scaramouche

Monday, 12 January 2009

Building bridges (and mentoring Somalis) over troubled waters: My blogging amiga BCF asked me to write a parody of "Sound of Silence" for all the "Jews of silence"--official Jews who freak out over a swastika in a public loo, but are strangely silent about overt Leftist/Islamist Judenhass in the streets of Toronto. Happy to oblige, Blazes:

Hello, Bernie, hello, Len.

I’ve come to talk with you again.

Because a rally full of hate and ire

Seems poised to set off an almighty fire

And the vision of Jew-hatred we thought dead

Fills me with dread,

How ‘bout you Jews of silence?

In restless dreams you all seem lost

Thinking your thoughts of Holocaust.

Searching for Nazis under basement rugs.

Meanwhile ignoring the Islamist thugs.

Then our ears were stabbed by

“Jew child you're gonna f***king die,”

Made me cry.

How ‘bout you Jews of silence?

And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand people, maybe more.

“Protesters” rioting in London town,

Burning cars and mowing people down.

Will Cat Stevens/Yusef Islam write a refrain

‘Bout a Peace Train

For all the Jews of silence?

“Fools,” said I, “You silent Jews.

Hunting for Nazis--that’s old news.

Speak up now or fore’er hold your peace.

Jihadi hatred isn’t going to cease.”

But their words don’t ever seem to come.

Seems they’re numb.

How come they’re Jews of silence?

And the people seethe and yell,

“Kill Juden; Down with Is-ra-el.”

And the crowd flashed out its warning

With all the venom that it was forming.

But the Ceej said,

“The words of the Nazis are written on some bathroom walls.”

It’s what appals

And frightens Jews of silence.

Posted by: scaramouche at 23:19 | link | comments (4)

Comments:

#1 13 January 2009 - 00:41

A Bravura Performance!

Anonymous

#2 13 January 2009 - 02:53

It appears that the Islamonazis have arrived. Mo Elmasry must be beaming.

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/01/12/united-under-the-swastika.aspx

Anonymous

#3 13 January 2009 - 03:55

Do you practice at being a complete moron or does it come naturally?

Anonymous

#4 13 January 2009 - 10:56

#1: Thanks.

#2: A bonus for his retirement.

#3: It's a gift.