...born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad

 Like something out of Madame Tussaud's: Condi Rice meets the waxworks of KISS.

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Power, explained: How do we do it? How, when there are so few of us, do we Jews continue to “dominate the world”?

A Hamas official has the explanation: we do it through “sexual depravity”.

Well, duh.

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The dog days of liberty?: From the New Criterion:

Last month, The New Criterion and the Washington-based Foundation for the Defense of Democracies hosted a conference in New York on “Free Speech in an Age of Jihad.” Many who have commented on the event characterized it as a conference about “libel tourism,” the practice of jihadists to use and abuse libel laws to muzzle criticism. But as several participants in the conference made clear, libel tourism is but one weapon in the multifarious armory of militant Islam. The unhappy truth is that the threat to civilization in the West comes not only from our enemies but also from within. This was a theme that Mark Steyn developed with his characteristic blend of humor and admonitory insight in his luncheon talk, “The Dimming of Liberty: Legal Jihad and the Criminalization of Resistance.” Steyn’s talk ranged widely, but its central message, he noted, was summed up by the historian Arnold Toynbee. Most civilizations, Toynbee wrote, die from suicide, not murder. We in the West preen ourselves on our high standard of living, our freedoms, our pleasures. But what beliefs, what backbone, undergird those material triumphs? Radical Islam is a fanatical, often a murderous, faith. The welfare-state liberalism of the West is less a faith than a perpetual grievance.

In The Road to Serfdom, Friedrich Hayek, hearkening back to Tocqueville’s analysis of “democratic despotism,” noted that “the most important change which extensive government control produces is a psychological change, an alteration in the character of a people.” The nature of that change was partly an enervation, partly an effeminization. The Islamofascists have a fanatical belief that theirs is a holy mission, that incinerating infidels is their bounden duty. For them, suicide is a gateway to paradise. For us, suicide is just that: suicide. The question is whether we believe anything with sufficient vigor to jettison the torpor of our barren self-satisfaction. One part of the purpose of “Free Speech in an Age of Jihad” was to describe the threat that radical Islam, in its more bureaucratic and legalistic avatars, poses to the West. Equally important was the effort to remind us that the threat to Western civilization lies as much with our response—or, rather, our lack of response. Western democratic society is rooted in a particular vision of what Aristotle called “the good for man.” The question is: Do we, as a society, still have confidence in the animating values of that vision? Do we possess the requisite will to defend them? Or was the French philosopher Jean-François Revel right when he said that “Democratic civilization is the first in history to blame itself because another power is trying to destroy it”? The jury is still out on those questions. How we answer them will determine the fate not just of Western journalism but of Western civilization itself.

We know how Canada’s Jewstablishment is answering them: Up with HRCs and their “thought crime” sections; down with free expression, a pre-requisite for Western civ.

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Damaged goods: A used car is known as a “pre-owned” vehicle. But what do you call a “used” (as in a no longer hymenally-intact) woman? How about a “non-virgin”? From the times online (my bolds):

The annulment of a young Muslim couple’s marriage because the bride was not a virgin has caused anger in France, prompting President Sarkozy’s party to call for a change in the law.

The decision by a court in Lille was condemned by the Government, media, feminists and civil rights organisations after it was reported in a legal journal on Thursday. Patrick Devedjian, leader of the ruling Union for a Popular Movement, said it was unacceptable that the law could be used for religious reasons to repudiate a bride. It must be modified “to put an end to this extremely disturbing situation”, he said.

The case, which had previously gone unreported, involved an engineer in his 30s, named as Mr X, who married Ms Y, a student nurse in her 20s, in 2006. The wedding night party was still under way at the family’s home in Roubaix when the groom came down from the bedroom complaining that his bride was not a virgin. He could not display the blood-stained sheet that is traditionally exhibited as proof of the bride’s “purity”.

Mr X went to court the following morning and was granted a annulment on the grounds that his bride had deceived him on “one of the essential elements” of the marriage. In disgrace with both families, she acknowledged that she had led her groom to believe that she was a virgin when she had already had sexual intercourse. She did not oppose the annulment.

Critics ran out of superlatives to condemn what they depicted as a dangerous aberration. Valérie Létard, Minister for Women’s Rights, said that she was “shocked to see that today in France the civil law can be used to diminish the status of women”.

Elisabeth Badinter, a philosopher and pioneer of women’s legal rights, said that she felt shame for the French justice system. “The sexuality of women in France is a private and free matter,” she said. “The annulment will just serve to send young Muslim girls running to hospitals to have their hymens restored.”

Although officially discouraged, the 30-minute operation is in increasing demand from Muslim women who fear the consequences of being unable to prove their virginity on their wedding night. Numerous agencies offer services for surgery trips to north African nations. One is offering a “hymenoplasty trip” to Tunis for €1,250 (£980). Internet sites and blogs are full of would-be brides in fear of the test of “the blood-soaked sheet”.

While ministers fulminated against the Lille decision, a different stand was taken by Rachida Dati, the Justice Minister, who has Moroccan and Tunisian parents. The law had, she said, protected the bride. “Annulling a marriage is a way of protecting the person who perhaps wants to undo a marriage. I think this young girl wanted . . . to separate quite quickly. The law is there to protect vulnerable people,” Ms Dati said.

The annulment was defended by Xavier Labbée, the lawyer who acted for Ms Y. The decision was justified by the bride’s deception, not her sexual history, he argued. “Quite simply it is about a lie,” he said. “Religion did not motivate the decision . . . but it is true that religious convictions played a role.”

Requests for annulments have risen sharply to nearly 2,000 a year in France, but experts could recall no case involving non-virginity.

Sharia: shortly to supersede the Napoleonic Code?

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Waiting for Goddard: Film director Jean-Luc Goddard who was associated with the Nouvelle Vague and made some unwatchable but critically acclaimed movies back in the '60s, was supposed to attend a Tel Aviv film festival. At the last minute he decided to pull out "for reasons beyond his control."

In other words, the anti-Zionists got to him.

Two questions: Why did the inveterate old Marxist agree to go in the first place? And: You mean Jean-Luc Goddard is still alive?

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AIDS "cure": In a now infamous sermon, Bambi Fauxbama's former mentor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, insisted that the U.S. government has been purposedly infecting black Americans with the AIDS virus. Wright never explained, of course, how such a thing was possible. But then, the whole point of conspiracies is that they can be as loopy and implausable as all get out, so long as they have resonance with the audience listening to them.

Good news for the good folks of Trinity United. What the U.S. has giveth, an African leader claims to have taken away.

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Immoral equivalence: Recently, a French court pretty much determined that Israel was not responsible for the death of Mohamed al-Durah. It held that it was far more likely that the young Palestinian boy was killed in one of those staged Pallywood productions that go over so well with the gullible international media. As far as the Toronto Star’s Oakland Ross is concerned, though, the question had yet to be settled definitively, and neither side can claim to have the inside track on the truth.

Bollocks, said I (more or less) to the Star’s editor:

There is something very distressing about Oakland Ross’ statement that the beliefs about who is responsible for Mohamed al-Durah’s death “are probably unshakeable, no matter what evidence may yet turn up.” It makes it sound as though the truth is irrelevant. And the truth is that, as that French court held, a preponderance of evidence points to the fact that the event was staged by Palestinians for the purposes of blackening Israel’s reputation.

Had that French court found that Israelis had indeed been responsible for the young Palestinian boy’s death, Israel would have had no problem owning up to its culpability; indeed, in the immediate aftermath of the shooting, Israel was quite prepared to apologize for it.

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the other side. It is far more concerned with perpetuating what amounts to a modern-day "blood libel"--and cynically using the death of a child as a blunt propaganda tool--than in coming to terms with the difference between the truth and an outright fabrication.

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Slimi among the dhimmis: The article in the Canadian Jewish News about the interfaith dinner featuring the colourful comments of Imam Hamid Slimi is somewhat less “colorful” than the piece that appeared in the Jewish Tribune. The CJC report, for instance, omits any reference to the bizarre pissing Bedoin anecdote, as well as the imam’s assertion that synagogues and churches in dar al-Islam have never, ever, not even once in history, been torched by Muslims.

From the CJN piece:

TORONTO — Imam Hamid Slimi, RIGHT, made history on May 14 as the first imam to speak at a Neighbourhood Interfaith Group dinner.

 

The 22nd annual dinner, which was hosted by Yorkminster Park Baptist Church, brought together members of the Jewish, Christian and Muslim communities for a night of food, drinks and conversation.

“It’s good that [we] gathered together to break bread and listen to one another in the spirit of grace,” said Rev. Peter Holmes of the Yorkminster Church. “Gatherings like this are a sign of hope and a beacon of light to this world.”

Imam Slimi, who has been an imam for 11 years, is the founder of the Faith of Life Network; the imam of the International Muslims Organization of Toronto; and the chairman of the Canadian Council of Imams.

“We did extensive research,” said Bryan Beauchamp, one of the organizers of the event and the chairman of the Interfaith Group. “We wanted a moderate, progressive, well-educated and well- spoken person. [Imam Slimi] is the ideal guy.”    

In his speech titled “The Golden Rule,” Imam Slimi spoke about Islam and its beliefs.

“Islam is very simple. There’s one God in heaven and God is merciful,” he said. “There is this unfavourable thinking of Islam and Muslims. I can’t deny that there are extreme thoughts – it happens in every religion.”

During his speech, Imam Slimi, who was born in Morocco, addressed the misconception that all Muslims are taught to hate the Jewish community.

“Everyone is loved by God,” he said. “I grew up in a district where we had Jews and Christians. We were never taught to hate [them.] The prophet said that [Muslims] can marry Jews and Christians, who are the people of the Book.”

The imam was invited to speak at the dinner because of a comment made by Rabbi Erwin Schild four years ago. While addressing the gathering at the 18th annual interfaith group dinner, the rabbi said that the group’s next challenge was to engage their Muslim neighbours.

During this year’s dinner, Rabbi Schild spoke about the first murder documented in the Torah.

“It was one brother killing another,” he said. “The murderer [thought], ‘I can’t be responsible for my brother.’ In the course of time, we’ve learned that we are our brother’s keeper – what we haven’t learned yet is who is my brother. We are responsible for all religions.”  

This sense of responsibility led Beauchamp to become involved in the interfaith group, which was founded in 1986.

‘This is my calling,” he said, motioning around the room. “Our mission is to achieve respect and appreciation for the religious beliefs of others.”

The group includes 14 churches and synagogues, and one private school in midtown Toronto. There are no mosques in the community that the group serves, but Beauchamp plans to continue inviting Muslim speakers.  

“We’ll have a three-year cycle,” he said. “Next year, we’ll have a Roman Catholic archbishop, and in 2010 we’ll start the cycle again.”

Beauchamp, who is an Anglican, tries to seat people of different religions at the same table to encourage a dialogue.

“We spread Muslim guests among the room. We try to put four Christians and four Jews at each table,” he said.

Beauchamp says the key to uniting different religions is to concentrate on similarities rather than differences.

“Rather than sitting together and discussing whether Jesus will return to Earth we focus on ‘love thy neighbour as yourself.’”…

That “Golden Rule” again. Too bad its presence is notably absent in one of the Abrahamic faiths.

Update: When Brian Beauchamp describes the imam as being "moderate" and "progressive," he apparently means that, in matters pertaining to the U.S. and Israel, he and the imam are in synch. A cursory glance at the imam's Faith of Life website reveals some of the "progressive" thinking--links to a Guardian video about suffering in Gaza, a clip about how povery in the U.S. will never be alleviated while the "military-industrial complex" continues to be industriously military (i.e. keeps fighting in places like Iraq and Afghanistan), and how the media are spinning the Sadr City "success".

The imam seems to be "moderate" and "progressive" in the hard-leftist/moonbat sense of those words.

Update: Further exploration of the Faith of Life site turns up David Liepert, the network's founding Director, exposulating on a timely subject:

Quite a few authors and media darlings have been making their fortunes off the idea that Canadian Muslims secretly support Osama bin Laden. They support their clash of civilizations theory with sensational quotes from the fanatical fringe, while ignoring and even denouncing the notion of Islamophobia. However, according to the United Nations, 'Islamophobia is now more widely accepted as normal in the West, not only among the common people, but also, and more openly, among certain elites, who at times seemed to adopt it as an ideological or even aesthetic position.'

It would be nice if that weren't true of Canada . In Ontario last year, the right to faith-based arbitration in family disputes was taken away from everyone (even though it had been in place for decades) simply to ensure Muslims didn't get it. The idea of public support for private religious schools is suffering the same fate. A hate-speech complaint against a prominent magazine has even prompted a federal private members' motion to remove laws against hate-speech from the books! Apparently Muslims can't be trusted with that right either.

Canada's commentators seem unanimous: an individuals' right to stereotype and misrepresent a distinct minority is protected in Canada . But where are the supposed limits that prevent us exercising our rights to the detriment of others? When a prejudiced perspective becomes so endemic that it begins to promote systemic prejudice has it not gone too far?

There is a wide gulf between those commentators' dystopic maunderings and what is actually being taught in Canada 's Muslim Houses of Worship. There we learn that Islam is a peaceful religion that promotes equality and rights for all. It's a shame that's not the way it's practiced everywhere, but it's a shame we all share. Our situation is not unique: all ideological communities struggle against members using their beliefs to justify abusing others. But it is only on the pages of a few right-wing media outlets that we hear the constant outcry that the Muslim community is singularly challenged. Often, their conclusions are based on faulty interpretations of obscure scholars and a handful of fanatics few Muslims know about. Funnily enough, it seems that right-wing media outlets and Osama Bin Laden are on the same page...

Yup. Sounds very "progressive" to me. Here's more on Liepert the "revert".

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Today's Steyn song: With apologies to those "folkie" lads, the Kingston Trio:

Well, let me tell you of the story of a scribe named Steynie

And his battle with the thought police.

He went and mentioned things “offensive” by a Norwegian  mullah.

And got hauled before some HRCs.

 

But will he ever return?

No, he’ll never return,

And his fate we soon will learn.

He may write for others,

For Maclean’s, no longer.

He’s the man who’ll never return.

 

When he arrived at the courtroom

Judge he went through the motions

Of pretending what he should do.

But since the verdict was decided long before the hearing

It was clear that poor Mark was through.

 

But will he ever return?

No, he’ll never return,

And his fate we soon will learn.

He may write for others,

For Maclean’s, no longer.

He’s the man who’ll never return.

 

Now, you citizens of Canada

Don’t you think it’s a scandal

How the thought cops can do as they please?

Fight the loss of freedom! Make ‘em fire the censors!

And get rid of the HRCs!

 

But will he ever return?

No, he’ll never return,

And his fate we soon will learn.

He will write for others

But, alas, no longer for    

The true north “strong” and “free”.

For the true north "strong" and "free".

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Political scandals: Why Israel has them, and it's neighbours don't.

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Bombs away: The mad mullahs live up to their name.

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Who gets the Golan?: Not the chinless Baathist who's the mullahs' catamite.

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Understatement of the day: Abbas anger at Bush over acceptance of Jewish state bodes ill for peace.

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Song for Steyn: Here's another revised standard from the American songbook to mark the approach of Mark Steyn's show trial (it commences Monday in Vancouver):

All of it.

They’ve taken all of it.

Have a fit

That free speech is a goner.

Curb your thoughts:

They aren’t fitting.

Channel “nice”:

Your “crimes” aren’t  unwitting.

 

HRCs

Will bring you to your knees.

Make you wheeze,

And give you a pain now.

They’ve made a breech

In what was free speech

And they’ve taken all of it.

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They're baa-ack: A FrontPage Magazine symposium examines a Nazi-esque 'toon and the implications of Arab Jew-hatred. A line that resonated: "Holocaust denial is the expression of a hidden lust for another Holocaust."

In Ahmadinejad's case, though, it's not so hidden.

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The oldest affliction: Blogging was light yesterday because my mother’s husband passed away, and we had his funeral. He came into her life ten years ago—the same summer my son was born. We were very fond of him, as he was of us. The only spot of light in an otherwise dreadful day (aside from the weather, which was glorious): a conversation about “autism” between my son and two nephews—one aged 10, the other eight going on 30—in the backseat on the way to the cemetery. It went something like this:

Son: Autism is when people hate you for no reason.

Nephew: No, it’s not.  It’s when there’s something wrong with your brain, and it makes you act crazy. You hit your head on the wall.

Son: Oh, I meant anti-Semitism.

Autism, anti-Semitism--I get them mixed-up, too. (That Jimmy Carter is so autistic!)

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Traction action: Finally, a sex scandal Canadians can get excited about. Sharp-dressed but relatively inexperienced Foreign Affairs Minister Maxime Bernier (a man chosen more for his provenance--the provenance of Quebec--than his C.V.), was cashiered for leaving classified documents lying around his well-endowed lady friend's condo. The lady friend, to add piquancy to the tale, previously dated macho biker gang types.

The media have been looking for a Harper scandal that'll have traction, and this one seems to be it. I couldn't resist reducing it to rhyme:

Maxime Bernier, who lacked expertise,

Chose a hot biker babe as his squeeze.

Her colourful shmattas

Barely covered her ta-tas.

And now he’s stuck in the deep freeze.

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Here we go again: The union of British university professors is once again about to weigh the matter of an Israeli boycott. The renewed calls to put the Jews in Coventry (so to speak) is said to be due to the ongoing "humanitarian crisis in Gaza," which the academics' blame on the Jews. (Well, they would, wouldn't they?)

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Political opportunist: Now that Olmert’s in serious hot water, his heiress apparent, Tzipi Livni, is doing her best to distance herself from the bounder. A tall order, indeed, since she is so closely identified with him. Tzipi figures, though, that if she sounds all moral and high-minded, people will see her that way. From the Jerusalem Post:

Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni led a memorial service Wednesday afternoon for former Etzel commander David Raziel, and sent a clear message to Prime Minsiter Ehud Olmert that the country is not only about physical survival, but also about values.

Referring to Raziel and the Etzel fighters, Livni said that public servants would not be faithful to their jobs if they believe that the establishment of the state was the "beginning and the end."

"The state is not just a technical matter of borders and citizens, and independent is not an empty word," she said, "and it is not just symbols and a flag and an anthem."

The foreign minister went on to say that "the state has a vision and values that obligate its citizens and obligate its leaders."

Livni, without mentioning Olmert by name, said that "before we can be a light unto the nations, like we would want, we must first work inwards and sow lights."

Sorry, Tzip. It’s the Jewish people who are supposed to be “a light unto the nations,” not the Jewish state. Putting that kind of burden on Israel—expecting things of it that are not expected of other nations—is not only unfair, not only idiotic, it is suicidal.

Oh, and I’m pretty sure you can’t “sow” lights. You can, however, sow the wind, whereupon at some point in the future, you will reap the whirlwind.

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Survival mode: Ceeb ranter Rick Mercer goofs on the Dion Libs.

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Free-thinker, feather-ruffler, wave-maker, boat-rocker: In a country (Canada) where the Jewish establishment and others are actively working to thwart free speech so that a tyranny of "niceness" may prevail, these words by French Jew, Phillippe Karsenty, who refused to remain silent and fought back against the al Dura blood libel, are especially powerful. From Pajamas Media via the Jewish Tribune:

Today (last Wednesday), a French court ruled that I did not defame France 2 when I said that its news report was a hoax. Because I refused to be brainwashed, I was sued for defamation.

Our victory today was a victory for freedom—the freedom to think and to speak one’s mind; the freedom to question what one is told; and the freedom to disbelieve the solemn pronouncements of others when the individual concludes that his reasoning is correct, and that the state and all the state-run media—and all of the institutions they represent—are wrong…

The right to think, to speak, to evaluate, to accept and to reject the conclusions of others goes to the very heart of what it means to be free…

A person who’s willing to defy the establishment and speak truth to power—like Ezra Levant, like Mark Steyn, like Phillippe Karsenty—is a true hero.

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Oh, that Zbig: How’s this for black humour? A purveyor of the Big Lie about a super-powerful Jewish cabal, er, lobby, manipulating U.S. foreign policy accuses “some” Jews—those with genuine concerns about Fauxbama—of “McCarthyism”. From the Telegraph:

Zbigniew Brzezinski, a former national security adviser, said that the pro-Israel lobby in the US was too powerful, while the slur of anti-Semitism was too readily used whenever its power was called into question.

Presenting a solution for the Middle East, he listed historical compromises that had to be made by Israelis and Palestinians but accused the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (Aipac) – the largest and most influential Jewish lobby group – of obstructing peace efforts.

He said: "Aipac has consistently opposed a two-state solution and a lot of members of Congress have been intimidated and I don't think that's healthy."

He added that other country-specific lobbies, such as the Cuban-Americans, the Armenians and the Irish, had also exerted undue influence in Washington.

Mr Brzezinski, who served under President Jimmy Carter, was a key player in the 1978 Camp David Accords and remains an important voice in the US foreign policy establishment.

An active author and analyst at 80, he is close enough to Mr Obama that his remarks may feed fears in the American-Jewish community that the senator would soften America's traditional strong pro-Israeli stance if he became president.

This perception has been created in part by Mr Obama's professed willingness to talk to Iran and partly by other foreign policy associates.

In recent weeks, Mr Obama has courted the Jewish vote and, on Israel's 60th anniversary, underlined the need for the US to show "unshakeable" support.

Mr Brzezinski has been accused of being "anti-Israel" by some Jewish academics, writers and bloggers after criticising Israel for excessive use of force and unwillingness to compromise.

Last year, censure of him reached new heights when he defended John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt, two academics who had criticised the pro-Israel lobby and were accused of questioning the right of the state of Israel to exist.

Mr Brzezinski said "it's not unique to the Jewish community – but there is a McCarthyite tendency among some people in the Jewish community", referring to the Republican senator who led the anti-Communist witch hunt in the 1950s…

Apparently, there’s a McCarthyite tendency among “some” decrepit anti-Zionists, too.

Update: Might these be "some" of the Jews Zbig is talking about?

Update: Paul on powerline comments:

Brzezinski, according to Ed Lasky [of the American Thinker site], is an outspoken supporter of Walt and Mearsheimer. This doesn't prove that Brzezinski anti-Semitic, but it certainly makes him someone best left on the sidelines when it comes to influencing America's foreign policy with respect to Israel, at a minimum. Unfortunately, Brzezinski (along with Samantha Power) is one of Barack Obama's foreign policy mentors. Obama calls Brzezinski "someone I have learned an immense amount from." Supporters of Israel should be very afraid about the content of Brzezinski's lessons.  

What a very "McCarthyite" suggestion.

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Saudis take a page from the Canadian playbook: Look what I found embedded in an Arab News piece about "women’s rights" in the Magic Kingdom:

Women have also called for representation on the Shoura Council so they can influence change and development. Others have also asked for inclusion on the board of the newly established Human Rights Commission in order to ensure women get the rights that their faith guarantees and their faith-based government also should guarantee.

Good luck getting your “rights,” Saudi chicks. Everyone "in the know" knows that Human Rights Commissions—whether Wahhabi, UNi or Canucki—are in the business of removing rights, not granting them.

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UN leaps into action: Dizzy Des Tutu’s on his way to Gaza to “probe” Jewish (and only Jewish) malfeasance. (Hey, Des: While you’re in the neighbourhood, how ‘bout looking into those rockets being hurled every frikkin' day at Israeli civilians in Sderot?) From the New York Sun (my bolds):

JERUSALEM — Archbishop Desmond Tutu is planning to enter Gaza today to conduct a U.N. investigation into the killing of 19 Palestinian Arabs by Israeli shells.

After 18 months of being denied a visa by Israel, the Nobel Peace Prize winner is expected to cross the border at Rafah via Egypt.

The archbishop is intending to visit the scene of the incident, in which Israeli forces fired an artillery barrage into the Gazan town of Beit Hanoun early one morning in November 2006.

The first shell hit a house, causing members of the Athamneh family to run out into an alley, where they were cut down by further shells. Almost all the dead were from the same family, the youngest an 8-month-old girl.

The Israeli army carried out its own investigation but found earlier this year that the incident was an accident, and held no individual to account for the deaths. Palestinian Arab human rights campaigners were incensed by the finding.

Mr. Tutu's trip represents a major showdown between the Jewish state and the U.N. Human Rights Council, which commissioned his inquiry weeks after the incident.

The Israeli authorities gave no explanation for the visa delays but it is known Israel has problems with the human rights council because of its constant focus on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Israeli government sources have said the council is politicized and biased for ignoring other human rights violations such as Darfur, while repeatedly censuring Israel.

Quel understatement.

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Ehud and Tzipi’s despicable adventure: Hillel Halkin explains once again why the idea of “giving back” the Golan is sheer lunacy. From the New York Sun:

Every few years another supposed Israeli-Syrian deal of this sort hits the headlines; every few years I write another column against it; every few years it fades away until the next time.

So what's left to say now that the next time has again become this time? That one can only hope that this time, too, it will soon become last time?

That all the reasons for not surrendering the Golan that have been valid in the past are more valid than ever today, especially when the Syrian regime has just been caught trying to develop clandestine nuclear weapons and is successfully in the process of helping Hezbollah take over Lebanon and the president of America thinks that yielding to its demands would be a bad idea?

That offering to give up the Golan would therefore be the most unpardonable act that could be committed by a government whose leader, Ehud Olmert, has close to a zero approval rate from the Israeli public and will soon have to resign, and possibly go to jail, because of his crooked finances? Or that this same public has shown itself when polled, time after time, to be against ceding the Golan and currently opposes doing so by 70% to 30%?

Let's talk about this public and the paradox it represents in terms of the Golan. It's no secret that every Israeli government that has offered to return the Golan has been heavily influenced by high army officers who have supported such a move and that this is true of the Olmert government, too. Nor is it a secret why the army's general staff has tended to take this position.

This is not because the Golan has no strategic value in the army's eyes. It is because the army fears that, should war with Syria break out over the Golan, or over some other issue like Iran, this value will be offset by the rain of Syrian missiles that will hit Israeli population centers, panicking their inhabitants, causing massive casualties, and forcing Israel to sue for a ceasefire before it can press its military advantage.

Is the Israeli public unaware of this danger? If it was before the 2005 war against Hezbollah, it certainly isn't any longer. It knows what happened then, and it knows that what would happen if the Syrians were to emulate Hezbollah's tactics would be far worse. If it doesn't agree with the army, this is because it has more faith in itself and in the army than the army does.

It has more faith in the army, because it believes in the army's deterrent power, which could pulverize Damascus if the Syrians attacked Tel Aviv or Haifa. (The army, apparently, does not believe that any Israeli government would allow it even to threaten pulverizing Damascus, let alone to do such a thing.) And it has more faith in itself because it believes that even if Tel Aviv and Haifa were attacked, it could hold out long enough for the army to do its job.

This is not to minimize how grim a worst-scene scenario might be. No one in Israel wants to see thousands or tens of thousands of Israeli casualties, or for that matter, hundreds of thousands or millions of Syrian casualties. It is simply to say that the Israeli public, besides justifiably feeling that the Golan is by now part of Israel and should remain so, is more realistic than either its army or its government.

It knows not only what the price of risking a war with Syria might be, it knows what the price of not risking one would be. Once the Arab world understands that Israel does not believe it can fight or win another war, and will not fight one to hold onto its own sovereign territory (which the Golan has been since 1980), Israel might as well go into receivership immediately, because it will in any case be ripped apart piece by piece, each time yielding another bit of itself to the latest Arab ultimatum…

Well, isn’t that the whole point of the endless “peace in our time” efforts—to eat away at the Jewish state bit by bit until it’s no longer viable?

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(B)arf!: A British prison guard has caught heck for supposedly naming his pooch after the Big Kahuna. From Netindia123 (h/t J.B.):

Naming his sniffer dog "Allah" has resulted in in prison officer Chris Langridge, 28, being shifted out of Britain's top Belmarsh high-security jail.

Though Langridge insisted that his labrador was called Ali, and not Allah, a Muslim inmate filed an official complaint against the the (sic) dog handler, and he was promptly shifted.

One Belmarsh officer said: "This is political correctness gone mad."

Belmarsh houses some of Britain's most notorious extremist Muslims, including hook-handed Abu Hamza. It also has the highest proportion of Muslim prisoners of any jail in Britain.

"Muslims don't like dogs and it would have been an insult to their religion if the dog had been called Allah, which is sacred to them. It is disgraceful the way the management kow-towed to them despite Chris's denial," The Sun quoted a source, as saying.

Langridge and his dog are now working at the Swaleside jail on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent. (ANI)

Reminds me of that old joke about the dyslexic agnostic: He sat up all night trying to figure out if there really was a Dog.

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Dhimmi daze: The cleric who heads up the Canadian Council of Imams spoke at an interfaith dinner—a first for the group—and weren’t all the clueless dhimmis tickled pink? By Atara Beck in the Jewish Tribune: 

TORONTO – The 22nd annual Neighbourhood Interfaith Dinner last week at Yorkminster Park Baptist Church, attended by about 400 people of diverse backgrounds, was a first for the event.

 

The interfaith group of 14 midtown churches and synagogues and a private school invited a Muslim spiritual leader as the guest speaker for the first time.

 

Moroccan-born and educated Hamid Slimi – Imam of the International Muslims Organiation of Toronto, founder of the Faith of Life etwork and chairman of the Canadian Council of Imams – delivered a talk, It’s All About the Golden Rule.

 

His method of illustrating the importance of “doing unto others as you would have others do unto you,” however, was unprecedented in that interfaith community and included, for example, an anecdote about a Bedouin urinating in a mosque.

 

According to Bryan Beauchamp, chair of the interfaith group, “although the examples used were shocking, the point [he was trying to make] will be remembered.”

 

Imam Slimi, introduced by Rabbi Frydman-Kohl of Beth Tzedec Congregation as “a good friend,” and “a man of great kindness and integrity stressed that the most basic aspect of religion is to help those in need.

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“We’re all brothers and sisters in humanity,” he said, adding that the Islamic community poses no threat to Canada. “There is unfair thinking about Islam. It’s in the front pages. I cannot deny there are extremists and that happens in every religion.”

 

As for politics, “I can’t solve the Middle East. Only God can…it’s about justice…peacemaking without justice doesn’t happen.”

 

He spoke of the prophet Mohammed’s “respect for Christians…Jews have prospered in Morocco. We were never taught to hate Jews or Christians…“Nowhere in history is it recorded that a synagogue or church was burned under Muslim rule. All we hear today is politics…. It’s a mess.”…

 

I’m sure the anecdote about the pissing Bedouin was a hoot, and thus hate to put a damper on the levity. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to mention that, pace the imam’s comments,  there is no “Golden Rule” in Islam; how could there be, when, by definition, Islam is all about the faithful, who have an “in” with God, submitting to his will, while everyone else (the "others" of the "do unto others")  is second rate? Furthermore, the palaver about “peace with justice” is veiled language (pun intended) for the peace that will prevail once Israel’s out of the picture. Also, the notion that churches or synagogues have never been destroyed under Muslim rule is patent and outrageous nonsense (for more on the subject, see the writings of Andrew Bostom, Robert Spencer and Bat Ye’or). And maybe the imam was never taught to hate Jews or Christians, but there's plenty of hatred on view in the Koran, should anyone care to go looking. Finally, there may indeed be “extremists” in all religions, but search high and low, and you’ll find nary a mention of “jihad” in either Judaism or Christianity.

 

Earth to interfaith dhimmis: Get a clue.

 

Update: Well looky here--some other dhimmis are in bed with "Golden" guy.

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No such luck: Honor killing victim wanted to live like other German girls--Der Spiegel.

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Vox populi: Hit the road, Ehud, you corrupt old peacemonger.

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A "hero" ain't nuthin' but a CJC sumbitch: In light of this, and this, this, with its talk of "puppies and bicycles," seems unintentionally--and grimly--amusing.

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Sex and death: “Occupation," like war, is hell, right? Not so, according to a new book documenting the Nazi’s conquest of France. The author says that, rather than being a hardship, the German occupation amounted to one long sexual romp—sort of like the 60s, only with totalitarians in jack-boots who liked to ship off Jews to be killed and incinerated. From the times online:

A new book which suggests that the German occupation of France encouraged the sexual liberation of women has shocked a country still struggling to come to terms with its troubled history of collaboration with the Nazis.

Like a recent photographic exhibition showing Parisians enjoying themselves under the occupation, the book’s depiction of life in Paris as one big party is at odds with the collective memory of hunger, resistance and fear.

“It is a taboo subject, a story nobody wants to hear,” said Patrick Buisson, author of 1940-1945 Années Erotiques (“erotic years”). “It may hurt our national pride, but the reality is that people adapted to occupation.”

Many might prefer to forget but, with their husbands in prison camps, numerous women slept not only with German soldiers – the young “blond barbarians” were particularly attractive to French women, says Buisson – but also conducted affairs with anyone else who could help them through financially difficult times: “They gave way to the advances of the boss, to the tradesman they owed money to, their neighbour. In times of rationing, the body is the only renewable, inexhaustible currency.”

Cold winters, when coal was in short supply, and a curfew from 11pm to 5am also encouraged sexual activity, says Buisson, with the result that the birth rate shot up in 1942 even though 2m men were locked up in the camps.

The book has stirred painful memories. One French reviewer called it “impertinent” and another accused Buisson of telling only part of the story by focusing on the “beneath the belt” history of the occupation. Le Monde, the bible of the French intellectual elite, chided the author, who is the director of French television’s History Channel, for painting life under the occupation as a “gigantic orgy”.

People who lived through the occupation found it insulting to suggest that they spent it in bed. “It makes me really angry,” said Liliane Schroeder, 88, who risked her life as a member of the resistance and has published her own journal of the occupation. “It’s shocking and ridiculous to say life was just a big party,” she told The Sunday Times. “We had much better things to do.”

Schroeder nevertheless described her life as a messenger in the resistance as a “marvellous time” in which “people got on with life even if they weren’t laughing”. Young women were useful to the resistance, she said, because “when a young woman and a man sat in a café it did not look as if they were plotting. They looked like lovers”.

French sensitivities about the country’s wartime record were demonstrated last month when an exhibition of photographs depicting Parisians enjoying life under the Nazis included a notice explaining that the pictures avoided the “reality of occupation and its tragic aspects”. The photographs showed well-dressed citizens shopping on the boulevards or strolling in the parks. People crowded into nightclubs. Women in bikinis swam in a pool.

Buisson dedicates a chapter in his book to cinemas, which he describes as hotbeds of erotic activity, particularly when it was cold outside. “At a few francs they were cheaper than a hotel room,” he writes, “and, offering the double cover of darkness and anonymity, propitious for all sorts of outpourings.”

The French even had sex in the catacombs, the underground ossuary and warren of subterranean tunnels in Paris: war, Buisson argues, acted as an aphrodisiac, stimulating “the survival instinct”. He said in an interview: “People needed to prove that they were alive. They did so by making love.”

It has been claimed that prostitutes staged the first rebellion against the Nazis by refusing to service the invaders but Buisson called this a myth. The Germans, he claimed, were welcomed into the city’s best brothels, a third of which were reserved for officers. Another 100,000 women in Paris became “occasional prostitutes”, he said.

Elsewhere, members of the artistic elite drowned their sorrows in debauchery. Simone de Beauvoir, the writer, and Jean-Paul Sartre, the philosopher, were devotees of allnight parties fuelled by alcohol and lust.

“It was only in the course of those nights that I discovered the true meaning of the word party,” was how de Beauvoir put it. Sartre was no less enthusiastic: “Never were we as free as under the German occupation.”

De Beauvoir wrote about the “quite spontaneous friendliness” of the conquerors: she was as fascinated as any by the German “cult of the body” and their penchant for exercising in nothing but gym shorts…

Blonde, buff Aryans in abbreviated shorts: a sight to make even the author of a seminal book on feminism, The Second Sex, hot and bothered.

Sounds like the French could have used a good hosing down.

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RIP ObL?: Even if this report proves to be true and he's pushing up poppies (part of the local flora), to paraphrase Celine, the jihad will go on (and on, and on).

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Watchkitten in cahoots with the bad guys: Iran's ambassador to the the IAEA, the UN's useless nuclear watchthingy, says the agency is satisfied that Iran intends to employ nuclear technology solely for goodess and niceness.

Have I mentioned that now is the perfect time to fire watchmeow-in-chief, Mo ElBaradei?

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Suicide is brainless: "Former ambassador of Canada to Israel, the Palestinian territories, Egypt and Jordan" Michael Bell (that's how he's described in the Globe and Mail) offers his two cents' worth on the prospects for "peace" in the region. And two cents is about all it's worth, since the former diplomat, now "the Paul Martin Sr. Scholaron International Diplomacy at the University of Windsor," (those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't do either teach diplomacy) thinks that Olmert giving back the Golan in exchange for "peace" represents "the way forward."

I beg to differ:

Ehud Olmert’s desire to “talk peace” with Syria as “the way forward”? Well, that’s one way to look at it. The other is to see it as yet another example of the Prime Minister’s fecklessness, his inability to grasp the obvious. And in this instance it should be clear that, when your survival is at stake, you cannot rely on promises made by Baathists in league with your worst enemy.

 

“The way forward”? More like the road to oblivion.

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 Show tunes: This one's for Mark Steyn, on the occasion of his upcoming B.C. show trial:

There’s no tri-als like show tri-als

Like no tri-als I know.

Everything about them is depressing.

Everything’s like something out of Mao.

Soon enough they’ll have you there confessing.

Your thoughts, they’re stressing,

They won’t allow.

 

There’s no po-lice like show po-lice

They strive to bring you low.

Even with a bureaucrat like Barb’ra Hall

Don’t need no trial for a “guilty” call.

You’ve exchanged your freedom for no “rights” at all.

Let’s close down the whole show.

Let’s close down the whole show.

Channeling Ethel Merman: An excellent way to get the phagocytes moving in the morning. I feel positively invigorated.

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Carter finks on the Jews: Hamas's favorite pea(nut)-brain, Jimminy "Cricket" Carter, says Israel has 150 nukes.

Surely it can spare one to drop on a Nobel Peace Prize-winning Jew-hater. (Just kidding. No need to use a nuke to swat a louse.)

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Eeew: According to a survey, some Canadian hospitals are trying to cut costs by  re-using single-use devices.

Names, please.

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When the venue is the message: Following his attendance as his sister’s graduation ceremony at Columbia U. last week, Commentary blogger Eric Trager expatiated on the subject of censorship and free speech (my bolds):

…Given the continuity with which Columbia imbues its graduation ceremonies, perhaps it is unsurprising that Columbia University President Lee Bollinger’s speech demonstrated that he still doesn’t get it. Indeed, nearly eight months after inviting Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to speak at Columbia, Bollinger still believes that the entire affair was a test of free speech. With the Ahmadinejad incident strongly implied, Bollinger thus used his address to warn of the “Censorship Impulse”:

It is said: A speaker will persuade people to think bad thoughts and do bad things; will offend some and make others angry and resentful; will ruin the minds of our youth; will lead others to think we approve the message or don’t care enough to oppose it; will bring instability, divert us from other more important tasks, and make it more difficult and perhaps even impossible for experts to handle the situation. We limit speakers in other ways, too, when claiming that others will be “chilled” and thereby diminish speech overall or that it will reflect badly on the rest of us.

Now, here’s the interesting point: All these arguments about the costs of openness are very often true - in the sense that they point to consequences that are real. Indeed, that’s why freedom of speech and academic freedom are continually under siege, even in a nation that says it places this value at its core, because “reasonable people” can always make freedom seem foolish and foolhardy.

Yet the “reasonable people” who protested Ahmadinejad’s invitation–myself among them–weren’t primarily concerned with what Ahmadinejad might say. After all, calls for Israel’s destruction are old news at the infamous Department of Middle East and Asian Languages and Cultures (MEALAC), while few expected that Ahmadinejad’s Holocaust denial would sway Columbia students. Rather, “reasonable people” argued that giving Ahmadinejad the pulpit at one of America’s top universities would legitimize his insidious views in the Middle East, and boost his credibility in Iran. …

Exactly. Just as the University of Toronto’s hosting the annual hate-fest known as Israeli Apartheid Week legitimizes the Nakba community’s insidious views, and boosts its credibility in Canada. If IAW events were held, say, in the basement of a bowling alley, it wouldn't have nearly as much "cred".

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"Islamophobia" alert: Blogger Flaggman has alerted me to something I hadn't read anywhere else. Apparently, the telegenic threesome who are acting as Mohamed Elmasry's mouthpieces (a.k.a. "Elmo's sock puppets") are having a hard time findling articling positions. It seems prospective law firms somehow got the impression that the budding attorneys were "anti-free speech."

Go figure.

Update: I contacted Ezra Levant about the above. He says he's skeptical about the claims because the only thing law firms care about is a person's grades and his/her apparent willingness to "work like a slave."

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 Love and marriage (and marriage, and marriage, and marriage) in Hogtown: Aly Hindy, a well-known local imam, tells a Toronto Star reporter that he’s performed many a marriage ceremony knowing full well that the man standing at the altar already had one or more wives—and, really, it’s no biggie:

…"Polygamy is happening in Toronto; it's not common, but it's happening," said Hindy, imam at Salahuddin Islamic Centre.

Hindy, hardly a stranger to controversy, is well known for his friendship with the family of Omar Khadr, the young Canadian detainee at Guantanamo Bay, and his outspoken views on the implementation of Islamic law. In the past five years, Hindy said he has officiated or "blessed" more than 30 polygamous marriages; the most recent was two months ago. Even some imams in the GTA have second wives, he added.

"This is in our religion and nobody can force us to do anything against our religion," he said. "If the laws of the country conflict with Islamic law, if one goes against the other, then I am going to follow Islamic law, simple as that."

Those who condone the practice rarely let their views be known, and those who practise it themselves tend to do so in secret, making it difficult to record how many such marriages have taken place in the GTA. Equally hard to determine is how many polygamous families have immigrated to the country, despite a 2005 report commissioned by the federal Status of Women that tried to find out the extent of polygamy and its implications.

But conducting such unions in clear violation of Canadian law is wrong, according to Syed Mumtaz Ali, president of the Canadian Society of Muslims, who speaks frequently on polygamy issues.

"Muslims should not enter into polygamy while they are living in Canada, because the local Canadian law prevails. It overrules the Islamic law if there is a conflict between the two," he said…

Under the Criminal Code, polygamy was deemed a crime in 1892. Those who enter into reside in, or officiate a polygamous union can be charged with a criminal offence and face up to five years in prison.

But the last time polygamy was prosecuted in Canada was more than 60 years ago…

In Texas, though, the “unacceptable” type of polygamy (which has a Canadian connection) is kicking up all sorts of fuss.

To recap: polygamy sanctioned by sharia—okey-dokey; polygamy sanctioned by the Book of Mormon—not so much.

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Flogging a dead horse: Those idealist young activists, the brothers Kielburger (they’ve been on Oprah!), are urging Canada to “revitalize (its) role as UN peacekeepers.” From the Toronto Star (where the brothers have a weekly perch):

…The UN may not be perfect, but it has proven time and again its value as the world's premier agent of peace. If it's going to live up to these expectations, individual nations will need to step up.

A standing rapid reaction force, long advocated by former secretary general Kofi Annan, may be the best solution. Not only would it eliminate the need to piece together a last-minute contingent in an emergency, it would no doubt attract bright and ambitious soldiers well-trained for peacekeeping.

Canada could even play a lead role. Once a leading contributor of troops, we now supply the UN with fewer soldiers than Fiji and Togo. We may have our hands full in Afghanistan but could lend political and economic support to a more stable pool of UN peacekeepers.

Not only would doing so help the millions of war-ravaged civilians who rely on peacekeepers to survive, it would re-energize an important Canadian tradition – one that began more than half a century ago in the dusty Egyptian desert.

My letter:

I hate to break it to the Kielburger brothers, who are so keen to thrust Canada into a “peacekeeping” role, but being a UN “peacekeeper” is not what it used to be. Indeed, in recent times, UN “peacekeepers” have been implicated in a variety of unsavoury and discreditable pursuits, including the rape of women and children they were supposed to be protecting.

As for “keeping” the peace—the UN often ends up doing far more “watching” than “keeping”. Such is the case in Lebanon, where the UN continues to “watch” Hezbollah acquire massive amounts of armaments which, as any time, could be turned against the people of Lebanon and/or Israel.

Canadians—and the world—would be better off if there was a lot less UN “peacekeeping” and far more resolve to “revitalize” a corrupt, feckless, blinkered organization which lost most of it moral lustre a long time ago.

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Consider them dubious: Voters question Fauxbama's "honesty".

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The long and the short of it: A Globe and Mail editorial goes to bat for young Omar Khadr--deprived of his "rights," treated abominably by the Americans, and hung out to dry by his own government.

For those with time constraints, here's the gist, in verse:

Omar Khadr, Canadian lad,

Got caught in some bother with Dad.

He’s been stuck down in Gitmo

Where he don’t want to sit mo’

And we’re all of us s’posed to feel bad.

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Freaky trend: Young Saudis in Londonistan sporting "Kabbalah bracelets."

Fatwa in five, four, three...

 

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Give us your weak, your hapless, your mentally incapacitated, yearning to blow up: British authorities have been caught napping again. Here’s Melanie Phillips, scathing on the topic of a “new” strategy that’s taken authorities by surprise—enticing people with “challenges” (the p.c. label) to blow up for Allah. The strategy was recently used in Exeter, where a not-playing-with-all-his-marbles “revert” almost succeeded in deploying a particularly nasty device packed full of nails:

…A new strategy, eh? Well, fancy that!

Security officials say Al-Qaeda appears to have exported the tactic from Iraq, where disabled ‘foot soldiers’ have been used to devastating effect.

Of course, Islamic terror godfathers have used precisely this same tactic around the world for years -- but who could have expected the British to think it could happen here too? After all, according to the British politico-security establishment, the thousands of M***** terrorism suspects they are monitoring in the UK aren’t involved in I****** terrorism at all. Just crime. We learn that [Nicky] Reilly [the would-be bomber] had been

manipulated by a ‘charismatic’ al-Qaeda recruiter.

We also learn that he received a text message of support before he carried out the attack. From whom might that have been, we wonder? Not an Asperger’s support group member, for sure.

The president of Plymouth university’s Islamic Society said he could not believe that Reilly had been radicalised in the city. Good heavens, no. Who knew? Not the Security Service, it appears:

Security officials admitted that MI5 had been aware of Reilly but that he had not been under surveillance.

Of course not. Why break a great tradition?

Why, indeed? Wouldn't want to "offend" anyone by being over-vigilant (a great tradition here in Canada, too).

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Suicidal bridge-builders: The curious mesalliance between Reform Jews and Islamists.

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Alexandre the mediocre: Circle October 25^th on your calendar. That’s the date P.E.T. spawn Alexandre “Sacha” Trudeau will be the keynote speaker at the CAIR-Can fundraiser. Sacha is famous for being dandled, whilst still a pisher, on Uncle Fidel Castro’s knee, and for concocting “insightful” and “completely unbiased” documentaries.

Here’s the CAIR-Can pitch:

CAIR-CAN cordially invites you to its 2008 Gala Dinner with keynote speaker Alexandre “Sacha” Trudeau. The Gala Dinner will be held on Saturday, October 25th, 2008, at 6 p.m. in Toronto.

Alexandre Trudeau is a renowned documentary filmmaker, freelance journalist, and speaker. In 2003, Trudeau slipped into Baghdad shortly before the U.S.-led invasion. For six weeks during the bombing campaign, he lived with an Iraqi family to tell their story. This culminated in the 60-minute documentary film for the CTV program W5, "Embedded in Baghdad".

Trudeau later spent a summer with families on both sides of the Israeli "security barrier" in the West Bank, and in 2004 produced the documentary film "The Fence".

In "Secure Freedom" (2006), Trudeau investigated the Canadian government's steadfast support of the use of security certificates on the grounds of national security.

Trudeau is President and Chief Producer at Jujufilm. He is also director of Canada World Youth, and of the Trudeau foundation for excellence in social sciences and humanities research and innovation.

In his highly anecdotal talks, Alexandre Trudeau shares his often-controversial views on the political, social, and economic forces behind the headlines.

Information on tickets and venue for the Gala dinner will be announced shortly…

Papa would be proud.

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Pallywood, fauxtography and the war against the Jews: There is no more effective weapon in the anti-Zionist arsenal than media manipulation. One of the most flagrant instances of such manipulation, the Al Dura affair, has just been exposed as a fraud in a French court (shades of Dreyfus). But as David Warren writes, despite the revelations, the manipulation and media jihad continue:

…France-2 still refuses to cut its losses, and make a clean admission of what happened. It has too much at stake in the affair, and is currently blustering about an appeal to the appeal. The evidence so far presented shows things won’t get any better for them. Meanwhile, the Israeli Supreme Court is now reviewing France-2’s Israeli media accreditation.

The case casts much light into the background condition of media reporting on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Left-wing, anti-Israel journalists such as Charles Enderlin depend regularly for emotion-laden pictorial content, and for the rumours they report as breaking news, on locally-hired Palestinian photographers, cameramen, and stringers. The interests and loyalties of these people are not even an open question. For even if they personally desire to reveal only the truth, we must consider the physical consequences to them of reporting a single item favourable to Israel. Palestinians are frequently publicly executed as “Israeli agents” -- on direct orders from Fatah or Hamas -- on the basis of much vaguer suspicions.

The same story applies to Lebanon, where local journalists whose lives depend on their ability to please Hezbollah are the principal source of the news we receive, via editorial packaging in Paris, London, New York. This is how e.g. Reuters news agency was embarrassed, in August 2006, when battlefront pictures it had distributed to the front pages of the world’s newspapers were shown to have been not only photoshopped, but rather crudely photoshopped, in a Beirut studio in four different ways. The failure of Western picture editors to spot obvious indications of fraud, such as the duplication of smoke patterns, was in that case pointed out to them almost immediately by Internet bloggers.

As I mentioned above, tremendous damage is done by sensational mainstream media reporting that is, even when not fraudulent, considerably less than candid about sources. And this damage is compounded when the media give little or no attention to subsequent retractions.

The media are only slightly more concerned with “the truth” than are Canada’s HRC.

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The madness of King Ehud: Someone near and dear to me is all a-tingle at the prospect of Syria beating its spears into pruning hooks—provided the Zionists “return” the Golan. Me? I’ll have to go with Caroline Glick on this one:

…So just two months after the Lebanese, Saudis, Jordanians and Egyptians boycotted the Arab League summit in Damascus as a sign of their rejection of Syria's Iranian controllers and of Damascus's support for the Hizbullah takeover of Lebanon, thanks to the Olmert-Livni-Barak government, Syria is again a full-fledged and respectable member of the international community. The US and Iran's Arab foes now have no choice but to accept Syria.

Israelis such as retired generals Amnon Lipkin-Shahak and Uri Saguy have close personal relations with IDF Chief of General Staff Lt.-Gen. Gabi Ashkenazi and Barak and have been pushing for a withdrawal from the Golan Heights for some 15 years. Their argument for moving ahead in recent years has been that by offering the Golan Heights to Syria, Israel will pull Syria out of Iran's sphere of influence. Opponents of negotiations such as Mossad chief Meir Dagan have argued that such negotiations will have just the opposite effect.

As Syria's ecstatic reaction to Israel's announcement demonstrated, the Saguy-Shahak-Barak-Ashkenazi crowd is completely wrong and Dagan is completely right. By negotiating with Syria while it is firmly entrenched in the Iranian axis, Israel has not moderated the regime. It has legitimized Syria's presence in the Iranian axis.

That is, the Olmert-Livni-Barak government's embrace of Syria as a credible negotiating partner and Olmert's statement Wednesday evening that he supports giving Syria the Golan Heights - even as the Assad regime hosts Hamas and a dozen other genocidal jihadist groups; as Syria acts as Hizbullah's partner and logistical base and the main entry point for jihadists into Iraq; and with Damascus having effectively rendered itself Iran's Arab colony - mean that Israel has legitimized Syria's behavior. Now that Syria has received Israel's stamp of approval, the other Arabs and the US have no excuse for continuing to oppose it...

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One-sided accommodation: Quebec has been experiencing some angst about “accommodating” newcomers. Last week, “la belle province” was advised to make mucho accommodations so that immigrants would feel more welcomed, and so Quebec, which, for obvious reasons, has a strong cultural identity, could become more squishily “multicultural,” like the rest of us.

Writing in City Journal, sage shrink/essayist Theodore Dalrymple delineates what can happen when a host culture loses its identity—a cautionary tale for les Quebecois:

…A feeling of unease is widespread, even among the longer-resident immigrants themselves, that Britain has lost its distinctive character: or rather, that the loss of a distinctive character is now its most distinctive character. The country that those immigrants came to, or thought they were coming to, no longer exists. It has changed beyond all recognition—far beyond and more radically than the inevitable change that has accompanied human existence since the dawn of civilization. A sense of continuity has been lost, disconcerting in a country with an unwritten constitution founded upon continuity.

London is now the most ethnically diverse city in the world—more so, according to United Nations reports, even than New York. And this is not just a matter of a sprinkling of a few people of every race and nation, or of the fructifying cultural effect of foreigners (a culture closed to outsiders is dead, though perhaps that is not the only way for a culture to die). Walk down certain streets in London and one encounters a Babel of languages. If a blind person had only the speech of passersby to help him get his bearings, he would be lost; though perhaps the very lack of a predominant language might give him a clue. (This promiscuity is not to say that monocultural ghettos of foreigners do not also exist in today’s Britain.)

A third of London’s residents were born outside Britain, a higher percentage of newcomers than in any other city in the world except Miami, and the percentage continues to rise. Likewise, migration figures for the country as a whole—emigration and immigration—suggest that its population is undergoing swift replacement. Many of the newcomers are from Pakistan, India, and Africa; others are from Eastern Europe and China. If present trends continue, experts predict, in 20 years’ time, between a quarter and a third of the British population will have been born outside it, and at least a fifth of the native population will have emigrated. Britain has always had immigrants—from the French Huguenots after the revocation of the Edict of Nantes to Germans fleeing Prussian repression, from Jews escaping czarist oppression to Italian prisoners of war who stayed on after World War II—and absorbed them. But never so many, or so quickly.

To the anxiety about these unprecedented demographic changes—a substantial majority of the public, when asked, says that it wants a dramatic reduction in immigration—one can add a reticence in openly expressing it. Inducing this hesitancy are intellectuals of the self-hating variety, who welcome the destruction of the national identity and who argue—in part, correctly—that every person’s identity is multiple; that identity can and ought to change over time; and that too strong an emphasis on national identity has in the past led to barbarism. By reiteration, they have insinuated a sense of guilt into everyone’s mind, so that even to doubt the wisdom or viability of a society consisting of myriad ethnic and religious groups with no mutual sympathy (and often with mutual antagonisms) is to suspect oneself of sliding toward extreme nationalism or fascism; so that even to doubt the wisdom or viability of a society in which everyone feels himself part of an oppressed minority puts one in the same category as Jean-Marie Le Pen, or worse. This anxiety inhibits discussion of the cultural question. In view of Europe’s twentieth century, the inhibition is understandable. One consequence, however, is that little attempt has been made to question what attachment Britain’s immigrants have to the traditions and institutions of their new home…

Good question. Especially in light of the ongoing clash between God-law and man-made law.

Update: No question in Harpoon Siddiqui's mind: accommodation's groovy.

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Apple crap: Iran claims to be shocked--shocked!--at the news that its chip off the old block, Syria, is "talking peace" with the Zionists.

Is it genuine "shock"? Or is is feigned shock--a.k.a. taqiyah (the lies jihadis are permitted to tell in order to further their goals)?

Hard to say. My guess is that this may indeed be Syria's attempt to flex its muscles in an effort to become more powerful in its own right, but that, whether or not it has Iran's behind-the-scenes endorsement, you cannot, I repeat, cannot trust a chinless Baathist brigand.

To recap: Syria is bad news; Assad is bad news; Iran is really bad news, and so's Ehud "Scandal? What Scandal" Olmert.

All in all, a rotten bunch of apples.

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Malaise-y bones: Sure, he’s cuter, more eloquent, and isn’t saddled with a buck-toothed, meeskite family (probably the least telegenic presidential family since the invention of TV), but it should be clear by now that, in almost every other important way, Bambi Fauxbama is a dead-ringer for Jimminy “Cricket” Carter. From the American Thinker:

…In July of 1979 President Carter gave a nationally televised address in which he told America that he believed the nation was facing a "crisis of confidence." His speech would later be known as his "malaise" speech.

During his Oval office conversation with America, Carter did something no President before him has done. He gave a speech that was critical of the attitude and way of life of the American people. Many accurately perceived his speech to be about a defeated America. Carter dwelled on a what he believed was a lack of faith and confidence that had overwhelmed the American people, placing more blame on them instead of the failures of his Presidency as well as the Democrat controlled House and Senate.

"I know, of course, being president, that government actions and legislation can be very important. That's why I've worked hard to put my campaign promises into law -- and I have to admit, with just mixed success," Carter said. "But after listening to the American people I have been reminded again that all the legislation in the world can't fix what's wrong with America."

Carter would go on to literally chide Americans for their lack of confidence in the country. After campaigning to restore America from the toll taken after Vietnam, Watergate and the energy crisis, he had failed and the blame was going to be placed on the people not his lack of leadership.

Obama's speech this past Saturday had a frighteningly similar "blame the people" tone as Carter's speech. While Obama still emphasizes the failures of Washington he also blames Americans for how they live their lives.

"We can't drive our SUVs and, you know, eat as much as we want and keep our homes on, you know, 72 degrees at all times, whether we're living in the desert or we're living in the tundra, and then just expect every other country is going to say OK, you know, you guys go ahead keep on using 25 percent of the world's energy, even though you only account for 3 percent of the population, and we'll be fine," Obama said.

Obama later added fear tactics in making his case that Americans have to change their lifestyle. "We are also going to have to negotiate with other countries. China, India, in particular Brazil. They are growing so fast that they are consuming more and more energy and pretty soon, if their carbon footprint even approaches ours, we're goners."

Brian Fitzpatrick senior editor at Culture and Media Institute also believes that Obama's Oregon address is comparable to Carter's "Malaise" speech. He recently wrote about the media covering up his comments blaming Americans and their way of life. Carter had also become a media darling during his 1976 Presidential campaign. The media pass Obama received in Oregon is a blatant attempt to not add credence to the argument that Obama is the Second Coming of Jimmy Carter.

When you take an honest look at the advisors Obama has selected, his desire to meet with leaders who promote genocide and rule their nations with an iron-fist, the comparison to Carter is undeniable.  When you add the fact that both men are media favorites, place much blame on the way Americans live and support increased government regulation and big government programs instead of the free-market ideas to solve America's ills, the fear that people have that an Obama Presidency would by Carter's second term, is not just a concern, but a harsh reality.

As bad as a Fauxbama presidency is likely to be, I shudder to think of the kind of mischief he’ll get up to post-White House when, like Jimminy and Hillary’s squeeze, he refuses to shuffle off the world stage and continues to hog the spotlight.

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When is France going to “give back” Alsace-Lorraine?: A question a certain demented peace-monger trying to deflect attention away from his own corruption scandal might want to ask himself before he “gives back” the Golan in exchange for “peace” with Iran’s Mini-Me.

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Power play: In an age-old power struggle recast for modern times, the Shias are trying to lord it over the Arabs (and everyone else, especially those uppity Zionists). At least, that’s the sense I get from this article in Lebanon’s The Daily Star:

BEIRUT: Senior Shiite cleric Sayyed Mohammad Hussein Fadlallah said Thursday that the current period requires Arab and Islamic efforts to settle the remaining problems and complications, and praised Iran's contribution toward reach agreement among Lebanese leaders in Qatar.

In a phone conversation with Iranian Ambassador Mohammad Reza Shibani, Fadlallah stressed the need for Arab and Islamic countries to communicate and hold "deep" dialogue over Arab and Islamic issues.

According to Fadlallah, discussions should tackle the issue of the Palestinian cause and ways to protect the Palestinians against continuous Israeli massacres, in addition to the suffering of the Iraqi people, which he said, "was caused by the American occupation of Iraq."

"The current political period requires joint Arab and Islamic efforts to resolve lots of problems witnessed by Arab and Islamic countries," he said. "By doing so, we might get out of the framework of divisions, as well as that of sectarian and political fanaticism which threatens the nation on more than one level."

Shibani informed Fadlallah of the role played by Iran to bring the Lebanese viewpoints together, as well as its coordination with several Arab and Islamic countries in facilitating the achievement of an agreement through the Qatar-sponsored dialogue.

Under Arab League auspices, rival Lebanese leaders clinched a deal on Wednesday to end the political feud that exploded into deadly clashes earlier this month and nearly drove the country into a new civil war.

The agreement, announced after days of tense talks in Doha, will see the election of a president for Lebanon on Sunday and the creation of a unity government in which the opposition will have a power of veto.

Meanwhile, the Higher Shiite Council vice president, Sheikh Abdel-Amir Qabalan, said the Doha agreement has constituted a "new station" in the Lebanese people's life.

"The success of the Doha talks had a positive impact on Lebanon and the region," Qabalan said. "The agreement reached has brought us into a new phase of Lebanon's life; this is why we should benefit from it and provide our country with prosperity, stability and national unity."

Qabalan urged the Lebanese to communicate and forgive each other, "as they are brothers and partners in the country."

"The Lebanese people are called on to show unity and solidarity," he added…

Meaning: Submit to Hezbollah (and the mullahs)—or else.  

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Who let the dogs out?: Canada’s pugnacious postal union wants us to “call off your dogs.”

We’ll call off ours if you'll call off yours.

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Another Ceebster signs with “the majors”: Perusing my husband’s alumni magazine—Queen’s Alumni Review—I came across the following item under under “JOB NEWS”:

Nicolas (Nick) Spicer, Artsci’91, has joined Al Jazeera’s English TV’s Washington bureau. Nick has previously been the CBC News correspondent in Moscow since 2004, and before that he was a Paris-based reporter for the CBC and National Public Radio in the U.S. for 10 years. His Russian reporting took him the length and breadth of the country, as well as into Afghanistan with Canadian.

I’ve lost count of the number of high profile Ceebsters who’ve made the move over to A-J. Let’s just say that, at this stage, it’s not unfair to describe the Ceeb as “Al Jazeera’s farm team" (and we, the Canadians taxpayers, are the ones who have to pay for the players' training).

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Don't know much about history: Charles Krauthammer lays into Fauxbama for being a such an ignoramus about history (an ignoramus of historical proportions?).

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Lady Justice’s extreme makeover: I sent the following letter to the National Post. It was in response—sort of—to this letter. Since the Post didn’t bite, I'll, er, post it here:

Grant Havers points to a fundamental problem with allowing Human Rights Commissions to be the arbiters of “hate speech” in Canada: who gets to define “hate”. To the Jewish establishment, it’s obvious what constitutes “hate”: lies, slurs, smears and calumnies spread by the likes of Ernst Zundel that aim to stir up bad feelings toward the Jewish people. In other words, same old, same old. To one of the articling law students acting as a front man for the Canadian Islamic Congress in its complaint against Maclean’s, however, “hate” is a truthful Mark Steyn cover story about demographic realities in Europe which includes quotes from radical clerics; as this budding attorney sees it, the late Oriana Fallaci, the Italian scourge who warned about the same demographic realities, is Ernst Zundel.

No matter. Once these complaints—whether they involve “lies” or the “truth”—come before the august commissions, the veracity of the material in question becomes irrelevant. After all, the HRC system of “justice” doesn’t concern itself with old-fangled British Common Law notions such as presumption of innocence, standard rules of evidence or even, heaven forefend, the “truth”. Its sole concern is to ensure that the party of the first part, henceforth known as “the aggrieved”, be compensated for having his/her feelings hurt due to whatever his/her definition of “hate speech” happens to be at any given time.

The shocking reality is that, in Canada today, Lady Justice is no longer blindfolded, and her scales are tipped precipitously in favour of one side—the side that, in the name of clamping down on its own personal definition of “hate speech,” is successfully extinguishing our free expression.

Here’s the lady’s “before” shot. And here’s what she looks like “after”.

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Tony’s close call: Yikes! It has been revealed that while winging his way to a Middle East conference, feckless buddinsky Tony Blair came within a hair’s breadth of being shot down by Israeli fighter planes. Seems tensions were extraordinarily high when the Hashemites’ vacation chum was heading to the confab and, well, he was almost mistaken (imagine!) for a terrorist. From the timesonline:

Tony Blair came within moments of being killed when two Israeli fighter aircraft threatened to shoot down a private jet taking him to a Middle East conference in the belief that it might have been staging a terrorist attack.

The warplanes were scrambled to intercept after the jet pilot failed to contact air traffic control. Mr Blair, the international community’s envoy to the Middle East, was flying from the World Economic Forum (WEF) summit in the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh to attend a major conference on private investment in the Palestinian city of Bethlehem.

The Israeli aircraft used to intercept Mr Blair’s plane would have been versions of the F16 or F15, armed with Shafrir and Python air-to-air missiles. Both missiles have proved to be devastatingly effective and versatile. The Shafrir 2 missile shot down nearly 100 aircraft in the 1973 Arab-Israeli war.

Air traffic controllers spotted a suspicious aircraft heading into Israeli airspace from the Sinai peninsula on Monday and made several attempts to establish contact. When the pilot failed to respond to their urgent requests, the Israelis scrambled two fighters to intercept what they feared could have been a terrorist attacker.

The fighters flew above Mr Blair’s civilian aircraft to indicate to the pilot that he was considered a suspect target, at which point he finally made contact. The pilot told them that he was carrying Mr Blair.

During the entire incident, Mr Blair — flying with other delegates from the WEF, who were also attending the Bethlehem conference — was not informed of the situation by the pilot.

“They were unaware of it while they were on the plane,” Ruti Winterstein, spokeswoman for Mr Blair’s office in Israel, said. “They didn’t hear about it until afterwards, from the media.”

An Israeli army spokeswoman said the military would not comment on the incident, but another security source said the manoeuvre was standard procedure in such circumstances.

Israeli forces have been on high alert for threats from the Sinai region since Hamas knocked down a wall on the Egyptian border five months ago and had free access in and out of the besieged Gaza Strip for a week. It is also an area where terrorists linked to al-Qaeda have carried out bomb attacks on hotels in recent years.

Initial investigations into the events indicated a technical malfunction was to blame for the breakdown in communication, the Israeli newspaper Maariv said, adding that new systems had been set up in recent months to identify suspicious aircraft. Israeli fighters have been scrambled on several occasions to intercept potential attackers.

The conference in Bethlehem aimed to attract up to £1 billion in capital to jump-start the Palestinian economy, the main focus of Mr Blair’s mission in the region. More than 2,000 delegates and would-be investors attended the conference, which many welcomed as a positive first step towards creating a viable Palestinian state…

A viable Palestinian state: the oxymoron of our times.

I’m glad the Jews didn’t shoot down Blair, because if they had, we would never have heard the end of it. But since a “terrorist” isn’t only someone who straps on some dyno and blows up kafirs, but is also someone who attends conferences which end up enabling terrorism (by giving genocidal Jew-haters oodles of “capital,” some of which is bound to find its way into terrorist coffers), I don’t think he was misidentified.

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A suggestion: Those in the GTA ("Greater Toronto Area") with the interest and some spare time this weekend might want to drop by a conference in Mississauga where "inspirational" British blowhard, George Galloway, is tentatively scheduled to speak.

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Bambi woos Jews: The cutest candidate ever has taken his “I Wuv You Guys” act to a Boca Raton shul. From the L.A. Times (my bolds):

BOCA RATON, FLA. -- Courting a key voting bloc, Sen. Barack Obama campaigned at a synagogue Thursday, hoping to persuade Jewish voters to support “a black guy” with “kind of a Muslim-sounding name.”

Jettisoning his standard campaign speech, Obama talked instead about his support for Israel and the appeal of the Zionist dream to a biracial child whose family moved often.

"The idea that one could hang on to one's sense of balance and have a sense of family and, despite being an outsider, somehow still had a place to connect to . . . was very powerful to me," he said.

Jewish voters typically make Florida competitive for Democrats, but this year may be different.

Obama has faced an e-mail campaign falsely claiming he is Muslim. The former pastor of his church, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., has praised Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan. And Republicans are attacking him for his willingness to negotiate with Iran.

Obama acknowledged these hurdles and spoke of another.

"One of the painful things for me over the past several years," he said, "has been to see the strains between the Jewish community and the African American community."

He said he wanted to regain "that sense of a common kinship, of a people who've been uprooted, a people who've been on the outside -- that strikes me as the very essence of what we should be fighting for."

Obama arrived at Congregation B'nai Torah to sustained applause, and several people wore buttons with his name in Hebrew. But some tensions quickly emerged.

The first questioner praised Obama, then noted that a friend had said: "If Barack Obama would change his name to Barry, I would vote for him."

Obama replied that as a child he was nicknamed Barry. He is named after his Kenyan father, and as a young man he chose to use his full first name to acknowledge his heritage.

"Let's be honest, part of what raises concerns is you've got a black guy named Barack Obama," he said. "So people say, 'He's got kind of a Muslim-sounding name, and we don't know what's going on here.' "

A man who identified himself as Michael Ackerman of Boca Raton read a list of Arab activists and intellectuals whom Obama had met with. To scattered boos, he asked Obama to name Jews who could vouch for him.

Obama bristled as he rattled off several names, including Penny Pritzker, his campaign finance chairwoman; Lee Rosenberg, a board member of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, a pro-Israel lobbying group; and Abner J. Mikva, White House counsel to President Clinton.

"One of the raps on me when I first ran for Congress in the African American community is 'He's too close to the Jewish community. All his friends are Jews,' " Obama said. "That's part of the reason why this kind of conversation is frustrating."

He concluded by noting that Republicans were passing out fliers warning that he is anti-Israel.

And he urged people to ignore the whisper campaign that he is Muslim…

At which point he broke into a rousing rendition of Bei Mir Bist Du Shane: 

Bei mir bist du shane,

Please let me explain

Why my name’s Hussein--

It’s no biggie.

 

Bei mir bist du shane,

I think it’s insane

If you all refrain

From backing me.

 

I could say “Rev’rend Wright”

Even say “Farrakhan”

Each name would only tell you

“Barry’s” sure not your man.

 

Bei mir bist du shane.

Support my campaign.

I’ll hide my disdain

For that big “sore”.

 

Bei mir bist du shane

My “hopeful” campaign

Is not on the wane,

It’s gaining steam.

 

Bei mir bist du shane.

I’m so JFK-an,

A good-lookin’ swain,

So join my team.

 

I could say “Billy Ayers,”

Even say “Khalidi”.

Each name should only tell you “kachers”

Don’t vote for me.

 

Bei mir bist du shane.

My win’s preordained

So jump on my train

To victory...

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Shoo fly, don’t bother him: A Toronto Star editorial praises the sagacity of a recent judicial decision:

The Supreme Court of Canada has struck a blow for common sense by refusing to award damages to a man who developed "debilitating" psychiatric problems after finding dead flies in his bottled water.

The case revolved around Waddah Mustapha, a Windsor man who in 2001 discovered one dead fly and part of another in an unopened bottle of water he was about to put on his home dispenser. He became "obsessed" with the discovery and suffered "a major depressive disorder with associated phobia and anxiety." A trial judge awarded him $341,000 in damages, but the Ontario Court of Appeal later overturned that judgment.

In a 9-0 decision yesterday, the Supreme Court said the water supplier, Culligan of Canada Ltd., breached the "standard of care" by selling Mustapha contaminated water. It also accepted that Mustapha's illness was real.

But the court found his injuries did not warrant compensation because they could not reasonably have been anticipated. Mustapha did not show that it was "foreseeable that a person of ordinary fortitude would suffer serious injury from seeing the flies in the bottle of water he was about to install," Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin wrote.

She added that, "unusual or extreme reactions to events caused by negligence are imaginable but not reasonably foreseeable."

This sensible decision is a welcome check on the trend toward litigation in our civil society.

Maybe Mustapha can take his fly affair to a human rights commission (where all sorts of whacky complaints have been known to take wing).

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Ring mystery: The Ceeb describes a baffling reality:

It is a strange phenomenon: thousands of large, perfectly round "forest rings" dot the boreal landscape of northern Ontario.

From the air, these mysterious light-coloured rings of stunted tree growth are clearly visible, but on the ground, you could walk right through them without noticing them. They range in diameter from 30 metres to 2 kilometres, with the average ring measuring about 91 metres across. Over 2,000 of these forest rings have been documented, but scientists estimate the actual number is more than 8,000.

What causes these near-perfect circles in the forest?...

Some suggestions:

·         God

·         Allah

·         Gaia

·         Al Gore

·         Xenu

·         The Jews

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Busy day: Professional and personal duties kept me from blogging today. Be back tomorrow.

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Death by chocolate--literally: But what a way to go.

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While thousands cheered: The faithful turned out by the tens of thousands the other day in Oregon to cheer for their candidate, Bambi Fauxbama.

Of course, the fact that his "opening act" was a wildly popular rock band may have had something to do with inflating the numbers--not that the mainstreamers want you to be privy to that info.

Posted by: scaramouche at 19:30 | link | comments

A plea for totalitarianism: Protecting his turf, a human rights lawyer defends Canada's thought cops.

Well, he would, wouldn't he?

To be clear, Canada has a population of over 33 million souls. Only one of them--he who shall remain nameless, for to name him, as he sees it, is to defame him--is availing himself of the thought crimes section of the nation's human rights code. I don't mean to deprive this gentleman of his livelihood, but I happen to align myself with those who believe that free speech and a single justice system predicated on a tradition of laws dating back to the Magna Carta are infinitely more crucial than allowing a self-styled avenger to line his pockets.

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Madness: Israel confirms "peace" talks with Syria.

Such lunacy! One would have a serious death wish--or be seriously delusional--to trust the mullahs' Baathist lackeys.

And speaking of the mullahs' lackeys, another "peace" deal means Hezbollah is now well positioned to take control in Lebanon.

Update: If Syria is looking to wage "peace", why is it also trying to buy a whack-load of weaponry from the Russians?

Any thoughts on that, Ehud?

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American-Shia portmanteau: If Fauxbama wins the White House come November, he says he's planning to sit down and talk things over with that "reasonable" Mr. Ahmadinejad.

I'd say that's worthy of a song (to the tune of: "My Bonnie"):

Obamahmadinejad talking.

Obamahmadinejad--see.

They’re jawing without “preconditions”.

Oh, please bring back some sanity.

Bring back, bring back,

Oh, please bring back some sanity to me.

Bring back, bring back,

Oh, please bring back some sanity.

 

Obamahmadinejad gabbing.

Obamahmadin’--what a joke!

And as they keep talk, talk, talk, talking,

The Jew state’ll go up in smoke.

Go up, blow up, the Jew state’ll

Go up in smoke, no joke.

Go up, go up, the Jew state’ll go up in smoke.

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Nakba, shnakba: Predictably clueless hard-lefty Linda McQuaig—a paid-up member of the “Nakba community,” those Israel-bashers who hide their Zionhass behind a smokescreen of concern for the hard-done-by Palestinians—whinges about the unfairness of Canada, a Western democracy, siding with the Middle East’s only true democracy. The “It’s the Crude” dudette urges the P.M. to strike more of a “balance” and consider the feelings of the “Nakba” crowd.

My letter to the Toronto Star:

The Jewish people have experienced many “nakbas” —catastrophes—in their long history, including the destruction of two temples, exile from their ancestral homeland, expulsions, an Inquisition and, finally, a Holocaust. And each time the Jews have picked themselves up and adapted to their new circumstances. The Palestinians, on the other hand, have had only one “Nakba”. It occurred in 1948, when the mighty armies of the Arab nations failed to annihilate the tiny new Jewish state.

That’s the big difference between Jews and Palestinians. The Jews see a “nakba” as an opportunity to move ahead; the Palestinians see the “Nakba” as an excuse to blame others for their troubles so they can remain mired in the past.

 Flaggman subjects loony Linda to a rigorous fisking.

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A plea to see a fait accompli: The Ceeb’s inhouse moderate Muslim, Natasha Fatah, offers a fairly balanced (“balanced” for the Ceeb, that is, meaning that it isn’t totally one-sided in favour of the Arabs) assessment of Israel at 60:

This month, while the state of Israel celebrated its 60th anniversary, I felt tremendous admiration for the Israelis and what they have accomplished. One of the world's most ancient, and hunted peoples, the Jews have survived in a region where they are surrounded by hostility. Not only have they survived, but they have also flourished, continuing the legacy of 5,000 years of Jewish contribution to the arts, medicine, science and politics.

But looking at the suffering of the Palestinians, my admiration for Israel is tainted. While Israelis celebrate their ability to survive as a nation in a tough and hostile neighbourhood, the Palestinians mourn their loss - the Nakba or "Catastrophe" that befell them in 1948.

The Israel-Palestine issue divides and polarizes like no other. No one has lukewarm feelings about this topic; everyone has strong opinions about the problems and the solutions.

My hope for a solution would be that next year, when Israelis celebrate the 61st anniversary of their state, Palestinians also celebrate the birth of theirs, a state where the indigenous Arab people of the region may also live in dignity and peacefully with their Israeli neighbours.

That would not be easy. Each side would have to be honest in the process and demonstrate much courage.

Need for compromise

Palestinians need the courage to do one very important thing - stop questioning Israel's right to exist. Israel does exist and no amount of wishing it away is going to change that. Just as the Palestinians are indigenous to the land, so are the Jews. Imams and clerics need to stop portraying Jews as if they are foreigners in Jerusalem, or an extension of European colonialism.

Many of us may not agree with Zionism, but the reality is that Zionism is the founding philosophy of Israel. Jews have longed to return to Jerusalem for well over 2,000 years, long before any Christian or Muslim walked the holy paths of Palestine.

Palestinians need to stop saying that Israel is an artificial state, and therefore doesn't have any historical right to exist. That is a toothless argument: Half the states of the Middle East are artificial constructions - this is the legacy of the colonial era. If Israel has no right to exist, then explain Lebanon and Jordan. The first was a mountain and the other a gift by the British to the rulers of Hejaz - who now claim a land called Saudi Arabia, which too is an artificial construct.

Having said that, Israel at 60 should have the wisdom to recognize that its creation displaced a people, and that today it occupies territories not its own. What Christian Europe did to its Jewish citizens during the Second World War is unforgivable, and reparations needed to be made. But, millions of Muslims and Christians of Palestine should not be made to pay for the racism and misdeeds of the Catholics of Europe or the Nazis of Germany. Palestinians are now refugees in their own land.

There is a great feeling of defensiveness among some Israelis, and they ask why they must always compromise? Why accommodate?

The reason is simple: Israel has power and is a democracy. It claims to rule by a higher standard and needs to be judged by that measure. It functions from a point of strength, and therefore it must be Israel that shows magnanimity and compassion. Ordinary Palestinians who support neither Fatah nor Hamas, should not pay for the crimes of cruel and short-sighted men who claim to represent them.

Talks need compassionate focus

I know that among Israelis and the Jewish community, some of the most open and honest intellectual dialogue focuses not only on Israeli acts of aggression, but also on those acts of compassion. Israel has opened its arms to Arab Jews of the Middle East who have been driven out of their communities.

But the Jewish state has also helped Muslims who are victims of violence. Black Sudanese Muslims who suffered at the hands not only of Arabs in Sudan, but also of their Muslim brethren in Egypt who responded to their entreaties for help by beating, abusing and throwing them out of the country, have been allowed to take refuge inside Israel.

Israel has offered shelter to the victims of modern genocides. When Bosnian Muslims looked for refuge, Israel opened its doors. But charity must begin at home. What good is Israel's compassion for the Darfuris and Bosnians, if it has none for the Palestinians?

Supporters of Israel, especially in the Diaspora need also to resist the temptation to label all critics of Israel as anti-Semites. This is not true, and does not allow for open discourse.

There is much pain and mistrust on both sides and many who doubt the wounds can ever heal. I would urge my skeptical Middle Eastern friends, Israeli and Palestinian, to look to the east.

Last year, India and Pakistan celebrated their 60th anniversaries of independence from British rule. Despite millions of lives lost in bloodshed during partition, three wars between the countries, and the looming threat of a nuclear attack just 10 years ago, the two nations celebrated this anniversary together as equals and as brothers.

When South Asians cross the border from Lahore to Armritsar to watch cricket matches together, they are met with warmth and affection. Politicians in Delhi and Islamabad may project animosity or dubious stability. But the average Pakistani and Indian, Hindu and Muslim, Christian and Sikh on the street recognize their long historical connections and the inherent humanity of the other. Perhaps one day Palestinians and Israelis will visit each other's cities to watch soccer games with similar affection.

If 60 years can begin to heal the deep-rooted wounds of Pakistanis and Indians, why can it not do the same for the Israelis and Palestinians?...

A bit optimistic about Indian-Pakistani “wounds” being on mend, I’d say: the terrorist attack in Jaipur last week, as well as a spate of other recent attacks and several that have been thwarted, are testament to that. As for the query “why can it not do the same for Israelis and Palestinians," any clear-eyed analysis would have to point to a one-word answer that starts with “J” ends with “D”. (Alternatively, starts with “Sha” ends with “ria”.)

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Only looking back: The Canadian Jewish Congress trumpets a coup for Canadian Jews—the government’s belated recognition of the infamous St. Louis incident. From Canadian Press via the CJC site:

OTTAWA _ The Canadian government has set aside money for an education program and monument memorializing the shameful rejection of the Jewish refugee ship St. Louis in 1939.

No official apology is in the works for the incident, which epitomized a period of anti-Semitic Canadian immigration policy in the 1930s and '40s.

But Canada's Jewish lobby has been campaigning since the late 1980s to have the story of the St. Louis memorialized, and a government official is confirming that's about to happen.

A spokesman for Conservative MP Jason Kenney, the secretary of state for multiculturalism, told The Canadian Press on Tuesday that Kenney's weekend announcement on historical recognition programs will include a St. Louis memorial.

Kenney announced in Vancouver that an official apology is coming from Prime Minister Stephen Harper's government regarding the 1914 Komagata Maru incident, when 376 mostly Sikh immigrants were barred from landing in Vancouver and eventually ordered to sail away.

The settlement to the Indo-Canadian community could also involve as much as $2.5 million.

The St. Louis commemoration is more modest _ likely in the neighbourhood of $300,000 _ although the incident has wider historical echoes than the Komagata Maru.

Bernie Farber of the Canadian Jewish Congress applauded the Conservative government's decision.

``The idea is that when governments begin to understand the follies of what they did in the past, they will ensure it's not done in the future,'' said Farber.

``It's certainly not too late. We're talking 65 years later--that's a drop in the bucket.”…

Memorializing the past is something “the Jewish lobby” does very well. Recognizing the next great tragedy that looms in plain sight—such as the one that may come to pass once the cone of silence about global jihad and the Islamist threat is lowered once and for all in Canada and around the world—and taking the steps required to forestall it, is something at which it is far less adept.

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Two-faced France: Nicolas Sarkozy may have been making nicey-nicey with the Jewish state, but that hasn’t stopped him from establishing “contacts” with those genocidal holy warriors, Hamas. From AP via the Globe and Mail:

PARIS -- France has had informal contacts with Hamas, the militant Palestinian group that rules Gaza, Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner said yesterday.

Hamas confirmed the contacts and said France was not the only European country to seek it out recently for talks.

The acknowledgment of secret contacts between France and a group considered to be a terrorist organization by the United States and the European Union brought swift criticism from Washington.

Israel played down the revelation and insisted it has had reassurances from France, which has sought friendlier ties with Israel since President Nicolas Sarkozy came to office a year ago, that its policies haven't changed.

Mr. Kouchner said on Europe-1 radio that France has had contacts with Hamas leaders "for several months."

The Fatah party that dominated Palestinian politics for decades was trounced by Hamas in 2006 parliamentary elections.

In June, 2007, Hamas took Gaza by force, triggering a crisis among Palestinians.

Mr. Kouchner said France was not engaged in formal negotiations with Hamas. "These are not relations; they are contacts. We must be able to talk if we want to play a role," he said.

Mr. Kouchner made the announcement ahead of a three-day trip to the Palestinian territories and Israel this week. Mr. Sarkozy heads to the region next month.

As President, Mr. Sarkozy has embraced Israel, setting himself apart from predecessors who nurtured traditionally strong French relations with the Arab world. France has also sought to boost its role in the peace process under Mr. Sarkozy, and played host to an international donors conference for the Palestinians in December.

A Hamas spokesman in the Gaza Strip confirmed that his group had had contacts with France and, beyond that, "communications with many European officials."

"It reflects Europe's awareness that it made a mistake in boycotting Hamas," said the spokesman, Sami Abu Zuhri.

He would not name the other countries that have been in contact with Hamas.

The talks, he said, were "about exploring Hamas's positions on political issues." There were no discussions about opening formal diplomatic relations, he said.

In a speech Sunday, Hamas's prime minister, Ismail Haniyeh, said unidentified European delegations have been in Gaza recently to examine the Rafah border crossing and whether it could be reopened. The border has been sealed since last June's Hamas takeover.

In Washington, the State Department frowned on Mr. Kouchner's comments and reiterated that the Bush administration feels Hamas should be shunned until it changes its behaviour.

"We don't think it is wise or appropriate," spokesman Sean McCormack told reporters in Washington when asked about French contacts with the group. "We have spoken out about that in the past when other individual states have chosen to have contacts. We don't believe it is helpful to the process of bringing peace to the region.

"Our position remains that Hamas should be forced to make a choice. The international system has laid out various conditions for them, they have yet to meet those conditions."

Mr. Kouchner said the talks were not held on a regular basis but provided no other details. In the radio interview, he said Hamas was "more flexible than before" but for the moment does not recognize the state of Israel.

Yeah, when it comes to being “flexible,” Hamas is a veritable Gumby.

Is it just moi, or do you see a Legion D’honneur in the offing for Hamas-chatter-upper Jimminy Carter?

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The enduring fecklessness of the Jewish establishment: Nathan Englander’s novel, The Ministry of Special Cases, is a dizzying, grimly funny account—part Kafka; part I.B. Singer—of a Jewish couple caught up in the madness of Argentina’s “Dirty War”. The novel details the parent’s efforts to find their nineteen-year-old son who’s been “disappeared”. As I read the following passage, in which the mother, Lillian, seeks help from the Argentine equivalent of the Canadian Jewish Congress and is told that the most the organization can do is try to persuade the government to put her son’s name on an official list, I experienced a frisson of recognition:

“So it’s on their list,” Lillian said. “A farce.”

“It’s ours. And it’s more than anyone else has managed,” Feigelbaum said. “We negotiate the names, and it’s a fight to get each one. The government still denies that these people are in their custody. It’s through perseverance and pressure, through finagling and back channels, that we have reached this watershed. We have gotten them to admit that these are the people we accuse them of incarcerating.”

“They admit that you accuse them?”

“Yes,” Feigelbaum said.

“What’s that worth?”

“Everything,” he said, “when it’s official.”

“That’s your best?” Lillian said. “That’s the most the officers of the Jewish community can do?”

“Do you think more would get done if we chained ourselves to the doors of the Ministry of Special Cases?” Aggressive tactics, rudeness and tough talk—that would leave me feeling satisfied at the end of the day, but where would it leave us?” Feigelbaum gave a sweeping gesture to include Lillian and the United Congregation and, she imagined, all the rest of Once’s and Argentina’s Jews. He raised his eyebrows and made a point of staring. “Why cut our noses, Mrs. Poznan, only to spite our face?”

“As worthless as Kaddish [Lillian’s husband, father of the ‘disappeared’ boy] swore,” Lillian said.

“Does that mean you’d prefer I don’t submit your son’s name?”

“For approval?” Lillian laughed. “You work with them, Feigelbaum. You channel the grand tradition of Jewish diplomacy: Never acknowledge catastrophe until it’s done.”

“That’s a preposterous accusation.”

“Afterward you’ll raise up a tall building around it. You’ll enlist a great Jewish after-the-fact army to fight with all of hell’s fury over how it is to be remembered.”

“This is a fantasy.”

“You’ll deal with the very same officials,” Lillian said. “You’ll fight bravely over how many of our dead they’ll agree to list on the monument.” Lillian gritted her teeth. “What it means, Feigelbaum, is that I want my son, Pato, home alive. Not the Museum of the Jewish Disappeared.”

“How dare you,” he said. “I risk my life, and my family’s advocating for this cause.”

Lillian shook her head. “I can see already in your eyes. I can see how you plan to mourn.”

“You’re crazy,” he said.

“And you’re worse than them,” she said. She meant to wound Feigelbaum, she felt his betrayal was great.

Surveying the terrifying farce that is Canada’s HRC legal system—an apparatus worthy of the kind of police state depicted in Englander’s book—and how the Jewish establishment remains hell-bent on preserving it no matter what, I know how she feels.

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Talking "peace" with holy warriors: Ceeb correspondent Stephen Puddicombe has a sit-down with a Taliban leader, and finds him far “milder” and more “rational” than expected:

…Don't think I am soft on the Taliban, as I have seen their work all over Afghanistan and Pakistan; it was just surprising how meek and mild he was, though six years in a Pakistani prison will do that.

But this blog is not so much about interviewing Taliban leaders as it is a discussion of talking peace with militants responsible for blowing up cars, killing innocent people in markets, even bombing the funeral of a victim killed in a suicide bombing.

Shariah law is the issue

I sat down and had a rational, reasonable conversation with this man. His solution to achieving peace was simply that Pakistan had to adopt Shariah law. Yes, that's the sometimes oppressive religious law: women are required to wear burkas, they can't go to school, men risk severe punishment if their beards aren't long enough, no music, no billiards, no dancing, few if any modern-day appliances. Violators face brutal punishment.

There are some positive things about Shariah law though; a council of elders listens to disputes and decides the outcome based on evidence, sort of like a native healing circle back home, but that's not enough to sell it to the West. But if the new government introduces Shariah law, Muhammad says he will renounce violence. I don't think that is going to happen.

Just visit parliament in Islamabad, and you will see plenty of SUVs and spiffy Italian tailored suits. No, this parliament won't give into threats and lose all that. And Pakistan, believe it or not, is a fairly liberal society. There are burkas here, abuse against women is an enormous problem, but there are a lot of modern, forward-thinking people as well.

The prospect of Pakistan negotiating with the Taliban tends to make Western leaders sick. They fear, as do many critics here, that a deal would allow the Taliban to focus its attention on Western forces in Afghanistan, including Canadians.

That's a question I put to another Taliban leader who agreed to speak with us. Mohallanh Alham is a large man who runs a religious school in a nearby village. He and one of his co-leaders invited us in after prayers for the interview.

You would never think these men were Taliban. They laughed and made us feel quite at ease. One of them was like a favourite uncle, a little portly, with a grand laugh and a flair for telling a good joke.

But when it came down to a discussion about the peace talks, their demand was inflexible: the implementation of Shariah law, or else a fight…

No matter how “meek,” “mild,” “reasonable,” and “rational,” a Taliban appears to be, it always  boils down to sharia (and its very different understand of "peace"), doesn’t it?

In honour of Steve and his “meek” Taliban host, I’m reviving my Dr. Doolittle song parody:

If we could talk to the Taliban, just imagine it,

Chatting to jihadis in Pashto.

Imagine intellectual wrangles, discussing all the angles.

Who knows just how far it all could go?

 

If we could talk to the Taliban, learn their rationale,

Maybe find a way to cool ‘em down.

We’d study up on their sharia, teach them Ave Maria.

Our dialogue’d be our shining crown.

 

We could converse with clerics who despise us.

And they would curse our presence in their land.

If they should ask, “Do you want the caliphate?”

Say for the helluvit,

“It’s grand!”

 

If we could talk to the Taliban, open up that door,

Think of all the things we could discuss.

Although we’d talk to the Taliban,

Flock to the Taliban,

Bow and scrape and squawk to the Taliban.

No way they’ll bow and scrape and squawk to us.

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Suffrage and suff’ring: Why are women in Saudi Arabia so downtrodden? According to a Saudi “human right” expert, it’s because women have not spoken up and demanded their “rights”. From Arab News:

JEDDAH, 19 May 2008 — Ignorance, lack of awareness about their rights and lack of appreciation by society are why Saudi women are in their current situation.

This was emphasized by Al-Jowhara Al-Angari, vice chairman of the National Society for Human Rights (NSHR) on Saturday night at a meeting organized by the Khadijah Bint Khuwailid Center at the Jeddah Chamber of Commerce and Industry (JCCI).

Basmah Omair, the center director, introduced Al-Angari and requested that all mobiles be placed on silent mode.

Al-Angari’s wide-ranging discussion covered most aspects concerning women and she exhorted them to take an active role in making a difference. “When a door is locked, it is not going to open on its own. You’ve got to bang on it, on and on for it to open,” said Al-Angari. “Women are afflicted with ignorance. We can’t claim our rights unless we know them.”

Al-Angari said that women in Islam have legal, social, political and civil rights. Islamic tolerance should not be confused with social norms and traditions. Women in early Islam were recognized as individuals with rights and voices and they acted accordingly. She illustrated this with examples from Islamic history. Citing that history, she questioned where, in comparison, women are today.

“Women pledged allegiance to the Prophet (peace be upon him). During the Al-Hudaybiya Treaty, the Prophet asked his wife Umm Salamah for advice which he later took,” added Al-Angari. “Asma bint Abu Bakr (daughter of one of the Prophet’s companions) carried food and water on foot alone to the Prophet and her father when they took refuge in Thawr Cave, outside Makkah,” she cited as another example of women’s initiative during the Prophet’s time.

She urged the almost 600 women present to know their rights and ask for them…

Some chicks’ rights under Saudi sharia: the “right” to be struck by your husband; the “right” to have your testimony in court considered to be worth half that of a man’s; the “right” to be encased head-to-toe in a black shroud; the "right" to be divorced instantaneously at your husband's whim; the "right" to be gang-raped, and then punished for your "crime"; the “right” to be under the thumb of your close male relatives; and the “right” to a cloistered, second-class existence.

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When the going gets tough...: The previously "ebullient" one gets all solemn in a simalcrum of presidential maturity.

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A Hymn to Them: George "'Enry 'Iggins" Bush sings:

Why can’t the Arabs be more like the Jews?

Jews are so clever, so quick to excuse,

Eternally hopeful, unfairly abused,

Who, when given lemons go and make some lemonade.

Well, why can’t the Arabs make the grade?

Why is Western freedom such a puzzle to 'em?

Can’t they understand democracy?

Why is free expression always muzzled?

Isn’t “freedom” a thing on which we should all agree?

Why can’t the Arabs be more like the Jews?

Jews are resourceful, even tho’ they’ve no oil.

Inventing new gadgets, an unceasing toil.

Would they be slighted if their land was but a sliver?

(Of course not!)

Would they be livid if there was not one state but two?

(Nonsense!)

Would they be wounded if the world were to ignore them?

(Halevai!)

Well, why can’t the Arabs get a clue?

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Two peoples, two narratives, two outcomes: By Asaf Romirowsky in FrontPage Magazine:

…History does not offer any guarantees for success, and the story of the Jewish yishuv (community) could have gone in a different direction. Had the Zionists failed, they could have cited the British Mandate authorities, who betrayed their charge to help form a Jewish national home; the Arab opposition; and the trauma of the Holocaust as excuses for why the modern state of Israel could not be established under such arduous circumstances. But despite all these hardships, the Zionist movement managed to overcome and establish a national authority, as well as an organizational and institutional foundation that led to the creation of the state.

In contrast to the Zionist story, the Palestinian story prefers to blame everyone around them but themselves -- since it is easier to blame someone else than actually do the work that is desperately needed to move beyond a self-inflected catastrophe.

For some people, blaming is far more gratifying than building.

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His brilliant career: Hugh O’Brian was a tall-dark-and-handsome type—competent yet unexceptional—who enjoyed some success in American TV and movies in the 1950s/60s. He is the subject of an amusing anecdote detailing the five stages of a successful person’s career. Here he is, recounting it himself:

"When you do reach a certain point of success ... there are five stages, not just of an actor's life, but anybody's life," he said. "The first stage is who's Hugh O'Brian, the second stage is get me Hugh O'Brian, the third stage is get me a Hugh O'Brian type, the fourth stage is get me a young Hugh O'Brian and the fifth stage is who's Hugh O'Brian."

I thought of the Hugh O’Brian anecdote as I read  Mark Steyn’s educated guess as to how the next stage of his career is set to unfold:

1) At some point in the next month, the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal will find Maclean's guilty. Even if they regard the 1938 Supreme Court decision as preventing them from imposing the Canadian Islamic Congress' stated "remedy", they will still be statutorily obligated to issue a cease-and-desist order. That would prevent Maclean's from publishing anything further by me on Islam, the west, demography, etc, and also prevent them from publishing anything by anybody else that took a broadly similar line.

2) Maclean's will appeal the decision to a real court and ask that the judgment be stayed pending the appeal. The court could stay the Tribunal's remedy in whole or in part, but, given that the cease-and-desist order automatically has the standing of a Supreme Court decision, it's doubtful whether the Steyn ban would be part of the stay. I've had conflicting legal advice on this. At that point, I will either be exiled from Maclean's, or permitted a temporary reprieve at the discretion of a British Columbia judge.

3) The Globe And Mail and The National Post and others would still, in theory, be able to hire me. Both papers have made overtures to me in recent years. But, given that, on the subject for which I'm best known and thus of most commercial value, my writings have been found guilty by a Canadian "court", they would be assuming a potentially very costly liability in agreeing to publish me. That may be why, in the months since this began, once eager-to-sign editors have fallen silent, and the phone hasn't stopped not ringing.

4) I have been nominated for the National Magazine Awards, which in the normal course of events would be regarded as a big career boost. In my case, by the time the winners are announced, I'm likely to have been declared unpublishable in the daffy Dominion. So any award will make a nice accessory for the tomb of my Canadian career.  

In other words, “who’s Mark Steyn, get me Mark Steyn, get me a Mark Steyn type, get me a young Mark Steyn, and who’s Mark Steyn?”

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A real head-scratcher: George "'Enry 'Iggins" Bush asks, "Why can't the Arabs be more like the Jews?"

Diana West knows why.

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Delusional: That’s the only way to describe Harpoon Siddiqui on Bambi and the Bambi phenomenon (my bolds):

…So when Obama talks about wholesale change and a new beginning, he stirs their souls.

That he is a black man comfortable in his own skin is an added bonus. He offers a break with a racist past and a disastrous present. When he says on the night of his Iowa win, "they said, this day would never come," his audience – white and black, in front of him or their TVs – is moved to tears. That he is young, handsome and intelligent, speaks eloquently in a soothing baritone and exudes a "presidential" presence only make him that much more irresistible…

Irresistible he may well be—to those ostriches who want to avoid the reality of “a disastrous present” (global jihad; mullahs with nukes; HRCs, etc.). “Comfortable in his own skin”? Not in his black skin; even less so in his white skin. And can amyone who spent twenty years of imbibing the racist ramblings of Louis Farrakhan’s compadre really be said to have broken with “a racist past”?

Harpoon likes the cut of Bambi’s jib, and thus notes with approval those smitten by the candidate’s “irresistible” packaging—that face, that physique, that voice. To those of us who prefer not to take a holiday from history, however, the prospect of Fauxmama, the Missus, and their blinkered world view in the White House is enough to scare the bejeesus of you.

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Have no fear, Bambi’s here: Bambi Fauxbama is accusing his opponents of “fear-mongering”—i.e. exaggerating threats to manipulate the electorate into supporting them and not Bambi. Two thoughts: Is it “fear-mongering” if there’s something to be genuinely afraid of—like, say, a messianic fanatic with nukes? Also, accusations of “fear-mongering” are pretty rich coming from someone who sat in Rev. Wright’s pews for 20 years, listening to him whip up bogus fears about Jews, whites, and their hand in various conspiracies.

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And then my head exploded: Ceeb weenie Evan Solomon (one of the few Jews at the Ceeb, it seems, who has so far resisted the siren call of al Jazeera) shmoozes Hanoi Jane’s former squeeze, sanctimonious anachronism, Tom “Fight the Man” Hayden. My favourite part of their chat in the Globe and Mail:

…When you and your former wife, Jane Fonda, went to Vietnam to protest the war, it caused a huge controversy, but now it is all too common to see a celebrity like George Clooney in, say, Darfur. Is the culture of celebrity causes actually contributing to the exhaustion and cynicism you talk about, or does it still offer a hope to ignite action?

In the absence of effective government policies, it's a necessity. But it can't be a substitute for government action. You can't have Angelina Jolie adopting all the orphans of Africa while George Bush is providing less aid than John Kennedy did 50 years ago. The Jane Fondas and Angelina Jolies and all these other fine people never intend to be substitutes for real political leaders. Their choice is to do something or nothing with their celebrity and what they can do is draw attention, raise funds and link up with humanitarian organizations.

Along with that comes a lot of envy, nagging and controversy from people who either don't like celebrities or, more likely, they don't like the issues raised by these celebrities. They wish they would just go away. But, again, Bono is not a substitute for a world food policy. He is the first to say that. What's lacking is government policy. Public support has been exhausted by the confusion over whether our tax dollars are effectively spent or whether they're siphoned off into corruption or ineffective channels.

So what do you think we need on the political side?

Somebody has to become a convincing leader for a sort of global New Deal. Government must play a role and not leave this up to humanitarian agencies. Maybe people are now waking up to that. I mean, you have a Harper government in Canada and we have a Bush government here in the U.S. These are government figures who are in retreat from government's role in the market, just at the time when the opposite is needed. We need a new John Maynard Keynes, we need a Tommy Douglas. We need people, politicians and thinkers, who seriously put forward a role for government. Some of the activists in United States want a revival of a Marshall Plan.

You're publicly supporting Barack Obama. Is this the kind of relief you think he will bring?

There is a euphoric movement for Barack Obama like nothing I've seen since '68. His election would certainly create a climate of higher expectations in the United States and perhaps around the world after what we've seen for the past decade or so. But Barack Obama positions himself in the centre…

If Barack’s in the centre, then I’m Hillary Rodham Clinton.

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Some much-needed clarity: Plenty of conservative pundits—and conservatives—were no doubt impressed by George Bush’s speech in front of Israel’s parliament this week. As for the Washington Times’ Diana West? In the words (more or less) of American movie mogul, Samuel Goldwyn, include her out:

…"I suspect," Mr. Bush said, "if you looked back 60 years ago and tried to guess where Israel would be at that time, it would be hard to be able to project such a prosperous, hopeful land.

 

"No question people would have said, well, we'd be surrounded by hostile forces — but I doubt people would have been able to see the modern Israel, which is one reason I bring such optimism to the Middle East, because what happened here is possible everywhere."

 

Let's run that last bit by again. The president says the singular experience of "modern Israel" is one reason for optimism in the Middle East "because what happened here is possible everywhere." The jaw drops. On recovery, I suppose the most direct response to this statement, better suited to a beauty-pageant Pollyanna than a war-scarred president, is: No, Mr. President. What happened in Israel is not possible everywhere. Just for starters, what happened in Israel happened to a people whose monotheism and ethics, as Martin Gilbert writes in "Churchill and the Jews," was, in Churchill's view, "a central factor in the evolution and maintenance of modern civilization" — a central factor in liberty and democracy as the West still knows it.

 

This is not, to understate the case, something that may be said about the Islamic parts of the Middle East. Besides, what happened in Israel — the modern incarnation of the ancient Jewish nation that today enshrines freedom of conscience, freedom of speech, rule of law, women's rights, etc. — is also anathema (anti-Islamic) to the Islamic Middle East, which to this day seeks or plots Israel's annihilation, not in what has become a sham territorial dispute, but rather to deny infidels (former dhimmis, to boot) a foothold in what Muslims regard as once-Muslim land.

 

To President Bush, though, the un-Islamic conditions culminating in an anti-Islamic event — 60 years of infidel liberty — constitute a pre-fab democracy franchise that might just as easily have opened up in Riyadh or Baghdad as in Tel Aviv. I think he sees it this way because, emotionally, he wants to see it this way...

Wishful thinking and good intentions: paving the road to hell since the whole rigmarole (of mankind) began.

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Neil MacDonald hearts Bambi, hates conservatives and Zionists:  Ceeb correspondent Neil MacDonald, who used to report on the Middle East until, praise the Lord (and I don’t mean Tony Burman, who’s recently swung through the Ceeb’s revolving door into the welcoming embrace of the Ceeb sans hockey--al Jazeera) he was reassigned to Washington, has gone to bat for Bambi Fauxbama. Neil, an unrepentant Israel-basher from waaay back, wants us to know that Bambi’s been unfairly slammed as being anti-Israel (with my bolds and some fisking, in italics, along the way):

…So, at every opportunity, politically militant conservatives portray Obama as beholden to Muslims and cold, even hostile, to Israel. (Much scarier, according to Neil, than politically militant Islamists and leftists.)

They have accused him of planning to collude with terrorists because he has said he would meet with the leadership of Syria or Iran to discuss peace in the Middle East.

Even President George W. Bush seemed to join the attack this past week when, in a speech to the Israeli Knesset, he tacitly compared Obama to Neville Chamberlain, the British prime minister infamous for appeasing Adolf Hitler. (How dare Bush make such a claim? It’s an insult to the memory of Neville Chamberlain, who never tried to appease a guy who had nukes.)

Conservatives also hold up Obama's association with Zbigniew Brzezinski, former president Jimmy Carter's national security adviser and an Obama confidant. (Brzezinski favours including Hamas, the Palestinian militant group that now forms the government, in peace negotiations and Carter has labeled Israel's treatment of Palestinians akin to "apartheid.") (A pox on them both—Jew-haters to the core, whose hatred has fatally compromised their judgement. How else to explain the ludicrous idea of “negotiating” with terrorists? What’s the basis of the negotiations? We’ll stop lobbing missiles at you in exchange for your voluntary self-extinction?)

Knowing the tensions that exist between American blacks and the Jewish community, they pounced when Obama's former pastor, Jeremiah Wright, damned America for supporting Israel's occupation of the West Bank and Gaza. (Damn those militant conservatives for pouncing on the bigoted blowhard who, for the past two decades, has mentored the future president of the U.S. How dare they use the “tensions” between blacks and Jews to their advantage in an effort  to derail Bambi’s coronation?)

And they could barely contain their glee when an adviser to the leadership of Hamas, Ahmed Yousuf, told a New York radio show "We hope he (Obama) will win the election." (Militant and gleeful—the cads! Let’s focus on their “glee” so we don’t have to account for the disturbing fact that Bambi is Hamas’s go-to guy.)

Showing his flag

Instantly, that was translated into some sort of formal endorsement, as though Obama had sought out the support of radical Islamists. (No need to seek it out; it was forthcoming without any effort on his part at all.)

One conservative attack ad, featuring an American flag whose colors gradually fade to nothing, intoned: "The leadership of Hamas is so excited about the prospect of Barack Obama becoming president, they have openly endorsed him and complimented his new vision for America. So when Barack Obama tells you he offers change you can believe in, ask him to show you HIS flag." (Great ad.)

The attacks have been so relentless that a coalition of some of the biggest Jewish organizations in the U.S. was persuaded to issue a joint statement condemning the e-mail smear campaign. (The Jews’s implicit message: “Don’t hate us ‘cause we’re Jewish. We’re as clueless and lefty as you are.”)

Now, the candidate himself, understanding what is at stake, is pushing back

Obama has emphasized his Christianity, distanced himself from Carter and Brzezinski and pronounced Iran the gravest threat to the state of Israel, vowing to eliminate that threat. (And by “eliminating” he means sitting across a table from Moo “The Jewish State is a cancer” Ahmadinejad and trying to arrive at some sort of “compromise”.)

He has also authored opinion pieces for Israeli news outlets, granted interviews to Israeli reporters and reached out to Jewish leaders here, consistently describing Israel as a friend and stalwart ally. (Boy, he really wants that Jewish vote. Relax, Bambi; you already have it sewn up.)

But, consistent with his message of changing Washington politics, Obama has suggested a greater emphasis on diplomacy and less militarism in America's Middle East policy. (Yeah, that’ll work.)

He has even suggested it is permissible to disagree with a close ally like Israel, something you don't often hear from someone running for president. (“Disagree” about what? That Israel has a right to defend itself from those seeking to annihilate it? That Israel, despite the lunacy and rage of the Arabs and their lackeys, has a right to be?)

He told a group of Jewish leaders in Cleveland that there is "a strain within the pro-Israel community that says unless you adopt an unwavering pro-Likud approach to Israel, then you're anti-Israel," the reference being to one of Israel's hardline, rightist parties.

"That," said Obama, "can't be the measure of our friendship with Israel." (In other words, Bambi wants nothing to do with Israelis who aren’t clueless, self-flagellating dhimmis—like him. In which case, say your prayers now, Jews, because under a Bambi regime, you’ll be toast.)

He goes on

In an interview with The Atlantic magazine, he said this: "I think that the idea of a secure Jewish state is a fundamentally just idea, and a necessary idea, given not only world history but the active existence of anti-Semitism. That does not mean that I would agree with every action of the state of Israel."

He also told the magazine he'd even been accused within Chicago's black community of "being too close to the Jews." (Excuse me while I wipe off the green tea that has just gushed out of my nostrils onto my computer screen.)

Referring to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, he added: "What I think is that this constant wound, that this constant sore does infect all of our foreign policy. The lack of resolution to this problem provides an excuse for anti-American jihadists to engage in inexcusable actions." (Please not: Obama and Osama both are in agreement that Israel is responsible for provoking the jihad.)

Reasonable? Not to Republicans. House minority leader John Boehner and his colleague, Rep. Eric Cantor, immediately announced Obama had called Israel itself a "constant sore." (Reasonable? Republicans? Don’t be silly. Everyone knows that it’s oxymoronic to put “reasonable” and “Republican” beside each other. And by “everyone” I mean “everyone” at the Ceeb and the like-minded who also believe  Jazeera is a completely unbiased news source—an Arab CNN.)

Many Jewish voters here, of course, aren't buying the conservative attacks.

"From our pro-Israel point of view, he's right on the money," says Jeremy Ben-Ami, executive director of J Street, which bills itself as a "pro-Israel, pro-peace" political action committee here in Washington. (J Street: feh.)

In any event, says Ben-Ami, "The vast majority of American Jews actually vote for issues other than Israel. Imagine that! We vote based on social policy, health, gay marriage, and equality issues."

But while that may be true, Obama does appear to be struggling, at least for a Democrat, where the Jewish vote is concerned. In a recent Gallup Poll, 61 per cent of Jewish voters surveyed said they would vote for Obama if he is the Democratic nominee. It is an impressive number but it is far below the traditional support level of around 80 per cent.

An important difference

These numbers aren't lost on Obama's opponents. A shift of 20 percentage points can matter a great deal in places like Pennsylvania and Florida.

At the same time, though, there are signs that Obama's charm offensive may be working, at least in Israel itself. (Charm “offensive”: good choice of words.)

"He has somewhat succeeded in making people in Israel understand he is not in any way hostile or unfriendly," says Shmuel Rosen, Washington bureau chief for the Tel Aviv based newspaper Haaretz.

Rosen says the Israeli establishment is uncomfortable with the idea of an American president meeting directly with the Iranian leadership, but where Hamas is concerned he says Israelis might welcome an emphasis on diplomacy.

"Israelis tend to be more pragmatic in their approach in many ways. Most Israelis want Jewish Americans to understand that certain compromises have to be reached."

Adds Aluf Benn of the Israeli Institute for International Security Studies, "I don't think there is strong anti-Obama sentiment in Israel." But then, he says, "Israelis don't vote in U.S. elections."

And if they did, they’d probably vote Democrat.

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No choice: Someone put a dynamite vest on a young boy and blew him up in a crowd of Canadian and Afghan soldiers. The Globe and Mail describes the event thus: “Suicide bomber as young as 10 hits Canadians.”

My letter:

Please don’t call what that ten-year-old boy in Afghanistan did a “suicide”. That makes it sound as though the child had a choice in the matter, which, clearly, was not the case. The decision was made for him by elders who put so little stock in human life that they are willing to transform their own children into objects—human bombs.

By no commonly understood definition can what occurred to this child—who was rigged with dynamite and detonated by remote control—be described as a “suicide”. Call it was it was: a depraved and brutal murder of an innocent.

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The End is nigh: Mark Steyn has a delightfully baleful column in the latest Maclean’s. Enjoy it now, because come June, when the British Columbia sharia, er, “human rights” court orders the magazine to print a 5,000 word piece of Islamist bilge, Steyn has averred it will signal the end of his writing career in Canada (along with a huge victory for Mo Elmasry and his coterie of shrill sharia shillers):

…If you're an editor or a publisher, Canada's "human rights" regime is building a world in which the only choice on key issues of public debate is between state censorship or self-censorship. In Toronto last week, I had lunch in a fashionable eatery on King Street with a former editor who couldn't see what all the fuss was about. "You need to lighten up," she said. "Write about a movie." From next month, I'll have no choice. Although the Osgoode Hall law students protest that all they want is a "right of reply," when the British Columbia "Human Rights" Tribunal finds us guilty, they are statutorily obligated to issue a cease-and-desist order that will have the effect of preventing Maclean's running any writing on Islam by me or anybody of a similar bent — even though the plaintiffs have not challenged the accuracy of a single fact or statistic or quotation.

So four weeks from now I'll be banished from the Canadian media, which will undoubtedly be distressing to my loyal reader (I use the singular advisedly). But a year or two down the line, many other subscribers to Maclean's and the Chronicle-Herald and eventually the Globe and the Toronto Star will be wondering why there are whole areas of debate that no longer seem to get much of an airing in the public prints. In 1989, Muslims who objected to Salman Rushdie burned his novel in the streets of England. Two decades on, they've figured out that it's more efficient to use the "human rights" commissions to burn the offending texts metaphorically, discreetly, offstage . . . and (ultimately) pre-emptively.

Pace my old comrade, I don't need to see a movie because I'm in one. We're at that point in the plot where the maverick investigator takes the call saying a third example of the strange spore has been found in a field in Idaho, and he pushes another pin in the map and goes "Hmm" thoughtfully.

But he still can't get his colleagues to see that something's going on.

My letter:

During the Cold War, the Berlin Wall was a potent and tangible symbol of the barrier separating the free world from the un-free, Communist one. Currently, the most potent symbol, at least here in Canada, is the “human rights” apparatus, which has jettisoned centuries of British Common Law and embraced a form of “legality” that would have been all too familiar to the folks who lived on the un-free side of the Berlin Wall. Under both Communism and HRC-ism, the state has the power to swoop down on you without warning or a warrant, poke around in your private property, confiscate whatever it wants, and go through the motions of holding a show trial to validate its foregone conclusion that you are guilty of expressing ideas of which it disapproves--a thought crime.  

With that in mind, I have one message for Canada’s Prime Minister: Mr. Harper, tear down those HRCs!

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The depths of depravity: This is how the "brave" mujahedeen wage holy in war in Afghanistan--they dress up an 11-year-year-old in a dynamite vest, send him into batallion of Canadian soldiers, and blow him up by remote control.

Never mind St. Rachel Corrie of blessed memory. Someone needs to put on a show about that kid and the patholgies that did him in.

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Jee-had!: Osama blows Israel a birthday kiss.

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From "Rachel Corrie, The Musical": The theme song, to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic":

My name is Rachel Corrie,

I was squashed by a machine.

I went to help the downtrodden

To whom the Jews were mean.

The way that I’ve been turned into Anne Frank

Is quite obscene.

The truth has gone astray.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie.

The truth has gone astray.

 

An unextr’ordinary girl who didn’t have a clue.

The ISM recruited me to join the “Nakba” crew.

A useful idiot who could be turned against “the Jew”

Who dared to want their home.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie.

They dared to want their home.

 

And now the Jews embrace me

And have put me on their stage.

I’m sure they all feel guilty

That my death has sparked such rage.

It isn’t hard to see what such derangement will presage--

The end of the Z.E.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie.

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie,

Glory, glory, Rachel Corrie

My “truth” goes marching on…

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Words fail: This one, as they say, takes the cake (also the flan, the pie, the muffin, the tart and the baked Alaska). Tonight at 7:30, the Miles Nadal Jewish Community Centre will be host to “Readings from the up-coming Theate PANIK production” of My Name is Rachel Corrie. The readings will be followed by a “discussion facilitated by Sy Landau with theatre and community panelists.” The event is being held under the imprimatur of United Way Toronto and—wait for it—the UJA Federation.

Yes, you read correctly. A Jewish Community centre and “the organizational hub of Toronto’s Jewish community” are lending legitimacy to a puerile piece of anti-Israel propaganda, a “play” that attempts to turn a foolish, clueless young woman, a pawn of the jihadists, into a martyr for the Palestinian cause—the Anne Frank of the Intifada.

Such lunacy has rendered me speechless.

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Dumbest story of the day: Obama says Bush is 'politicizing' Israel.

Yeah, 'cause until old George came along, 'politics' didn't enter into it.

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Alice in HRC-land: Following many splendid and daft adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll’s plucky heroine encounters a new and even more unsettling alternate reality:

“Oh, dear,” said Alice, as she approach a room marked “THOUGHT CRIMES” on the third floor of a non-descript office building. “Whatever am I doing here?”

“You know very well what you’re doing here,” snapped the Mock Turtle. “A few months ago you posted a negative review of a kebob joint on your blog ‘Alice’s Restaurants’—as I recall, you said their kebobs were ‘as desiccated as the Sahara and about as tasty as camel dung’—and hurt the owner’s feelings. You are here to account for your anti-social words.

“I was telling the truth. They were as desiccated as the Sahara and did taste like crap. Oh well, if I must, I must,” sighed Alice. Peering inside the small, shabby room, she noticed a large, constipated-looking marsupial seated behind a desk. The desk had a sign on it: “JUDGE, JURY AND LORD HIGH HOPPING-MAD EXECUTIONER”.

“B-b-b-but, it’s a kangaroo!,” sputtered Alice.

“Shhh! Of course it’s a kangaroo. Who else BUT a kangaroo could perform such a job?”

“Sit down,” boomed the kangaroo (who, to Alice’s ears, sounded an awful lot like the Queen of Hearts from her previous adventures in Wonderland—or was it that former mayor of Toronto?). “Let us begin. Alice, you are hereby and forthwith and other such-like legal-sounding mumbo jumbo accused of violating the Canadian Charter of Niceness in that, on such and such a date at such and such a time, you wilfully and with malice aplenty said something mean about a kabob. You may now plead guilty.”

“What do you mean ‘I may now plead guilty’? What about the presumption of innocence? What about standard rules of evidence?

At that, the kangaroo burst into a series of whoops, howls, chortles and cackles that startled Alice and the Mock Turtle, causing them both to jump. Some minutes later, the fit finally subsided, and the constipated, self-satisfied look returned to kangaroo’s face.

“Presumption of innocence? Rules of evidence? Not in my courtroom, missy. We don’t go in for those old-fangled Magna Carta-ish kind of notions here. We got rid of that stuff ages ago. Where were you?”

“I guess I must have been in Wonderland, or Through the Looking Glass, or maybe I was asleep,” said Alice.

“Too late now,” said the kangaroo. “Are you ready to hear your sentence?”

“Do I have a choice?”

At that, the kangaroo erupted into another prolonged fit of laughter.

“Oh, my dear,” said the kangaroo, wiping away a tear cascading down her nose. “Of course you don’t have a choice. I was only asking to sound polite. And in my book, sounding polite is the most important thing of all. Much more important than a silly little girl’s restaurant reviews…Alice, I hereby and forthwith sentence you to be taken from this courtroom and to immediately be executed.”

“Executed? Isn’t that a bit, um, extreme?”

“Foolish child. Everyone knows that’s the appropriate sentence for those who ‘insult’ kabobs. But, to show we’re humane, I’m willing to be lenient. I therefore sentence you to have your vocal cords severed and your Internet permanently disconnected.”

Just then a sextet of winged monkeys swept into the room and carried Alice away. And she was never heard from again.

THE END

The moral of the story: If you don’t have anything nice to say about kabobs, don’t say anything at all.

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Oh, brother: Phil and Don send this one out to the lovely and talented Barbara Hall, Czarina of Ontario Human Rights:

Bye bye speech.

Bye bye truthfulness.

Hello ruthlessness.

I think ahm a-gonna cry.

 

Bye bye speech.

Hello, HRCs.

Bring you to your knees.

And help sharia fly.

Buh bye free speech,

Goodbye.

 

There goes my freedom

Right out the door.

I never noticed

It go before.

Our Marxist courts are so Soviet.

Can we unseat them?

The answer’s “nyet”.

 

Bye bye speech.

Bye bye truthfulness.

Hello ruthlessness.

I think ahm a-gonna cry.

 

Bye bye speech.

Hello, HRCs.

Bring us to our knees

And help sharia fly.

Buh bye free speech,

Goodbye.

 

We’re through with words that

Tend to insult.

Totalitarianism’s the net result.

Gave up our freedom,

Did not think twice

To have a land that mandated “nice”…

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 Et tu, Liz?: Queen Elizabeth dons hijab for mosque visit.

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Internal combustion: The Ottawa Citizen’s David Warren has an excellent column on how, whether or not we’re prepared to admit it, Israel’s fortunes and the West’s fortunes are tied together:

…To understand what I mean, the reader must consider almost any contemporary university campus, in which the radical political causes are quite various, but there is general agreement among radicals on each other's agendas. That one must attack Zionist Israel, and conversely champion oppressed Palestinians, is something every little half-educated campus ideologue knows he can take for granted.

What has this got to do with the future of Israel? Everything.

For while Israel's proximate enemies are Hamas and Hezbollah, and the unspeakable regimes in Iran, Syria, and elsewhere that control and supply these frontline terrorists, and are themselves pledged to Israel's physical annihilation, and are assiduously building missile stockpiles for the task - they have no chance of prevailing so long as the West remains united behind Israel. But for various reasons, the will to defend Israel is crumbling, and Israel's enemies know this. She resides in a region where she is outnumbered 60-to-1 in population, and by a much greater ratio in land area or elbow room (with accompanying natural resources). Israel has no prospects on her own.

And this is where I feel least hopeful about the future. The desire to defend Israel is being sapped, across the West, by causes ranging from exhaustion with endless trouble in the Middle East, to the thirst for oil, to the rapid growth of Muslim immigration, and thus of an electoral constituency that tends to be extremely unsympathetic to Israel.

But more profoundly, the left-Islamist alliance - forged in common opposition to everything the West stands for - has made the abandonment of Israel a common priority across the spectrum of people who take their politics from fashion.

Alas, most of the West's internal enemies, demanding the abandonment of Israel as first step, do not even know what they are doing. They are like parasites upon a host organism, and do not understand that when the host organism dies, they too will die.

My letter:

While I agree with David Warren's--and Prime Minister Harper's--assessment that, as Israel goes, so goes the West, I have to disagree with Warren's statement that the West's "internal enemies" haven't a clue about what they're doing. My sense is that most of them know exactly what they're doing: They are trying to bring down the West either because of their own guilt, self-loathing, nihilism, or some fatal combination of the three.

Call a spade a spade. What we are witnessing is the wilful destruction of Western civilization from within--a purposeful implosion, if you will. As a wise cartoon possum once famously observed, "We have met the enemy, and he is us."

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Fishing for hate: Suppose a bunch of fisherman were to show up in your backyard and scoop up all the fish in the lake. You’d be mighty peeved at their lack of consideration and conservation, wouldn’t you? And if they kept doing it again and again, and no one seemed to be doing anything about it, you might get so angry that you’d take matters into your own hands, and toss the offending fishers' fishing gear—and maybe even the offending fishers—into the drink. Were you to do so, of course, you'd risk being arrested for assault, because, even if they’re angry, people don’t have free reign to go around tossing other people and their property into lakes.

Now, suppose the fishers in question were “Asian” and the fisher-tossers were “white”—that would put a whole new complexion on things, wouldn't it, transforming a mundane fish grievance into a full-fledged “hate crime". At least, that’s what ever-vigilant Madam Commissar Barbara Hall contends. From the Ottawa Citizen:

TORONTO - Ontario's Human Rights Commission says racial profiling played a major role in the frequency of incidents in which Asian-Canadian anglers were harassed and assaulted in communities in the southern part of the province last year.

The commission launched an inquiry in November after nearly a dozen alleged incidents of Asian fisherman being attacked, both physically and verbally, with some having their fishing gear damaged or being pushed off docks.

Entitled Fishing without Fear, the report said there was a concern about stereotyping Asian Canadians as being more likely than others to engage in unlawful fishing. The commission deemed this "a form of racial profiling."

"If we are to combat discrimination and support people who experience it, it is critical that Ontario's institutions show strong leadership by acknowledging that racism exists and taking action whenever and wherever discrimination occurs," Chief Commissioner Barbara Hall said.

The commission met with police, municipalities, provincial government ministries, community associations and others to seek co-operation and said it obtained significant commitments to address discrimination and make communities safer and more welcoming to all races.

The Ontario Provincial Police announced it would create a brochure to advise anglers of the issue and where to call for assistance. Other commitments focus on addressing hate activity, racism and discrimination more broadly.

The commission added it intends to follow up on reports of any similar incidents, support organizations in fulfilling their commitments and to share information on progress made throughout the year.

Oh, that Babs. She’s a treasure.

Update: A poem for the OHRC Commissar:

Barbara Hall’s always fishing for hate

‘Cause the hate, she says, ne’er will abate.

Thus the need to entangle

Fisher-tossers in wrangles

And claim that they “discriminate”.

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Pathological metaphors: Iran’s messiah-minded President Ahmadinejad describes Israel as “a cancerous tumor” and “a stinking corpse.”

American “messiah” Barack Obama describes it as “a constant sore” that “infects all of our foreign policy.”

A commonality that could be the basis of a beautiful friendship?

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Acceptable hate speech: Back in July, a Pakistani cleric appeared on a program broadcast on VisionTV, Canada’s “multi-faith, multicultural” TV channel. Reading from a gi-normous Koran, the cleric said that the Jews, who comprised “the first Muslim ummah” were vile, greedy, and iniquitious, had failed to heed God’s law, were therefore cursed for all time and, come Judgement Day, would roil in the flames of eternal hell-fire. Following that colourful spiel, he told viewers what God demands of the “second Muslim ummah,” i.e. the Muslims:

“Now the other two strands are that is Jihad for Allah. But Jihad can be divided again into two, because whenever you find, so Jihad in the way of Allah for the cause of Allah can be pursued either with your financial resources or your bodily strength, when you go to fight the enemy in the battlefield. So Jihad, the highest form is fighting in the cause of Allah. And to give your contribution so as the requirements of the propagation of the Islamic message and the requirements of the requirements of the struggle to establish the message of Allah that can be fulfilled. You need money for that. And that is spent for the cause of Allah.”

Got that? Overt Jew-hatred and a call to jihad—holy war against kafirs—broadcast over the kafirs’ own airwaves. Ingenious!

Not surprisingly, B’nai Brith Canada complained about the program to the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council. After careful consideration, it held that

The July 14 broadcast of Dil Dil Pakistan was comprised almost entirely of a presentation by Israr Ahmad offering interpretations from the Quran. Mr. Ahmad is a citizen of Pakistan and the rights to the Canadian broadcast of his readings of the Quran were acquired by the producer of Dil Dil Pakistan. In the July 14 episode, the visual presentation is almost exclusively of Mr. Ahmad sitting behind a desk with the Quran open in front of him as Ahmad speaks to the camera. The tone of the presentation is similar to an educational lecture and is relatively moderate and steady throughout.

 

There is no derogatory comment about Jewish people and no comment targeting people of Jewish heritage. The only controversial commentary we have been able to discern, both from viewing the program and from the complaints received, is a passing reference to the concept of Jihad. The relevant excerpt transcribed from the program is attached as Appendix E.

 

We appreciate that Jihad is a sensitive subject, as it has been used by extremists as a call to arms and a justification or rationale for violent acts. But, not all references to Jihad fall within this category. For the majority of the more than one billion Muslim people around the world and the hundreds of thousands of Muslims in Canada, Jihad is about being faithful and living a life that is true to the lessons of Allah and to propagating the Islamic faith. A reasoned discussion of the Quran might well include reference to Jihad as it is raised in the Quran to be a central component of Islamic history and the Muslim faith. Indeed, an argument can be made that Canadian broadcasters, and religious channels in particular, have an obligation to explore concepts such as Jihad in an effort to educate viewers and to promote a better understanding of different faiths.

 

During the July 14 episode of Dil Dil Pakistan, after reviewing the historical connection of the Abrahamic faiths, the presentation emphasizes the importance of family values and strong families being the foundation of society. Jihad is then noted as another strand “in the way of Allah for the cause of Allah” as part of the propagation of the Muslim faith. The program then points out that there are different forms of Jihad, and that it can be pursued “when you go to fight the enemy in the battlefield” or “with your financial resources”. The section then concludes by stressing “the most profound part” being the importance for followers of Islam to propagate the faith.

 

In reviewing the tone of the presentation and reading the text, the July 14 broadcast of Dil Dil Pakistan does not appear to offend current broadcast standards. It does not target any group or individual and does not promote violence or conflict. There does not appear to be a “call to arms” or an attempt to incite viewers to cause harm to others. In the context of the overall presentation, the references to Jihad relate to the passages from Holy Scripture being discussed in the program and are fair comment in a society that upholds the freedom of religion and freedom of expression.

 

To review: You can revile, demonize, defame and hate Jews all you want; you can even call the faithful to wage a holy war. Just make sure to do so “in the context” of Islamic scripture, appear to be “moderate” and, oh yeah, don’t shout. And the fact that you’re a Holocaust-denying, jihad-preaching imam with a large following in Pakistan? That’s entirely irrelevant.

Isn’t it heartening to know that at least one strand of our glorious multiculti Trudeaupian tapestry (the one now kvetching to several HRCs about “Islamophobia” in Maclean’s magazine) has the right to unfettered freedom?

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Hillary’s last stand: It won’t be enough to “take her home”.

Won most votes in

West Virginia.

Blue Ridge Mountains,

Shenandoah River.

State went for me,

Tho’ it’s much too late.

Bambi’s gonna beat me.

Losin’ is my fate.

 

No way back

To the House

Where I lived

With my spouse.

He was president.

I was a resident.

No way back

To that House.

 

All my mem'ries not so rosy.

Dark-haired intern, Oval Office frolics.