fringe of protesters want to spit on and incinerate Jews, er, the Jewish flag. Most of the “protesters” are quite content to let Hezbollah do the job for them.

 

…A mostly peaceful march was marred by a few verbal skirmishes between two protesting groups and the burning of at least three Israeli flags.

 

Demonstrators marched from the Israeli consulate on Bloor St. W. to the American consulate on University Ave. and the first attempt at burning an Israeli flag took place there.

 

Organizers appointed many marshals to control the crowds, including Rammal Adel who tried to stop a group of youths from stomping and spitting on the flag before it was set on fire.

 

"Because we got some recommendations from the organizers not to burn any flags, especially Israeli flags. We want to keep the peaceful aspect of the demonstration," said Adel.

 

"They are a minority. It does not represent any organization that called for this demonstration," he said…

 

This being a free society (unlike the one Hezbollah has set up in Lebanon or Hamas has established in Gaza) protesters were allowed to have their say. And so, reluctantly, were some counter-protesters, although it’s clear that police would have preferred them to stay away: